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Man, I feel bad. I hate to see a teacher cry like that.

Yeah, but come on, when you're a substitute teacher

and your name is Mr Buttburn,

what do you expect?

Yeah. - Hey, there's Sam.

What are you reading?

The Jonas Book of World Records.

This thing's full of top-notch freaks, mutants and psychos.

All your favourite things. - I know!

Check this out. - "World's fattest priest"?

Eight hundred pounds! - Holy flab!

And this'll excite Freddie.

This year, they got a whole new section

for world records in technology.

Yeah, well guess what? I don't even care about...

Give me the book.

"Most Downloaded lmage, Fastest Computer Processor."

Most boring words ever.

Hey, hey, check this out.

"World's Longest Continuous Webcast."

Really? - How long?

"Twenty-four hours, eight minutes."

We could beat that. - Totally.

And think about how much buzz iCarly would get

if we did break that record.

I could get my face in the same book

as the world's fattest priest.

Oh, my gosh, I would die.

Hey, Buttburn. - It's not funny!

It's my name!

Hey, Buttburn!

Poor Mr Buttburn.

Buttburn!

In five, four, three, two...

I know, you see

Somehow the world will change for me and be so wonderful

Live life, breathe air

I know somehow we're gonna get there

And feel so wonderful

It's all for real

I'm telling you just how I feel

So wake up the members of my nation

It's your time to be

There's no chance unless you take one

And the time to see

The brighter side of every situation

Some things are meant to be

So give your best and leave the rest to me

Leave it all to me

Leave it all to me

Just leave it all to me

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Okay, and if we break the world record,

we definitely get our picture in the book?

Ask her if she knows the fat priest.

I'm not asking her that.

Yeah, I'm still here.

Why are you obsessed with fat priests?

I'm not. I'm obsessed with the fattest priest.

The chubby ones mean nothing to me.

Sure, I'll check all the rules online.

Okay. Thank you so much. Bye.

What'd they say? - That they'll send a person out here

to monitor our whole webcast, and if we go longer

than 24 hours and 8 minutes with no interruptions,

iCarly'll be in the Jonas Book of World Records.

I cannot wait. - There's just one problem.

What now?

What are you guys gonna do for 24 hours

in front of the camera?

Yeah, what are we gonna do? - Well...

We're not doing "Tech Time with Freddie."

But the iCarly viewers would love it.

I could talk about dual-density memory chips,

the importance of backing up your personal data...

I'd like to back up over your personal data with a truck.

Whatcha doing? - I'm looking for my drill.

I think it's in one of these bins.

Help me look.

Let's see...

Hey, it's my jar of sand that I got from Mexico.

Hey, here's your drill. - Yeah, thanks.

Maybe you should get rid of some of this stuff.

I should, but I shan't. - Is "shan't" a word?

Possibly. But whether it's shan't or shisn't,

I am gonna use all this stuff to make a supertastic sculpture

that I will call "A Supertastic Sculpture of Stuff."

I know, not a great name for a sculpture.

No, it is shnot.

All right, girls, let's break us a world record.

Ready in five, four, three, two...

Hey, people, welcome to iCarly! - Are you wide awake?

You're not? - Then...

You are now! - You are now!

Which is good...

...'cause you're gonna need to stay awake

with us for a long time.

Why's that, Carly? - I think you know, Sam.

Tell me anyway.

'Cause me, Sam, and our technical producer Freddie

are here to break the record...

...for the world's longest live webcast ever!

So we can be in next year's Jonas Book of World Records!

And to make it all official...

...here's an actual representative

from the World Record Committee,

Marilyn Raymer!

So, Marilyn, go over the rules for our viewers, would you?

Well, to beat the world record,

your webcast must be continuous

and last longer than 24 hours and 8 minutes.

You can't stop streaming, no breaks,

and someone must be awake and

doing something on-screen at all times.

Awesome. - We got it.

By the way,

Carly mentioned to me that you might enjoy having this.

No way! It's the world's fattest priest!

Look at him!

All right, calm down.

Now over here is our countdown clock...

Which tells us exactly how much time is left

till we break the world record.

And to make sure Sam and I keep up our energy,

our tech producer, Freddie,

has pre-set a special timer...

We don't know when it's gonna go off!

But when it does, you're gonna see some...

Random dancing!

Okay, now we're introducing another new segment...

...which we call Street Fishing! - Street Fishing!

We're gonna cast our line all the way down to the street below

and see what we can catch.

I forgot my lucky fishing hat.

Like it?

Hey, hey, I think you got a tug on the line there.

Pull it up! - I'm pulling!

Well, reel it in. - Got it!

O-M-G! We hooked a baby.

Throw it back! - I can't throw it back, it's a baby and...

Just kidding! - Just kidding!

It's a fake baby! - See?

All right, throughout this whole marathon webcast...

...Carly's brother Spencer is gonna stay awake with us...

...while he's building an insane sculpture.

So let's check in with him.

Remote cam up.

Hey, Spencer! - Yo, Spence!

Hey, Carly! Sam!

So tell us about that sculpture you're making.

Okay, as you can see,

it's sort of a mish-mash of various parts and items,

and when I'm done,

a lot of the pieces are gonna move around and spin,

shake, rattle, roll, and things of that nature.

I will fix that.

Okay, Spencer, we'll come back to you in about an hour.

I will be here!

Oh, God!

Okay! - Okay!

And coming up next on iCarly...

Hi. - Hey, there.

Is it cool if I hang out down here for a while

and monitor the webcast on my laptop?

It's just a little crowded upstairs. - Yeah, sure, sit.

Get yourself comfy.

All right.

That's a cool sculpture you're working on there.

Thanks. I'm kind of free-forming it, you know?

I just reach into these bins, grab whatever my hand finds,

and then boom, onto the sculpture it goes.

Fun. - Yeah.

I love it 'cause you never know when you're gonna find

push-pins!

Get them out, get them out, get them out!

The blue one! The other blue one!

I think we're bonding!

Okay, as you can see by our fancy

countdown clock right over there...

...we have 14 hours and 39 minutes left till

we break the world record.

So what are we gonna do next, Carls? - Well, we could...

What? - What, Freddie?

Come on, let me do it. - Fine. You can do it.

Hey, people. I'm Freddie Benson,

the technical producer of iCarly,

and this is a new segment I like to call

"Tech Time with Freddie."

So, Freddie,

What fun technological thing do you have to show us?

I'm glad you asked, Carly.

I'm gonna show you guys this new high-tech light bulb.

It's filled with zenite gas, which means...

Random dancing!

Okay.

Okay, Freddie.

Oh, man! - What is that smell?

Zenite gas.

You guys made me drop my bulb, and it broke.

Go get that fan!