iCarly

Janky water fountain.

Carly Shay from iCarly, right?

Yeah. Hi.

Philip Brownly.

I'm a junior over Briarwood prep.

Oh. Cool.

The water fountain kind of sprayed me.

Oh.

I didn't want you to think

I was sweaty or drooly.

You're even funnier in person.

Listen, I'm the student council president at briarwood.

Oh, fancy.

You know,

We're the number one private school in Seattle.

Yeah.

I heard that.

Don't you guys have, like,

Your own private jet?

Helicopter.

Right.

I know it was some sort of flying vehicle.

Yeah.

Well, anyway,

On behalf of briarwood,

This is for you.

What is it?

An invitation for an interview with our headmaster,

Mrs. Peeloff.

She thinks you might fit in nicely at briarwood.

Wow, thanks.

But wait, isn't briarwood really expensive?

Full scholarship.

If Mrs. Peeloff meets you and everything goes well,

You get to go at briarwood for free.

But why me?

Cause you're kind of famous.

You're the star of iCarly.

Well, are you offering the same thing for Sam?

We were until we checked Sam's grades.

I understand.

So think about it and someone will be in touch.

Okay.

Thanks.

Hey, Seth.

Do me a favor and press the water fountain button there.

Sure.

Just push it?

Yeah.

When I say "go."

Okay.

Go.

In five, four, three, two.

I know, you see.

Somehow the world will change for me.

And be so wonderful.

Live life, breathe air.

I know somehow we're gonna get there.

And feel so wonderful.

It's all for real.

I'm telling you just how I feel.

So wake up the members of my nation.

It's your time to be.

There's no chance unless you take one.

And the time to see the brighter side of every situation.

Some things are meant to be.

So give it your best.

And leave the rest to me.

Leave it all to me.

Leave it all to me.

Just leave it all to me.

iCarly S01E21 iMight switch school

Okay, Mr. Man.

Here comes my ball.

Oh.

You missed.

Yeah.

You just wait, buddy,

Cause I'm coming for you.

Oh, hey.

Sorry.

I didn't mean to interrupt your conversation

Between you and your wooden man friend.

He's not my friend.

See, I'm in for a job to design

A new mini golf course.

Oh, cool.

Yeah, it could be.

See, I gotta create a bunch of test holes,

Shoot a video of them and then, send it off

To the dude in charge of that mini golf park.

You know,

The one down by the airport?

King putts?

Uh-huh.

Do you want to get that?

Of course not,

You're made of wood.

It's true.

Hey.

I grabbed your mail for you.

How did you get in our mailbox?

Yeah.

You need the key.

No, you don't.

Hey, let's go rehearse one more time before the show tonight.

Freddie is not here yet.

Give me your cell phone.

What are you doing?

Texting Freddie-- and send.

Oh, what's all that stuff?

Golf holes.

Spencer is up for a job designing--

Carly, I just got your text.

You mean it for real?

What did your text say?

I love you.

Oh.

Oh, get over it.

You were unloved before,

You're unloved now.

Nothing's changed.

A scholarship to Briarwood prep?

Oh, yeah.

How funny is that?

Briarwood?

That snotty rich kid's school?

For the rich and snotty?

They offered you a scholarship?

Well, sort of,

If their headmaster likes me.

But I don't think I'd want to go to briarwood.

Good.

You better not leave Ridgeway.

Did I just not say I don't wanna go to briarwood?

I'm not sure.

I'm too focused on doing this.

Oh.

Yeah, buddy.

You see that?

Ow.

Whoo.

Look at this.

Briarwood has its own ice hockey rink.

You said you didn't wanna go there.

I know.

Then quit looking at their dumb website.

Man, we're live in 15 seconds.

Off my laptop.

Pushy.

Okay.

We're live in five, four, three, two.

Hey.

Warning.

The following greeting maybe frightening

To younger viewers and the elderly.

Freddie, it's monster voice time.

Go for it.

I'm Carly.

I'm Sam.

And this is--

iCarly.

iCarly.

iCarly.

iCarly.

ICarly.

Okay.

So, you guys know how golf is like

A really boring sport, right?

Wrong.

That's right, wrong.

'cause Carly's brother, Spencer, is building

One of the coolest golf courses ever.

Well, mini golf.

Which is like regular golf.

Only minier.

Check this out.

Carly's brother calls this the "toilet bowl hole."

And he calls this one "the crazed toddler."

Let's putt d'putt.

Yes.

You see that?

Oh, yeah.

All right.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, here we go.

Oh.

Yeah.

Hole-in-one.

Hey.

Hey, Spencer.

Hey.

Whatcha doing?

I'm trying to fix this thing.

For some reason, the bell won't ring

When the thing--

Spencer.

Are you okay?

Yeah.