Troublesome Night (陰陽路)

On Ching Ming Festival, it's said that the gate of hell will be opened

When you worship your ancestors on that day, will you say...

"Please give way" while you pass by the other graves?

Will you burn incense for the graves next to your ancestors?

Will you court any beautiful boys or girls around?

Will you say any nonsense things?

Well, do you believe in ghost?

My name is Peter Butt

Usually they called me Peter Prat

Be frank

I think I am smart enough

I am a loyal son

I worship my passed dad on every Ching Ming Festival

And I will take the chance to have sun bath and picnic

Is there any ghost in the world?

Someone said yes

Someone just mistake something as evil spirits

Well, let me tell you a story which happened in a grave yard

People said, this is a true story

Believe it or not , it's up to you

Bastard! I always treat you to karaoke on your birthdays

But you take me to such remote place to celebrate my birthday!

Hey, you know the movie business is going down.

We are jobless for months, we can't afford treating you to karaoke!

Me too! I am not yet paid by the movie company.

You'd be glad to celebrate your birthday by a barbecue

I am afraid you'd eat shit on your next birthday!

Come on!

You don't even have money to eat, how can you have shit?

The water is so cold!

So many water fleas!

It's will bite you to death!

Bastard! Why do you take me to swim?

I've picked up something good! come on, catch it!

What's this?

Bastard! How dare you fool me by this? It's a piece of bone!

There are many behind!

How dare you?

Let me pick up your bone!

Let's attack together!

Do you attack me togethern?

I love barbecue

So nice! Do you want some?

Put it here and let me take a look

Nice? I would like to have some girls now

Ball, you said you are good at courting girls

Well, why don't you call some girls here for us?

Well

Don't waste money on making a call

Well, let me call her for you

It'll break

If I had so many girlfriends

I would have become a pimp!

So , you just bluff!

Not exactly

He means he is good at courting corpses

That fit him, they won't move, so he can do anything he likes

When I came here, I saw some graves out there

I'll dig some up for you, OK?

Alright, I'll go right now...

To dig some girls for you to have fun, OK!

Damn it! - Let's not talk about this!

You should keep your words

Let's go

Damn it!

It's so windy!

I feel something haunted! Please mind your tongue

Why are you so gutless? Why do you ask me to come here?

I am with you , not any evil spirits can harm you.

Isn't that weird?

Kid, don't fool us!

Ken, are you alright? Get up.

Bastard!

Stop playing! I really want to shit

Shit , you are not allowed to go.

If you stool nothing, you must not come back

Bastard!

It's nonsense to have barbecue in front of the sea in midnight!

I hope you will eat sand

By the way, I'd like to see whether they would barbecue for me

Well, let me do it here

I think I would just spend the night with that two bastards

I can't imagine that God is really good to me

My sausage is really poor!

Let's fool him later

Something great! I have just seen something...

Something great!

Stop playing!

When I excreted, I saw a girl swimming in nude

Isn't she filming?

No lighting at all, how can it be filming?

Let's go, be quick!

Are you bluffing?

Turn it off...

Nothing is found

You said there is a girl in nude!

Lower your voice, may be she is diving!

You would scared her away!

Really?

Is there anything wrong with your eyes?

It's ridiculous for her to dive so long, she must be drowned

Bastard, you've always fool us

What's wrong with your eyes?

It's ridiculous - So many mosquitoes around!

Wait for me!

I really saw a girl swimming in nude

Stop the bull shit, please!

I stepped on shit!

Where? - What's the matte?

I stepped on shit!

Where did you get it?

Over there!

I see - Yes

Don't worry, that's my shit, not dog's shit.

You Bastard! You cheated me to see the girl in nude.

Actually you made me step on your shit - Stop it

Ken...

Don't go after me!

You don't have good digestion lately

Your shits sting very much!

How are you?

I am serious, I did see a girl in white

Where?

You have serious problem with your eyes

She is flying up to the mountain

Stop playing any more

You Bastard, you want to have fun , don't you?

You said you saw a girl in nude, and you said you saw ghost...

Well, tonight, I'm sure a group of female ghosts will chain to rape you

Just don't talk to him - He must be obsessed

I am not fooling you!

Did you see ghost?

I must have eye problem

People is afraid of ghost, but the ghost is much more afraid of people

It's alright, I must have eye problem

I see nothing

My shoes are dirtied!

I did seen that , I am damn sure!

Your are so troublesome!

Do you mean this?

I died terribly!

Do you mean this?

You always bluff!

I am really scared!

You don't look like ghost! You are foolish to believe my words!

I know you always bluff

Of course I won't believe in you

You misunderstand me

Hey, wait for me

He fooled us three times a night

I tell you, if he keeps on lying like this,

Only ghost will believe in him

Why is there one more camp?

Yeah , we haven't found it till now.

Why do you wear so little to swim?

Do you want the shark to eat you?

You nuts! If I don't dress like this, how can I attract others?

Hey, please don't lie like this!

Three girls, what a perfect match for us!

I did see ghost , am I that lucky now?

I'm glad they are ghost, so we'll have a romantic love story

Ghost won't be afraid of mosquitoes, right?

They are human being!

Do you want me to spray on you?

No!

This is mine, don't fight with me.

OK, it's your birthday

This is great! It's mine.

This must be mine

Is there something wrong?

Any more inside?

Check it yourself

Miss, will you let me court you?

You should behave yourself, or how can I make friend with you?

Miss, we can talk!

What?

What?

How is it?

What do you want?

I just want to know what do you want?

Nothing , just...

Do you want to make love with me?

Don't be that straight forward, but...

I love to...

It depends on your performance tonight

Sure I won't let you down!

Only barbecue tonight? Let's have something for fun?

Why not play guitar and sing

I am good at playing music, but I don't know guitar

I know blowing pipes only

Come on, I like blow pipes, I am good at it

It is disgusting.

I am not going to play with you

I mean the real pipes, musical instrument

Stop bull shit, or I'll beat you

I really know how to play pipes

Granny, let me help you

Granny, why do you pick up empty cans that late?

Young man, can you see me?

Well, you are in bad luck then.