Bagdad Cafe (Out of Rosenheim)

Disneyland...

Palm Springs...

150 miles...

150 miles to Las Vegas!

Jasmin, come here. Immediately!

You are so mean!

Hey lady, do you need a ride?

Do you feel okay?

Fill it up... mister?

Have you?

I search my wife.

A big woman...

from Germany.

Sal!

Mister, I...

Sal! Where the hell have you been so long?

One beer!

No beer.

No beer?

No license.

Coffee.

- No coffee. - No coffee?

The machine is not working.

Finally a good coffee!

Very good... coffee!

Sal! You set up the new coffee machine?

You...

How much?

It's on the house.

No charge!

Good service... Thank you.

Good bye

What's going on? Where's the coffee machine?

Honey, you won't believe it...

but I forgot it again!

Mind if I ask you a question?

What is that on your shoulders?

Come on, Brenda...

What kind of cafe doesn't serve coffee?

Sal...

Did you pick up my rifle?

You must be kidding, Mr. Cox! He's got a mind like a worm!

Sometimes I wonder how he remembers to come home.

There's no hurry!

How about a cup of coffee?

Heard that, Sal? Mr. Cox would like a cup of coffee.

You see Mr. Cox, normally we would be glad to serve you...

but the boss forgot to pick up the new coffee machine...

which was the reason he went to town in the first place.

Itjust slipped his mind!

What is that?

You mean that?

What is that?

This?

Are you putting me on? Because if you are...

You call this coffee?

Cahuenga...

Water, please!

Junior, stop a minute!

What was that poison?

Salomo!

But there's no one here, morn. I am, and your music...

is driving me crazy! It sounds like a sewing machine.

Sal, what is that thing?

I found it.

Found it? Found it where?

On the highway.

By the old picnic area.

And you just took it? Are you crazy?

It didn't belong to nobody.

What makes you so sure? It doesn't belong to nobody here!

Sal...

Sal, you are such a child! I got two children

I don't need three! Clean that shit up!

That's more like it.

Sal, you take that back where you find it, now!

It certainly is practical,

Brenda... isn't it? - Sure is.

It is practical, honey...

Don't you honey me!

Have you understood it in that way:

We need a coffee machine and not a toy.

Where are you going?

You take the thermos bottle.

Get it!

Get it!

- All this fuss about nothing! - That's just it!

What? Nothing.

What do you do here?

That's all you do around here! I work myself to the bones!

If you just stop being so damn bossy...

Somebody has to run things around here!

I run the gas station.

Two trucks a day, and I got to pick up the empty oil cans.

Nobody is forcing you.

You God damn mother fucker!

You better take that thing where you found it!

Sal! You do like I say!

If you don't cut that shit...

I'm leaving!

The sooner the better!

You are in the rag or what?

Get the hell out of here!

What are you waiting for? Move it!

Hi, morn.

Mom?

Morn... that's Zack. He's totally red!

Morn, I have... like this little problem.

We want to go to this concert, but...

you got a little bread?

No you don't!

Thanks, morn.

- Take it easy, Brenda... - You go to hell!

I don't come back neither!

I'll get rid of this! I won't cry over you!

Is anything wrong, Brenda?

The motel office?

What can I do for you?

A room.

Here?

Yes!

Are you sure?

Sure.

Are you sure you don't want me to call you a cab?

No

Fill this out.

Salomo!

A single or a double room?

Single.

Did your car break down?

No car.

No car?

Sure.

That would be 25 dollars.

Cash or charge?

How do you want to pay?

How do you want to pay, cash or charge?

Where's the boss?

I'm the boss.

Traveler's check?

Is ok..

Here is your change...

your k9)'-

One night, right?

I don't know.

Where is it?

Mrs. Jasmin!

You gotta carry your suitcase yourself. We ain't no Grand Hotel!

My name is Mrs. Munchgstettner. Okay, Mrs. Mu... nsh... tetter!

The center... is it far?

What center? The shopping center?

- The center of Bagdad. - This is Bagdad.

Is this all? This is it.

Hello, stranger.

I like your hat.

Really!

Two cokes, Sefior Cahuenga! Plenty of ice!

Coffee, please.

No coffee, mam. Coffee machine is broken.

May I, miss?

Miss... Just a second...

No! It's good so.

Whatever you say.

Thank you.

Brenda, look at my latest edition. Dynamite, isn't it?

Fantastic!

Debby is a real little witch with that needle.

See you next time, you little devil!

- Hello, Mrs... - What?

That...

Shit! That thing is still here. That son of a bitch.

Here...

You like it? It's yours.

Put this baby on the high chair. He's gonna be ready for dinner.

Sal! Sal Junior! Wake up!

Damn! D0 I have to do everything myself?

Planning on staying for a while?

Allow me to introduce myself.

Ruth Cox.

How do you do. Frau Munchgstettner.

From Hollywood.

You know...

Tinseltown.

The movies...

What the hell?

Jesus, I hate things that don't make sense!

- Good morning, Mrs. Brenda. - Morning, Cahuenga.

Phyllis!

Wake up, damn it! The school bus will be here in a minute!

Roll your lazy ass out of that bed this instant!

But, morn I don't have school today.

Stop! Not so much water.

You clean room 7. I mean business.

But Pete will pick me up!

Salomo!

Take care of your son!

Where is dad?

What is this shit?

Is she trying to put me on?

I knew she was weird...