The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

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妈妈的养老院定金 网络红娘网站注册费 奥黛莎未履行陪审义务的罚款 钢琴托管费 把钢琴运到妈妈养老院的运费

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谢丽尔·梅尔霍夫 纽约州 纽约市

谢丽尔·梅尔霍夫 打个招呼

我的理想型 爱冒险 勇敢 善于创新

喜欢 我妹妹 悬疑小说 不喜欢 我妹妹 网络交友

喜欢 我妹妹 悬疑小说 不喜欢 我妹妹 网络交友

你需要知道 我有一只三条腿的狗 和一个两条腿的孩子

谢丽尔·梅尔霍夫 打个招呼

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你好 我是托德·马哈 网络红娘网站客服 Hi! Todd Mahar, eHarmony.

有什么可以帮您的 How can I help you today?

你好 我似乎没法在网站上和别人打招呼 Hi. I can't seem to leave a wink for someone.

我不知道 是我的页面崩了吗 I don't know, is my page broken?

是我的页面有问题还是 Do I maybe have a broken page, or--

我从没听说过这种情况 但是 好吧 I've never heard of that, but, okay.

你是第一次打算使用这个账户吗 You're trying to use your eHarmony account for the first time?

-是的 -好的 - I am. - Okay.

我正在看你的档案 I'm looking at your profile.

我们有一个非常复杂的匹配算法 We have a pretty intricate matching algorithm.

也正因此 我们才会从其他交友网站中脱颖而出 That's what distinguishes us from other online dating services.

是啊 我很喜欢这点 Yeah, I like that.

其实吧 我只想跟一个人打招呼 Actually, I'm just trying to leave a wink for one person.

谢丽尔·梅尔霍夫 Cheryl Melhoff.

她大概一个月前来了我的部门工作 She started in my division at work about a month ago...

我在茶水间听到她说 她在用你们的网站 and I overheard her near the bagels saying she was on your site.

好吧 这还真是特别 Okay, that's unique.

但我得问问你 But let me ask you.

你空了好多地方没填... You left a lot of this stuff...

比如"去过哪里 做过什么"的部分 你没填 like the "Been There, Done That" Section, you left it blank.

嗯 我跳过了 Yeah, I think I skipped it.

好吧 这你就得帮帮我了 Okay, you got to help me out here, man.

不要跳过不填 Don't skip stuff.

好吧 我没去过任何值得注意或值得一提的地方 Okay, well, I haven't really been anywhere noteworthy or mentionable.

那你做过什么值得注意或值得一提的事情吗 Have you done anything noteworthy, mentionable?

你好 你还在听吗 Hello, you still there?

你能等一下吗 Can you hang on a second?

快走 快 快出去 出去 Go, go, go! Get out! Get out!

楼要炸了 快跑 快跑 She's gonna blow! Go! Go!

-薯条 -在这边 - Chips! - Over here!

薯条 谢谢你 Chips! Thank you!

你怎么会知道楼要爆炸 How did you know about the building?

我听到了狗叫 感觉闻到了煤气味 I heard barking, thought I smelled gas.

希望你不要介意 I hope it's okay.

在我冲下楼梯的时候 I engineered a prosthesis for Chips

我给薯条做了一个假肢 while I was sprinting down the stairwell.

一个小小的髋关节组合体 A little hip-joint assembly

配上了垂环锁和骨盆前带 with a drop-ring lock and an anterior pelvic band.

天哪 你真是引人注目 God, you're noteworthy!

我的人生宗旨就是 爱冒险 勇敢 善于创新 I just live by the ABC's: Adventurous, Brave, Creative.

我觉得这是男人身上最重要的品质 That's everything I want in a man.

伙计 My man?

伙计 你还在听吗 Hey, my man, you still there?

125 街

怎么 你是晕过去了吗 还是 What? Did you pass out or--

不 我只是神游了一会儿而已 No, I just like, zoned out for a second.

好吧 你经常走神吗 Okay. Do you do that a lot?

还好吧 不算太经常 Normal amount, I guess.

嗯 我得跑了 抱歉 Yeah, I got to run. Sorry.

白日 梦想家

好吧 但我们需要更多... Okay, but we need a lot more--

白日

梦想家

《时代周刊》&《生活》 杂志社大厦

翻译 单身狗罐头

校对 暴走小罐头

今日不宜迟到 Bad day to be late.

我们被收购了 We just got acquired.

时间轴 梦想家Ans

-什么 -是啊 就一个周末的事 - What? - Yeah, over the weekend.

沃尔特 生日快乐 Walter! Happy birthday!

后期 加鸡腿·白夜君·构思·楠

你42岁了 He's 42 years old!

奥黛莎 你来这里干什么 Odessa! What are you doing here?

妈妈给你做了你最爱的柑橘蛋糕 Mom made you your favorite clementine cake.

友情支持 伊森泽生

你不是该在养老院 Aren't you supposed to be at the retirement place

帮着妈妈把钢琴搬进房子里吗 with her getting the piano moved in?

总监 暴走小罐头

没错 我在 其实都已经搬到一半了 Yes, I was there. It's like halfway done...

钢琴被搬出了卡车 放在街上 一切都好 piano's out of the van, it's on the street, everything's fine.

但我突然接到了一个电话 是个大项目的试镜 But I just got a phone call about a really big audition,

所以你能去继续监工吗 so can you go finish it?

-不行 我已经迟到了 -沃尔特 我... - No, I can't. I'm late. - Walter, I...

我觉得你没有从我需要的角度来看待这件事 I don't think you're seeing this from what I need.

你需要什么 What do you need?

我需要当上《油脂》里的里佐 I need to be Rizzo in Grease.

我不懂 I don't understand that.

-我要去试镜里佐这个角色 -里佐 - My audition! Rizzo! - Rizzo?

里佐 就是那个外刚内柔的姑娘 Rizzo! She's tough and tender!

求你帮我个忙 Do me a favor, please.

确保妈妈的钢琴被好好地搬进去 好吗 Make sure Mom's piano gets moved in all the way. All right?

去看看世界 去面对危险 去打破局限 去拉近距离 去找到彼此 去感受一切 这就是《生活》的意义

别去试镜里佐这个角色 Don't go to Rizzo!

谢谢你啊 沃尔特 生日快乐 Oh, thanks, Walter. Happy birthday!

你猜怎么 我们被收购了 Guess what? We just got acquired.

是啊 我听说了 Yeah, I heard.

嗯 之后会做出变动 Yeah, there's gonna be changes.

可能会把实体杂志转成在线杂志 Downsizing of us into some kind of dot-com thing, possibly.

我想知道接下来该怎么办 I wonder how this thing goes down,

过渡期会怎么进行 how the transition's gonna play out.

我应该能告诉你 I could probably tell you.

泰德·亨德里克斯 过渡期总经理 Ted Hendricks, managing director of the transition.

你好 我是蒂姆·诺顿 销售部的 Hey. Tim Naughton. Sales.

加里·曼海姆 平面设计部的 Gary Mannheim, graphic design.

那你是干什么的 蛋糕男 And what do you do, cake man?

只是今天恰好有蛋糕 我没那么喜欢吃蛋糕 The cake's just for today. I'm not a cake man.

我是... I do--

我只接负责... I deal dirctly--

"只接" "Dirctly"?

直接负责《生活》杂志的照片部门 Directly with LIFE'S photo units...

抱歉 我光顾着听歌了 I'm sorry, I was really getting into this song

没听你说话 and I stopped listening to you.

我说的是 你知道谁蓄胡子好看吗 I was saying, you know who looks good in a beard?

邓布利多 不是你 Dumbledore, not you.

伙计 Guy?

伙计 Guy?

你是干什么的 What do you do?

我是底片资产部的经理 I'm a negative asset manager.

真是值得我等这么久呢 Worth the wait.

*意识控制物质* *Mind over matter*

-泰德 -唐尼 - Ted. - Donny.

-感觉艰难吗 -感觉很好 - Feeling tough? - Feeling good.

好吧 不过之后就得做一些艰难的决定了 Well, got to make some tough calls ahead.

你之前来过这里 对吗 You been here before, yeah?

嗯 所以就是这里吗 Yeah, so this is it, huh?

嗯 所谓的"照片屋" Yeah, the "House of pictures."

你周末过得如何 How was your weekend?

我周末过得棒极了 I had an awesome weekend.

你这周末干了什么 And what did you do this weekend?

让我想想 Let's see.

我沐浴在北极的山泉水里... I bathed in Arctic mountain water...

同时我的拉丁情人给我朗诵诗歌 while my Latin lover recited verse to me.

-你这个小妖精 -我知道 - You slut. - I know.

其实 我一直在等修冰箱的人上门 但他一直没来 Actually, I waited for my refrigerator repairman, who never came.

真遗憾 I'm so sorry.

回头再联系 I'm gonna call you later.

好的 Okay.

冰雪 是吗 The ice, yes?

冰雪的姿态如女人般曼妙 She moves like a woman.

我叫沃尔特 米蒂 I'm Walter. Mitty.

我叫谢丽尔 梅尔霍夫 Cheryl. Melhoff.

你去了哪里 Where have you been?

测试人类精神的极限 Testing the limits of the human espirit.

我想爬上你的头发 测试一下 I'd like to climb your hair, test that out.

或许我可以联系你 通过我的诗歌猎鹰 Perhaps I can contact you, possibly through my poetry falcon.

诗歌猎鹰 Poetry falcon.

我喜欢 I like that.

如果我拿个回形针丢他 他会动吗 Do you think, if I hit him with a paper clip, would he move?

我不知道 I don't know.

你试试 Do it.

给你 Hello.

我曾经向他扔过一个墨粉盒 I actually threw a toner box at him once.

是吗 那他动了吗 Yeah? Did he move?

不 我没砸中 No, I missed.

这故事真棒 That's a great story.

地面指挥呼叫汤姆少校 Ground Control to Major Tom.

这两句为大卫·鲍伊《Space Oddity》中的歌词 汤姆少校是一名宇航员 在执行太空任务时与地面失联 最后只能在宇宙中漂泊

你能听到吗 汤姆少校 Can you hear me, Major Tom?

像人们常说的那样 继续吧 Moving on, as they say.

这里是会议室 这里有更多的工作台... Conference room, more of these stations here...

人们就在这里工作 where people sort of do their thing.

这边的布局是... Layout's here for--

早上好 赫尔南多 Morning, Hernando!

新来了个混蛋 你听说了吗 There's a new nut pouch, did you hear?

嗯 我见到他了 Yeah. I met him.

我们会被评估 We're gonna be evaluated.

他们根本无法准确评估我们 They won't be able to.

我们在这里处理的都是错综复杂的细节 We do intricate details back here.

是啊 Yeah.

这很复杂 而且外人搞不清 It's tricky. And bewildering.

应该让我们互相评估 I should evaluate you, you should evaluate me.

我不觉得他们会允许我们这么做 I don't think they'll let us do that.

我就说说而已 Just saying.

这卷底片放在这里晾了多久了 Hey, how long has this neg roll been here... out in the open?

上面写着"肖恩·奥康纳" It says "Sean O'Connell."

今天早上送来的 It came in this morning.

还有个礼物 他给你送了个礼物 就在你桌上 There's a present, too. He sent you a present, on your desk.

肖恩·奥康纳还在用胶卷拍照 Sean O'Connell still shoots on film.

这让我都不禁为他心动 That results for me in a man crush.

你想来衬板吗 Hey, you want to mount these?

真的可以吗 Seriously?

当然 Sure.

听说《生活》杂志倒闭了 Heard rumblings LIFE'S done, man.

我想说声谢谢 Wanted to say thanks.

看看里面 有个礼物 感谢你多年来的努力工作 Take a look inside, a gift for all the years of hard work.

抱歉那卷胶卷状态不太好 Sorry about the neg roll.

我溅了点血在上面... I spilled some blood on it...

那时候我正在缝合自己腹部的枪伤... while self-stitching a gun wound to my abdomen...

但25号底片是我有史以来最棒的作品 but number 25 is my best ever.

我认为这是生活的精髓 The quintessence of life, I think.

我相信你会让它被刊登在合适的地方... I trust you'll get it where it needs to go...

你总能做到 you always do.

肖·奥 赠 沃·米 感谢你多年来 出色的工作