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Is anyone there?
Hello?
Eddy, he gives a voice to your words.
It's Eddy's Time to Rant!
Come on everybody just call up for a little laugh, complain, scream or to blow off some steam.
It's free and it'll do you a world of good.
I'll tell you, Eddy, we're just not safe any more. Look at everything that's going on these days, the kind of people you see...
You can say that again.
...I'm telling you, the world just ain't a safe place any more. It ain't safe.
I cannot express how much I agree with you. This is Time to Rant, the free...
Here we go!
Fuckin' rednecks!
Hello, you've reached the voicemail of Richard Jones, Sales Manager at Globaltech California.
Please leave a message after the tone and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
Hello, ah, Mr Jones? Sam Corbitz calling. Ah, I wanted to talk to you about this idea of yours.
I've been thinking and, er, the thing is, I just don't feel it's worthwhile operating in this area.
I haven't managed to meet a single person yet.
I was wondering if it was possible if maybe I could just - I could just come back to Los Angeles.
My daughter's birthday is coming up.
Okay. Thank you.
Come on, come on, come on!
Eddy - he speaks for the community.
We interrupt this program for a special announcement. Little Cindy, who disappeared last week, is still missing.
But according to police it's become increasingly clear that her disappearance is linked to the killer.
Her uncle Jack Brandon's own cousin has decided to join the hunt with everyone else.
In his own words, I quote: "If we can't find Cindy, at least we can get the man who kidnapped her.
"And if we do find him? Boy, oh boy! We'll show him what real pain feels like."
Now, some music.
Hello? Hello?
Hello.
Hi! My name is Sam! I'm just so happy to hear from someone...
Hello? Hello?
It is now six o'clock and this is Eddy's Time to Rant.
Come on everybody just call up for a little laugh, complain, scream or to blow off some steam.
It's free and it'll do you a world of good.
Hi, Eddy? My name's Rebecca Sexton.
You know, this killer you're talking about?
He's murdering families, right? I mean, women and children! I don't understand why the police aren't doing anything.
All they do is talk, talk, talk. They say they've seen the killer. They say this, they say that.
But when it comes down to it, what are they actually doing?
Then tell them yourself, stupid.
Thank you dear Rebecca for your testimony. That will be so helpful, and I'd like to thank you for being such a great help throughout the years...
and you've never let us down, ever. Thank you so much and I wish you a long, healthy and happy life.
Hello, you've reached Rita's voicemail. Please leave a message and I'll return your call as soon as possible.
Rita? Rita, pick up the phone, please.
Please.
I get it.
I just wanna say that I'm sorry.
I know that this isn't an easy time for us.
But I wanna try again.
Give the little one a kiss for me, and I'll call back tomorrow for her birthday.
Hello?
I'm not a thief, okay? I left some money on the counter.
Well if you ever wanna meet my daughter, cross your fingers.
Hello. You've got the right number but unfortunately the Andersons aren't here right now, probably for a good reason.
Leave us a message and we'll call you back at the right time. Thank you.
Hello?
Is anyone there? Erm... My name is Sam Corbitz.
Someone left me a message earlier.
I... I don't understand what's going on. I don't know who you are, or what you want.
So you could just please tell me what this is all about.
This isn't funny, okay?
Hello?
Hello?
Who is this?
Hi, you've reached Rita's voicemail. Please leave a message and I'll return your call as soon as possible.
Rita! I'm nearing Los Angeles. I've, er, had a little trouble along the way.
Sorry, I'll explain it to you later.
I hope you and the little one are doing okay.
Can't wait to see you.
What the fuck is going on?
We're here with Thomas Payne, the officer in charge of the investigation. Are you here?
Hello Eddy. Glad to be of help. I've got some good news. We now have a lead.
But we have to be absolutely sure so we don't get the wrong person.
That's why we're taking our time.
The killer won't be enjoying his spree for much longer.
Our lead is a good one, real strong.
That was very interesting. Thank you so much.
Hello. If you're calling Eddy, it means you are a fan and an eyewitness.
Your testimony will help make the world a better place.
Unfortunately, all our lines are currently busy with other fans like you.
Press one to hold the line or two to leave a message that can be aired later on the show.
Please leave a message after the tone, and of course Eddy says thank you.
This message is for Rita Corbitz.
This is Sam, your husband. I've been trying to call you but I haven't been able to get in touch.
There's no one around here and everything is closed.
And the only thing that seems to be working is this crazy show so I figured I'd give it a shot.
My name's Michael Rivers. I'm calling because my wife's out on the road.
It's so dangerous out there.
Sylvia, if you're listening to this, come home, please. Come home. It's really not safe...
Fuck!
Shit!
Oh no.
Hey!
Oh. Oh. Oh. Ow.
I mean, take a deep breath...
Somebody here?
Stop doing what you're doing for a minute and look at the landscape.
Look at the road and the mountains in the distance.
Look at the colours of the sky - blue, red, black and white.
Every day they look different.
Look at the beautiful bright yellow shining sun that gives light to the flowers and the...
Every day we live here is a miracle. It's a kick.
...and defend it. We'll raise children in the wild and defend them.
That's the most beautiful thing.
We'll leave you now for a special announcement. We have some new elements concerning the killer.
Leo, you're here with us. Do you hear me?
Thank you for continuing to hold...
Come on, come on, come on! Come on!
Well, yes, Eddy, I hear you. I hear you all right.
I like the sound of your voice.
So glad to be here on your show and be able to help a little.
I'm a huge fan.
It sounds like it won't be long now. I have a feeling the hunt will be over very soon.
I got a brother-in-law in the department who tells me the killer's name is Sam.
I repeat: Sam is the killer's name. Good to know, right?
911. What is your emergency?
Well, thank you Leo for your call. Thanks to your brother-in-law. We surely appreciate it.
Well apparently for those who have just arrived, what Leo's courageous brother-in-law...
Let's send our thoughts and prayers to the police now, as they take great risks to stop the killer...
from breaking into our beautiful homes and endangering the lives of our beloved children.
What would we do without them? All our thoughts go to the brave agents who are on the road.
To them, we say good luck.
And now, some music.
The community has a voice, and that voice has a name - Rant for Eddy!
Hello, you've reached Rita's voicemail. Please leave a message and I'll return your call as soon as possible.
Rita? You're not gonna believe this...
but a cop just tried to kill me.
A fucking cop!
It's insane! This whole place, it's insane.
I don't know. It's, er, it's crazy. It's like everything is broken, or something.
I don't know. But he's dead.
Agh!
Agh!
Agh! Oh, fuck!
You heard the latest about the killer, right? At first there was talk about burglaries but now they know better.
Guy's a beast. That's what they say.
I know a guy who knows this other guy who saw some pictures of what he did. Wow!
He described them to me. Oh man!
Did I feel dirty! It made me feel real dirty.
And I prayed. I prayed for all mankind.
I cannot express how much I agree with you. This is Time to Rant, the free rant show where we need your rant and ranting is free.
Who says children can't rant?
Now we have a little girl here. Sophia has been invited by her parents to rant for you.
Her parents are long-time fans of the show and they've asked her to say something.
Sophia, are you here with us?
Yes. Hi, Eddy.
Hello, Sophia. Go on.
And to our dear listeners, please be nice to Sophia because she appears to be a little shy.
Thank you, Eddy.
Well, I wanted to thank the good people who are helping us catch the bad man.
Because of the bad man my parents said they won't let me go outside with Emile.
They say it's dangerous.
And who is Emile, Sophia? Your little brother?
No. He's my cat.
He's a very nice cat. He's got nice white fur...
What?!
Well Sophia, thanks for sharing with us today. Don't worry about Emile. I promise nothing will happen to him.
He'll be safe.
Can I rant a little more some time?
Of course, Sophia. You can rant as much as you want.
You have every right to be fed up. I mean, who doesn't?
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