Brainscan

Dr. McKennen to the OR post-op.

Dr. McKennen to the OR post-op.

Mom.

Mom!

Mom.

Somebody help us!

Telephone master.

Talk to me.

Kyle is calling master.

Hello.

I know you're there, dude.

Hey, sausage dick man, listen up!

"Brainscan.

"The ultimate experience in interactive terror.

"Brainscan is not for the squeamish."

Well, Kyle, what's the problem, man?

This one will scare the hell out of ya.

Here, here, here, it's hot new stuff.

Brainscan.

Um, here it is, here it is.

"Choose from Chainsaw Dismemberment, Nightmare Eight."

Da, da, da.

"Satisfy your sickest fantasies."

Far out, man!

It's just an ad, birdbrain.

Just hype.

Remember "Gore Beasts"?

Trash.

Dingus, it's interactive CD-ROM.

Here, you gotta look at the ad at least man.

It's in Fangoria.

You know, the one with the popping eyeballs on the cover.

All right, where is it.

Here, here, um.

"We dare you to participate in the most frightening

"experience available on this planet.

"State of the art, run amuck.

"Unleash the dark side of your soul.

"Enter a game that feels more real than reality."

It's interactive, dude.

You're in the game, man.

You're in control.

Say no more, man.

I can't even believe that

I'm sitting here telling you about this game.

I mean don't you subscribe to Fangoria?

It's in the issue, the one with the bulging eyeballs.

Dude?

Hello?

Michael, Michael.

Hello.

How's Kimberly lookin' tonight?

What do you mean?

You watchin' her again?

Can you see her tits man?

Talk to me, man.

Dude man, you know you better make your move soon

'cause I hear some no-neck jock dude from the football teams

about to make his.

I'll get around to it.

What are you afraid of, man?

Thanks, Kyle.

Bye, Kyle.

Buddies, forever?

Buddies, forever, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Later.

Michael, you're one sick puppy.

Igor.

Yes, Master.

Dial Kimberly.

Later.

Igor, dial 1800-555-FEAR.

Yes, Master.

Hello, you've reached Brainscan.

Uh, my name is Michael Brower.

You can reach me at 717.

Hello, Michael.

I'm sorry, I thought you were a machine.

How can I assist you?

I read your ad in Fango and I just wanted to find out

what's the big deal?

It's the most frightening experience

you'll ever have the displeasure

of coming into contact with.

Sure it is.

Look, I've played 'em all.

Brainscan's more than just a game.

Yeah, right, well, what's it about?

That depends on the individual.

What makes Brainscan unique

is that it interfaces with your subconscious.

You supply the inspiration, and we take care of the rest.

Look, R2-D2, how do you really expect me to believe.

Let us worry about the details, Michael.

It's too late for that.

It's been decided you'll play Death By Design.

The first installment will arrive soon.

Enjoy the ride.

Igor, redial.

Yes, Master.

Oh, man.

This is really disappointing, Kyle.

Dude, man, it's not that bad.

When does he eat her gallbladder?

It's right now.

Ew.

Look, she's freaking out.

What exactly was that, Mr. Brower?

A gallbladder, sir.

My office, now.

The gallbladder.

The activities period

was created for intellectual enrichment.

Which is why I have such a problem

with this Horror Club of yours.

What was that film you were watching?

Death, Death, Death.

- Part Two. - Oh, Lord!

Don't you see?

Senseless violence is not entertainment?

What is it, then?

Why?

Why do you watch these films?

Really?

Yeah, yeah, help me understand.

I guess it's kind of an escape.

Like, uh, like lighting up a marijuana cigarette

and escaping the real world, hmm?

Like watching a pornographic sex film,

getting an erection and raping someone?

Is that what you mean?

You know, I don't think erections rape people.

People rape people.

Consider the Horror Club banned.

- Hey. - Banned!

You will bring me the next videotape

or video game you plan to show.

I will watch it.

If I can stand it, and if I approve,

you will be allowed to show it.

Until that time, the club is canceled.

Don't let me detain you, Mr. Brower.

You live around here, kid?

I live, I live about three blocks down.

These people friends of yours?

No, sir.

Well this is none of your business then, is it?

Go home, do your homework.

Go home.

My father.

My father.

My father.

I didn't order this.

Hello Michael, uh, it's Dad.

I guess you know that.

Well, just calling to say hello.

So, how are you getting along?

Okay, I guess.

How's school?

Don't ask.

I really hate these machines.

Business is going well here.

I wish you were here with me to see all the new equipment.

Um, I'll be back in a few days.

I know I said it would be sooner, but I'm sorry.

And, uh, I love you, Mike.