Heels

Here, baby.

Yeah, Jack. Come on, baby!

Get him!

Come on, ref, that was three.

Come on, baby. Get up!

Whoo!

One, two, three!

Goddamn right.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Get your hands off me!

Oh, Duffy, Georgia, my hometown!

This place makes me sick.

Shut up.

Did y'all think I was gonna lose

to Big Jim, huh?

The Freak from the Creek?

'Cause if y'all did, then you're dumber than you look,

and that's saying something.

All right!

Where you goin', big brother?

Why don't we settle this right here, tonight?

Yeah!

'Cause that's my best friend you disrespected.

These are my people you're insulting.

And that's my belt you wearing.

You ain't ever gonna wear this strap, boy.

Look at you, backing down, turning tail.

Daddy'd be ashamed.

Y'all want to see

which Spade brother is really the king?

Yeah!

Then you be back here next week.

That's right. One week tonight,

you and me in the Main Event.

Any time. Any place.

I just told you the time and place, stupid!

You want this belt? You come and get it.

Hey, Jack.

Fuck you.

There he is.

Jack.Diego, all right. Yeah!

Hey, Jack. Please, you got to tell Ace

to stop breaking the goddamn mics.

The fuckin' fog machine broke too, Willie.

Sorry, Jack.

The camera shell cracked when Denny fell on me.

Fuck fell. Jack threw me onto you.

Fellas, we need new cameras anyway. Y'all good?

-Yeah. -All right.

Did you hear him cuss out there?

I did. Did you hear the crowd?

She can't breathe, Ace.

Holy shit! You hear that pop?

Man, the place is gonna go nuts when I win.

Hey, dude. Hey.

What?

What, you're mad 'cause I said "fuck"?

Come on. They loved it.

We got kids who come to the show, Ace.

Yeah, to see me. I mean, listen to that.

When you're in my ring, you stick to my script.

Ace! Ace! Ace! Ace!

Ace. Ace. Ace. Ace. You hear that?

- Yeah. -Ace. Ace.

I heard that.

Ace!

Hey. Come on, wake up, sleepyhead.

It's time for church.

Is Dad coming this time?

Daddy's got a lot going on, honey.

What?!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, man.

Thomas, we gotta go. I can't be late.

Hon, I gotta warm up with the band.

We driving to church separate or together?

Um, why-why don't y'all go ahead?

I-I-I gotta shower.

You said that last week.

Well, I fell asleep last week. Wasn't deliberate.

I sang great, by the way.

Are you making me feel guilty about missing church?

Mm, more about missing me.

Oh, well then, ouch. I'll just rinse off then.

Hey, think of it as time together as a family.

I like that. Thomas does too.

He heard our fight last night.

That wasn't fightin'.

That was-that was lovin' with raised voices.

And if our boy's gonna get hitched, one day,

he's gonna need to learn about things

like raised voices and church guilt.

And four fog machines showin' up out of nowhere.

Expensive fog machines.

Expensive but durable. Wrestling's a show.

It's theater.

And we need a good fog machine.

Four fog machines.

Because the Dome's a big place.

- Mm-hmm. -And my daddy bought shitty,

broken-down fog machines.

So I thought it'd be nice if I invested in our future.

Okay. Well, yes.

Well, if you'd told me

our investment strategy

included four fog machines,

I would have been able to do

a quick search on a half-dozen websites

that could have shipped these same four fog machines

for substantially less dollars than you purchased them for.

You make a great point.

Hey, Jack, look.

You know what's in this envelope?

Are we going together or are we driving separate?

Our coupons.

Our coupons that I clip each week

so we can stretch our dollars...

-Okay. - ...and just spend smart

so we can just spend them on us.

You know, like, buying Thomas a new baseball bat

or those EvoShields all his friends got

or, once a month, seeing a movie in a theater

instead of outta Redbox.

Come on now. Movies are shit nowadays.

We don't have to watch the movie.

We can make out in the back

like we used to when we were young.

I know. Remember when we saw

North by Northwest at DeSoto?

You wore that green dress with nothing on underneath.

Hush.

Now, look, I know we both decided it'd be good for me

to stay home while Thomas is in school,

but maybe it's not such a bad time

I start looking for a job.

My mother never had to have a job,

and I never want you to have to have a job either.

Well, you keep buying four fog machines

without consulting old penny pincher here,

we're not gonna have a choice.

That's not fair.

You put sex on my mind before church?

How dare you?

Well, after church, we can go see a movie.

I'll leave my underwear in the car.

Hey, hey.

I haven't finished the script.

Who should win?

Us.

Hurry up. I'll be in the car.

Thomas, let's go.

Grandma!

Hey! There's my favorite grandson.

And your favorite son.

And where's my other favorite son?

If he's not here, he's late.

Well, Ace told me he stayed at your house.

What room did he stay in?

I'm late. I got to get inside.

What are those? Can I have one?

After.

Why doesn't he piss on the other side of the tree

where no one can see him?

What can I say? The man is a showman.

Ace. Ace.

Why don't you use the restroom inside the church, you pig?

That toilet's right next to the pulpit,

and you can hear it flush. Trying to be respectful.

You just pissed on God's property.

God don't want me pissing,

he shouldn't have made me need to piss.

Staci sang great.

Liturgy is not a performance.

No, ma'am.

And the new pastor can't no more preach than a cat.

Hey, well at least I made it, right?

Yes, Lord.

Both my boys. Now, you and your brother

got to be good to each other tonight, you hear?

World needs love right now.

Hey, he writes the scripts, not me.

Hey, Uncle Ace.

Dang, kid, how much you weigh?

I don't know.

You don't know?

Oh, you comin' to the match tonight?

Mom said it might be too late.

Stace!

I didn't say you weren't going.

Well, you can't miss it, buddy.

I need my biggest fan there, biggest and best fan, baby.

When you're in the crowd cheering me on,

I know I'm good.

-Where's Jack? -In his Jeep.

He doesn't like being seen in public,

much less being friendly the day of the match.

Especially not with, uh, yours truly.

That's "kayfabe," right?

That's kayfabe.

Gotta keep up the act all the time,