Superjail!

Ooh!

Ugh!

Wah!

Ugh!

Uh, wha?

Ah!

Aah! Aah!

Ugh!

Aah!

Jared: Ah, enough gossip, you scuttlebutts!

Back to reconstruction duty!

Jared: Sir, this unauthorized tabloid is--

Warden: We'll gossip later, Jared.

A little busy rebuilding a waterwheel,

unless you know a better way to make rivers run.

Warden: Now mush!

Aah! Aah!

Bah! Why should I humor

such radical notions as "healing"?

Alice: Uh... hmm.

Warden: It can't be.

It's got to be Mangle Fang.

Papa told me about him every night.

And he visits naughty boys

who don't obey their daddies

and gobbles them up,

staining his horrible fangs red

with the blood of tiny children

who don't put away their goddamned toys!

Jared: Sir, that's a fairy tale.

You've never seen this creature.

Warden: 'Cause I was a good little boy!

But when I was asleep,

Mangle Fang and I would rendezvous.

Warden: I'm good, and you're bad!

Justice gobbles you up

'cause I'm big and strong!

And Mangle Fang and I fix everything!

Thank you, Superjail inquisitor.

Now everyone can see that

Mangle Fang and justice

are real as rainbows.

Reconstruction is postponed.

Ugh!

We're ditching the "Man without torso" cover story.

We got to lead with the monster stuff

if it gets us all a snow day!

I want to help! I can do a story

about space aliens!

You don't help with schemes anymore, Ash.

You screw things up!

But I-I just wanted to...

help.

Oh, boy,

here come the steam works.

All right, all right, geez!

You get one article.

Just stop doing that. Hooray! Aliens!

Uh...flaming aliens!

Bad Ash! No fire!

Okay.

Sorry.

Bzz! Pow! Bzz!

Warden: "Fairy tale."

As if the news could be wrong.

Jared: Sir, please say reconstruction's back on.

How can we test our damn dam

if the river's not running?

Warden: In Superjail?

But I'm in Superjail!

Jared: Lame horny aliens?

Sir, this is clearly--

Warden: Your chance to witness

the awesomeness of Mangle Fang!

Come on. You'll love him.

Pandering to Warden.

But slandering toward us.

Space news belongs with

other space-noids.

Warden: I repeat-- all reconstruction duty

is suspended as we remain

on full Mangle Fang alert!

Report any sightings

of my savior, Mangle Fang,

to your savior, me!

Jared: Ugh! It's fake, sir!

Alice: Ow! It's fake, dumbass.

Warden:

Ach! It's a fake, nincompoop!

Warden:

Ooh!

Aah!

Warden: Okay, I'm getting a little frustrated here.

Just who runs this Superjail Inquisitor, anyway?

Ah! >>I need to know

where my Mangle Fang is!

Jared: Sir, this has to stop!

Can't you see you're being lied too?

Warden: Of course.

They're mocking me.

I've never been so insulted!

Jared: Sir, no!

This "creature" of yours is impossible!

Nein! Alice: Come on.