iCarly

No laughing!

I hate children!

Freddie, you know this school has a strict rule

Against turning your locker into a time machine.

It's a surveillance system.

For?

Someone snuck into my locker yesterday and stole

My fruit-scented markers.

So the next time someone breaks in,

It'll trigger this mechanism

Which causes this camera to snap

A picture of the thief,so I'll

know that you took my markers .

Sorry. I forgot to tell you.

How'd you pick my lock?

Sam.

Of course. hey, where's the tangerine one?

I'm not sure.

Hmm.

So what did you need the markers for?

To make that poster.

Oh, yeah. iCarly

50th web show spectacular.

Cool. spreading the word.

And the smell of fruits.

There. it's up. Can you believe we're about to shoot

Our 50th webcast of iCarly?

Insane.

We gotta make it, like, our best show ever.

No doubt.

Hey, Jack, go long.

Okay.

Oh, my god. iCarly's having a 50th web show spectacular?

Yeah!

In 5, 4, 3, 2...

I know you see somehow the world will change

For me and be so wonderful,

Live life, breathe air,

I know somehow we're gonna get there, and feel so wonderful,

It's all for real, i'm telling you just how i feel,

So wake up, the members of my nation,

It's your time to be,

There's no chance unless you take one, and it's time to see

The brighter side of every situation

Some things are meant to be, so give your best

And leave the rest to me,

Leave it all to me,

Leave it all to me,

Just leave it all to me.

iCarlyS01E19 iGot detention

This girl is a menace. I want her expelled.

What?

I want her expelled.

What?

He wants me expelled.

Mr. howard, come on. I realize it was wrong of

Sam to throw a football in the hallway.

She almost killed me!

Yeah, almost.

I want something done about this.

I understand, sort of.

Sam, you did break the rules,

So i'm going to give you detention with

Mr. howard tomorrow night.

Fine. I'll be there tomorrow--

Wait, I can't do it tomorrow night.

Why not?

I do a web show.

Yes. iCarly.

iCarly?

Yeah. tomorrow night's our 50th webcast and it's gonna

Be, like, a big thing, you know?

Mr. franklin, some ninth grade boys are giving

Gibby a texas wedgie.

A texas wedgie? All right. meet me there

With a bag of ice and a bottle of lotion.

Mr. howard, you finish up here.

Wait. just don't go--

You know,

I think you look better with that thing on your face.

Be quiet.

Okay, but can i please do detention next week?

What, you think just because you're on a popular

Web show that you deserve some special treatment?

Yeah.

Well, tough kumquats.

Tough what?

Ow! kumquats!

Kumquats?

Why'd you have to get detention tomorrow night?

Yeah, way to go,sam.

You just ruined icarly's 50th web show spectac--

Ooh,popcorn.

I read popcorn's one of the healthiest snacks you can eat.

I read that, too.

Whoa, whoa. what is that?

Two cups of melted butter.

Don't pour that all over the popcorn.

It's full of fat and calories.

Okay.

Don't drink it.

Why don't you just go talk to Mr.Howard and

Explain that it's icarly's 50--

Tried that. didn't work. hey, what if we kidnap

Howard and keep him tied up till after the show?

Okay, what have I told you about kidnapping?

It's illegal and rude.

Good girl.

I'm home.

Where have you been?

Down at the golf course getting

golf balls out of the big pond

What for?

So i can sell 'em and

Buy art supplies for my next sculpture.

What are you making?

A gigantic coffee cup, like 10 feet tall.

Why?

To symbolize the largeness of some coffee cups.

They're big. I'm gonna take a shower.

Have fun.

So what do we do about iCarly?

We gotta figure a way to get sam out of detention.

Not gonna happen. Mr. Howard hates my guts.

Maybe me and carly

Need to figure out a way to get Into detention.

Hey!

What?

iCarly live from detention.

Interesting.

You're serious?

Sure. You and I do Something bad, we get detention,

Then the three of us will be together to do the show.

How can we do the show

with mr. Howard watching us the whole time?

He hardly ever comes In the room.

He always hangs In the teacher's lounge so he

Can watch the geometry channel.

He's such a nub.

The nubbiest.

Okay, let's do it.

Awesome. So tomorrow Before school ends,

you and I have to get detention.

Yep.

You'll never guess where I found this fish.

Hey.

Hello, Sam.

Why do you look all guilty?

I did something Bad to get detention.

What did you do?

You'll see.

All right, class, everyone please sit.

Hey, Gibby, go ask Mr. Palladino to staple those together.

What for?

Just do it!

Go!

Hey, mr. Palladino, can you staple these papers together?

Certainly, Gibby.

That's odd. I don't see the stapler anywhere.

I have it.

Wow. You are a maniac.

I'm sorry, Gibby. I can't find the stapler.

That's right, cause I took it.

Ah, yes.

Thank you, freddie.

There you are, gibby.

Here.

Keep them.

All right, kids.

The sooner we start, the sooner we finish.

So everybody, let's take your seats.

Aah!

What happened to my chair?

I did it with whatever this is. Do I get detention?

Absolutely not.

An on-the-job accident means

the school has to give me a two

Month paid vacation while I recover. Bye!

Dude, this is the principal's office.

I know. I'm so bad. Look what I did.

Freddie says principal Franklin... sucks eggs.

Impressive. That might get you double detention.

Yep. When Principal Franklin sees that,

You better believe he's gonna--

Come on, Carly.

It's for the 50th web show spectacular. You can do this.

Who pulled that fire alarm?

It was me.

Thank goodness you did.

The microwave in the teacher's lounge just burst into flames.

Out of the way!

Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible.

I gotta give you credit, Sam. You make it look easy.

Years of practice.

Hey, thanks for that fire alarm.

You saved me from giving an oral report on scarlett's web.

You were too lazy to read the book?

I was too lazy to see the movie.

Now what? We're supposed to do the 50th webcast

OF iCarly from detention in five hours and sam's the only