Superjail!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Report to the yard immediately!

This is not a drill!

Prepare for evacuation, because I'm taking you on vacation.

Say hello to my newest masterpiece, jail-boat!

Huh?

This is insane!

You can't take criminals on va-- It's way too early to

listen to him bitch.

Get ready for the adventure of a life sentence.

Uh, where we going?

Glad you asked.

Salty, come on up here, you old sea dog.

Have any of you ever heard of the skylands?

No.

They're an archipelago of magical floating islands filled with wondrous

things to see and do.

This one's made of French fries.

Real Teddy bears live on this one.

Is there a fire skyland?

Of course.

Is there a skyland where we can go antiquing?

Most certainly.

You better believe it.

Hey, look!

It's beautiful!

What say we get a closer look?

Oopsie.

Ooh!

You're a nasty little critter.

I'm gonna call you fang.

Who dares disturb my peaceful domain?!

Turn back, ye mortals, or face my wrath!

I'm afraid we can't turn back.

You see, we're on vacation.

Foolish mortals!

Wow!

Did you see that?

What a ride!

There's the adventure I promised, right, Alice?

Sir, jail-boat's badly damaged!

Alice and Jailbot are missing!

And so is salty, which means we're also lost!

Ugh, looks like salty bit the big one.

Ooh, but thank goodness you're okay, boy.

What's that, little fella?

What are you trying to tell me?

Ooh! "X" marks the spot.

Island.

I want it!

Stranded in the middle of nowhere.

We're out of food.

We're out of water.

And the cigarette!

And cigarettes.

This is all the warden's fault.

Yeah, he led us up

Creek without a Paddle.

Then perhaps it's time for a new captain.

Mutiny?!

How can they do this to me after I planned this wonderful

vacation for all of them?

Because they're convicted murderers and rapists

who you decided to take on vacation!

Hey, shut up and keep rowing!

So, new captain, where you takin' us?

You know, I got me a girl back in Cleveland.

Screw Cleveland!

We're setting sail for here.

Is that the cigarette island?

No, idiot!

It says, uh, yeah, cigarette island, where the sweetest tobacco you'll ever

wrap your lips around is yours for the smoking, where

cigarettes of every size, shape, and flavor sprout from cigar

trees under nicotine sky.

What are we waitin' for?

Land ho!

Hey, hey, hold up, buddy dude.

Where is all the cigarette?

Uh, through the jungle, up there.

This reminds me of a time years ago when I was but a young officer in the war.

I was tied up behind enemy lines.

Keep it down!

Gosh, how did you escape?

Ow! Hey! What gives?!

I said shut up in there!

Aah! What the hell?!

All right, I warned you!

And that's how we escaped.

Uh, a little creepy there, doc.

Now let's take back jail-boat!

Yeah!

We're getting close.

Whoa, look at all that canuch.

We're rich!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, good.

But what about the cigarette?

Oh, just stop with the cigarettes, okay?

There's no Cigarettes!