One Night in Taipei (台北夜蒲團團轉)

Baby! Finally you're answering my call.

Where are you now?

You, again?

Leave me alone! I need to cool off.

Believe me; I'm always serious towards you.

Don't bother me ever again!

Take it!

Don't hang up, May!

Hello, who's this?

Sky? Give the phone back to May.

She won't take it.

Tell me where she is.

Where are you?

Taipei;

I came to propose to her.

Taipei? Give it up.

My aunt doesn't care for those moves

I tell you where she is, she'll cut off my jewels.

Wait; I think I'm in deeper trouble than you are

I'll get back to you.

Remember to call me; I'll wait for your call.

Fine.

You've gone too far! I'm not talking to you.

Look! He gave Nan a ring!

I've been with him six months;

But no gifts.

It's so late already

I'll be late for work;

I must go now

Taiwan girls have "Korean fever".

You must love local products too, okay?

All right

Taiwan boys are good, too! Bye!

What's wrong with you? I dropped my ring

I dropped my ring.

What's wrong?

My ring! I was going to propose with it.

- Are you okay? - Engagement ring!

Is it important?

Of course it is.

Buy a new one

I can't.

My mom left it for me

to propose marriage.

It was my fault, okay?

I'll help you get it back;

I never run away.

Did you just do that?

I'm really in a rush;

I must get to my work.

It's a part-time job; I can leave in 1 1/2 hours.

After work, I'll come back with my tools

and get it back, okay?

Come on, let's go... now!

What are you up to?

Did anyone cut the cards?

Strip! It's a four!

I'll strip, too.

My symbol of manhood!

"Lewd"?

Auntie! Let me go!

Auntie! I won't do it again.

Shall we release him?

It took so much work to get him up there.

We must take more pictures first.

Do you have the three man-hunting essentials?

Yes! Beauty mask; I've used it. This one is great

I have my portable Wi-Fi.

Otherwise, how can men find us?

And most importantly, the boob pads?

Yes; They're on!

Did you pad your bra with dictionaries?

What? They're all natural

I have to go up against Taiwanese girls.

How do they say "to get laid" here?

"Pi-tui."

You're not fighting with me

on my birthday, bitches.

You're really breaking up with Caprio?

He's good

I know; Steady income, no bad habits.

He can't even flirt, and he's handsome.

One word: Boring!

She has choices; What's the worry?

Spinsterhood! Get hitched while you can, right?

That depends on how well Taiwanese boys perform.

Yes! We'll go and "Pi-tui" tonight!

Marco!

Jingua!

You're here! Doug!

This way!

Dow!

- Time for work? - Yes.

- Inventory? - Yes.

To work!

I studied mind-reading;

I know what you're thinking.

Why a condom? Are two enough?

If not, then

this should do it.

If you don't use them, you won't run out.

Jingua!

You've grown, Curry and Pepper!

Wrong!

- I'm Curry! - She's Curry!

- She's Pepper! - I'm Pepper.

Pepper! Curry!

Wrong again!

- I'm Curry! - She's Curry!

- She's Pepper! - I'm Pepper.

Don't keep changing names, okay?

You're still confused? How stupid!

I just almost got both twins! Leave me alone.

Eating Curry and Pepper will give you the runs

I like both; Both are delicious

I'm late! I'll go get changed.

My Hong Kong friend; Take care of him for me.

Hello; I'm Hui

I'm Caprio.

Caprio, are you going to.

Big Cat's party with us?

No, I'm waiting for him.

Have you ever been here?

No; What kind of place is this?

Where are we?

Welcome to Taipei!

Elly, Peter! Lan!

Long time no see.

Lan! Jules! Hung!

- Vivian! - Hui.

They're falling out.

- Oh! - Friend from Hong Kong.

Hello! Champagne? Moet?

I don't drink champagne, thanks!

- Okay! Sam! Your client! - Okay!

Hello, Hui!

What's your pleasure today? Whisky?

Macallan 30 years?

I don't drink whisky, either.

- Wu! This one's for you! - Coming!

Hui! You brought a friend?

From Hong Kong.

- Konger! - Yes, a Konger.

- Taiwan beer. - Beer, right?

Right.

Say wright!!!

Right.

Get me a whisky.

- Okay. - Thank you!

Come! Cheers!

Who is that?

Don't even think about that woman.

She's the famous Taipei nightclub Old Monster!

Old Monster?

Her nickname is "Virgin Boys Incinerator".

Legend has it, she's over 70 years old.

Her maintenance secret is.

"Pluck the masculine to restore the feminine."

"Pluck the masculine to restore the feminine"!

She's a ghost; Almost a vampire.

"Pluck the masculine to restore the feminine."

Call me "Goddess"!

Shit!

I really want her to pluck me.

Darling!

What are you doing?

She is my Goddess!

- What's up? - Sir,

please keep moving ahead.

All right.

Feilun!

- It's been a long time! - Jojo!

- You're back from Paris! - Yes.

Who did you come with?

This is Nan, Ting, Jojo; Okay?

- Let's have a drink later. - You have their backs.

But only just!

Mandy!

I told you Feilun has your back.

Out of my WHY!

- You again! - You again!

Ting?

Do you two have some misunderstanding?

You know this pervert?

He's Jingua's friend from Hong Kong.

He peeked up my skirt twice today!

I didn't; I was picking something up.

How can this be a pervert's face?

It's okay; I'll show you my underpants.

- You guys suck! - I'll show you.

- You caused me to be told off. - I was slapped.

Why must you take pictures under her skirt?

Believe me; I didn't.

Are all Taiwanese hot chicks like that?

How can she count as a hot chick?

She's just a young chick, okay?

She wasn't like that before.

Maw.!

Long time!

- How've you been? - Okay!