Pivoting

And the squeak, squeak, squeak of Dan's flossing

with his pinky in the air... Ugh.

...makes me want him to hit an artery

and just float away on a pool of his own blood... Mm-hmm.

...the floss dangling from his teeth.

Mm. When Diana would drink water,

which was the only thing that she actually liked in life...

Oh... she would drink and then she would smack her lips --

No.

And then go, "Oh, wow, that's refreshing,"

as if it's news that water's refreshing.

I wanted to rip her lips off her face.

Yes.

I mean, I do miss it, but...

I'll tell you what -- what really makes me quite violent

is when Henry plays the guitar,

he makes -- I don't even know what.

It's like the most earnest face.

It's like -- It's like... mmm.

I don't even know what it is. Oh, don't do that. Don't do that.

But what I want to do is I want to punch him in that face

and then I want to punch him again

and then I want to just flick him

as, like, the final insult.

Hey, guys. Hey, boo.

I am gonna go make some of my famous gazpacho.

Ooh.

Yeah.

I don't know how you stay married to him. I wanna rip my ears off my head.

Why?

Oh.

Well, not everyone likes a cold soup.

I get it. It's not for everyone.

Ben: Of course, I know Sasha's upset with me,

but it's the right decision.

It's really a bummer that I ruined my shot with Sasha,

but I do believe deep down that Priscilla and I could...

Mom, Evan's trying to cut my hair!

'Cause it looks like crap!

It does not look like crap.

But seriously, Nora, run a brush through it.

You guys, you have to go make the bus.

I can't take you to school today.

I'm late for an appointment.

Mom, can I have cash?

Backpacks on. Now, go! What for?

Drugs. Crack, specifically.

I really hope that's not true, Andrea.

Is $5 enough? Thank you.

Mm!

Wait, no, that's mine!

Come on, guys. We gotta get the bus.

Jodie. Whoa!

Dan, what are you doing home?

I tried to go to work, but I don't feel well.

I think I'm gonna throw up.

Oh. Is there a trash can you prefer I use?

Is -- Is the toilet not an option?

No, I mean to put beside the bed.

Or I could just lie with my head

pressed against the cold floor.

You know what? I think it's dealer's choice.

Just please don't use a wicker trash can from the kids' room.

I'm so sorry. I've got to go.

Jodie!

Do you think you could stay? I'm dizzy.

And what if I pass out and hit my head?

I wouldn't want you or the kids to find me like that.

I don't want you to die like that, either.

It's coming. Yeah.

Oh, w-would you get my computer, please?

Mm.

Hey, you. Jodie: Hey, you.

Hi. Uh-oh.

I know that "hi." What's wrong?

I'm so sorry to do this last minute,

but I'm not gonna be able to make it to our session today.

My kid is sick.

Take it off my series, though.

No, no, no. Don't even worry about it, no.

I know you got a lot on your plate.

Half greens, quarter protein, and a quarter carbs --

Complex, not simple. Not simple.

Dan: I'm gonna blow again!

Need another trash can!

I'll be there in just a minute!

But I'm running in place.

I'll lose the last pound from home.

How about those jumping jack twists

that I'm trademarking for my program?

They will blast the calories.

Here we go. And jack and twist!

And jack and twist!

Jack! Twist! Jack! Twist!

Too late!

Ugh. I'll call you back.

High knees!

Keep those knees high, and I'm gonna send you

a home workout video that I recorded.

Little glitch -- it plays upside down,

but otherwise, it's cool.

Oh, uh...

No, I-I'm Luke's mother. I'm not trespassing.

No, I know, Mrs. Lakier.

Security recognizes you now.

Quick thing. Man...

Hey.

Uh, today at recess, the kids were playing

in their cars on the playground, and Macy cut Luke off,

drove in front of him, bumped into him,

and he called her a "bleeping bleep bleep."

Well, I mean, is she a bleeping bleep bleep?

Let's just say she's not a good driver

and too old to pronounce the word animal "aminal,"

but regardless,

we try and encourage our students to be kind

and fill each others' buckets with positivity.

Shoot. Did Luke need a bucket for school?

No, it's a metaphorical bucket.

Okay, well, that's way cheaper.

Yeah. So when this sort of thing happens,

we usually find that it's because

the child is parroting something they hear at home.

Okay, so you mean like a babysitter?

Oh, no, no, no, no. We love Gloria here.

Please say hi.

This is a more recent change.

Puberty. Nope, that's a ways off.

Well, I developed very early, okay?

I mean, it was great at first.

It was kind of fun and exciting,

and then changing in gym class got a little... you know.

I'm sure it was.

So, uh, not to assign blame... Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

...but it's probably a parent Luke's parroting.

Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Okay, I'm gonna go,

'cause these kids aren't gonna wipe themselves.

Okay, hey, I will -- I'll talk to Luke's dad

about being a better role model.

He's a real loose cannon, okay?

Wait, why did I come here?

Oh, God. Luke.

You get it.

Hey, Bri.

I got you some groceries at Fields.

Hi. Hey.

These are all about to expire,

so if I were you, I'd get on it. Oh, wow.

Thank you. You are spoiling us.

Where's Lila?

Napping, I hope.

That cheap baby monitor I got

only picks up the neighbor's Ring cam.

I think the wife's having an affair.

The pest guy stays there way too long.

What a mess.

You know, I've been meaning to clean out

this closet for awhile.

God, Coleen was such a slob.

Oh, my God.

This is the scarf! What scarf?

Uh, the scarf.

I don't know what you're talking about.

The one! The one with the chickens on it!

She said that you tried to tie her up with this.

Okay, it's roosters, and, no, I did not.

Unless she said it was great.

I don't think that "great" was the word.

I think it was...

"awkward, embarrassing," oh, and "sad."

But it was a good story.

That she wasn't supposed to tell anyone.

She didn't. Just me, Jodie, and Amy.

Oh. For the record, I did a great job.

The problem was her wrists.

For such a thin woman, she had very thick wrists.

It's why she always wore men's watches.

You know, Brian, not everybody's great at bondage.

Okay, Coleen was a very unreliable narrator.

I will show you exactly how good I did.

Oh. Come on. Get in there.

Be my guest.

The first thing I can tell you you did wrong

without seeing anything