Victorious

Cat...

Why'd you just throw your drink in the trash?

'Cuz I wasn't thirsty.

But... But you bought the...

Ah forget it.

What are you doing Saturday night?

I'm dog sitting for my mom's boss.

- Oh. What kind of dog? - I'm not sure.

He's got paws and a tail...

Maybe he's an English pawtail.

Why, what are you doing Saturday night?

Oh what... what, you think 'cuz Beck and I broke up,

I don't have anything to do Saturday night?!

No, I never said...

I've got a lotta things I'm gonna do, like, tons.

Okay.

I mean if you want me to cancel my plans.

And come hang out with you while you dog sit, then fine.

Fine, I'll do it.

- You don't have to... - I said I'll do it.

But you owe me, baby girl.

Thank you.

- Hey. - Yeah hey.

- Ta-daaa! - You shouldna bet her.

Who knew girls could blow up balloons with their noses?

- Ooh la la. - Ooh.

- Eee-yeow. - Stop.

What is up with you and all the fancy clothes lately?

What's fancy? They're just clothes.

Whoa... Is that a Bouzet watch?

- That is a Bouzet. - I've always wanted to see a Bouzet.

Where are ya getting' all this stuff?

Andre... Hey Andre...

Oh hey. Hey Hope.

You forgot your new scarf.

Yeah. Forgot. I didn't leave it in your car on purpose.

- Erm. - Uh-hmm.

Oh um... you guys, this is... This is Hope.

Hope, these are some people I know.

- Beck. - Tori.

I'm Robbie.

What are you doing?

Oh, I dunno, I'm actually not quite feelin' the scarf with this shirt, y'know?

When I gave you that scarf you said you loved it.

Were you lying?!

No baby. Baby I love it!

Just lemme put it back around my neck!

Ieah, that's the thing.

See, it looks nice.

Like a pretty leash.

So I'll pick you up at lunch? We'll go grab some soosh?

- Absa-loosh. - Ew.

- You guys wanna come? - I don't.

Uh, Robbie and I have a thing... At... at a place...

- We have a thing at a place? - Sheddup.

Well Tori, you come.

- Oh I... you know, I... - She'll be there!

You'll be there. She'll be there.

- I do love soosh. - Greeaat.

Heh heh. Yeah.

- Pretty girl. - And generous.

- Yeah, she seems really nice. - Thanks.

- Raise your hand if you hate her. - I do.

- Ding. - Hah.

Wow, this is a really cool place.

I know. And they have awesome Sushi.

Ooh, I bet they have Miso soup. I love Miso soup.

Miso soup is gross.

Yeah. I used to like Miso soup.

Then I realized it was gross.

Hellooooo Hope. Welcome back to Nozu.

Hi Mrs. Lee.

- Oh my God... - What, is he here?

No, no. I'm Tori. Remember me?

You produced my friend's play.

Oh yeeeaaahhh.

You people left my daughter dangling from the ceiling.

Did we?

Wait... what happened to your other restaurant?

Wok Star.

Ohhhh. It burned down in a mysterious fire.

So sad.

But then I collected the insurance money and opened this place.

But Wok Star was a chinese restaurant.

Yeah so?

This is a Sushi place... Which is Japanese.

Are you chinese or Japanese?

Ow!

I have three nice spots for you at the bar...

One for Hope, one for Hope's boyfriend,

and one for the girl who tried to kill my daughter.

Thank you.

And, uh... sorry for dangling your daughter.

That's okay, someday I will get my revenge.

What?

So, uh, Hope, ya know that song I'm gonna sing for your birthday...

Just sit down and order me a sunomono salad with no crab.

I have to talk to Mrs. Lee about my birthday party.

You're having your birthday party here?

That is so cool, how did you...

...And she walked away.

Yeah. There she went.

So... you uh... Really like her?

Yeah.

You sure?

'Cuz it seems like she makes you kinda nervous.

No. No.

What can I get ya?

That girl I came in with...

She wants a sunomono salad but with no crab.

- No crab. - I'm serious!

Please don't put any crab in her salad.

She will kill me if you do! She will kill me!

Cat? Yo Cat...

Ooh it's Jade! In heeeere.

Jade seems really mean but don't worry, she is.

- Hey. - Hiiiiii.

Say hello, Coober. Hellooooo.

Sick place.

Your mom's boss must be like a bazillionaire.

He is. He owns a really fancy car and part of Texas.

- He owns part of Texas? - Yeah, but just like the top part.

Whoa...

Y'know this guitar is a '62 strattenbocker...

- Like Elvis used to play? - That is Elvis's.

- Shut up. - Look what's written on it.

"Thank you... thank you very much. Elvis Presley."

- Holy chiz. - Don't touch it. Come sit.

- Yay, we're hanging out togeth... - Nooo!

Who is it? Are you a criminal?

- Not really. - It's open.

Hey.

Aren't you supposed to be at Hope's party?

Yes! Yes, I am!

I'm supposed to be at her birthday party,

I'm supposed to perform a song,

and I'm supposed to like her but I don't!

I don't like that girl at all, not even a little bit.

And I don't know what to do!!!

You want some mashed potatoes?

No, I don't want any...

Gimme the bowl.

Okay... why are you dating this girl if you don't like her?

- It's 'cuz of her daddy. - Who's her daddy?

- Shawn Quincy! - Shawn Quincy?!?

- Mmm-hmm!!! - He owns r.P.X. Records!

I know that, you think I don't know that?!

If that man likes my music he could make me a superstar!

Why else do you think I'm datin' his grumped-up crazy-face daughter?!

- That is terrible! - I know! That's why I'm upset!

'Cuz I know what I'm doin' is wrong!

Are these potatoes hand mashed?

- Yeah, why? - They're lumpy.

If you're gonna hand mash 'em, you gotta get up in there, get out those lumps.

Okay, did you know your mom's boss has an antique human skull in his room?

Please, put that back.

I'm not supposed to touch anything here.

Touching things is a part of life.

But I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to...

Look... I'm touching Elvis's guitar, see?

I'm Elvis Presley, and I'm touchin' mah gee-tar...

That's right baby... I touched the boss's skull,

and I'm a'touchin' mah special gee-tar.

See, I touched the guitar and nothing bad happened...

That guitar was not properly hung.

I can't believe you're doing this.

I'll buy you some more potatoes.

Nooooo. I mean dating a girl you don't like.

Just 'cuz her dad is Shawn Quincy.

Look, you need to be honest and break up with her.

- Right. When? - Tonight.

But... But it's the girl's birthday!

Uh-huh.

Is that why you don't wanna tell her?

Or is it 'cuz you wanna perform your song at her party in front of her dad?

There's a party tonight, and Shawn Quincy's gonna be there?

You're not invited.

Andre, I would never be pushy,

but when and where is this party 'cuz I'm going.

Tell her nothing.

Fine, I'll just follow him

Trina...

Later, gotta go put on your purple dress!

Look, I know it's wrong for me date Hope.

Just so I can get her dad to hear my music.

Way wrong.

But the last three music artists he signed...

Platinum albums... Grammy awards...Superstars.

- It's still wrong. - All right.