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So you did have the document from Coastal Motors?

- Objection. - Harvey, you're the defendant.

I wasn't objecting to his question.

Just his tie.

I do have to look at it, you know.

This is fun, isn't it, Harv?

Hanging out, catching up,

learning about your fraud.

I hate to burst your bubble, Trav,

but there was no fraud.

There was no fraud. What?

You just said, you had the document.

Yes. We went back through the case files.

Found the report. Whoops.

That's it. "Whoops"?

Hope, you got that.

"Whoops"? Your defense is "whoops"?

All right, you've made your point.

You made us a settlement offer that we would never take.

Let's talk about one that we would.

This is a deposition, not a settlement meeting.

Every meeting is a settlement meeting.

Fine.

The offer was 5 million, and Harvey gets disbarred.

How about $100 million?

And Harvey gets disbarred.

Tanner, you want to take this to court, go right ahead.

I'd rather watch her cut you down

than see her cut a deal anyway.

You know, I see why hairdo

wants to roll the dice, but why you?

You just went from 5 million to 100 million,

and you're questioning why I don't want to settle.

If that's a sticking point,

I might be able to go to 0 million.

But the one thing I won't budge on is

he gets disbarred.

I think I'm doing you a favor.

And what does he--

cause a headache like this once, twice a month?

Doesn't matter,

'cause he cures more than he makes,

like when you stuck your nose

into my case last year, and he beat you.

Crushed him.

Then he took his ball and went home.

- Should've stayed there. - Look at that.

Finishing each other's sentences.

How cute.

No wonder you won't throw him under the bus.

Good for you, Harvey.

I mean,

you're throwing her under the bus.

Watch yourself, Tanner.

Oh, what's the matter, Harv?

Did I offend your delicate sensibilities?

You want to take your ball and go home?

I'm gonna take my ball

and shove it up your-- Harvey.

Of course.

Your coifed hair, your pretty nails.

See? She's the man, and you're the girl.

You know, it's funny.

I would have thought she'd prefer someone like--

This deposition is over.

Now what? Is mommy gonna take you home now?

Wait. That's it.

You got a thing for mommy.

And now it all makes sense.

Because I actually looked into your mommy,

and it turns out that the whole time

you were home with daddy, mommy was out banging--

Point, Tanner.

I'll see you in court, Harv.

So when did the plan change

from trying to settle to punching Tanner in the face?

He didn't seem to want to do the one,

so I did the other.

That's funny.

But he got under your skin,

and that can't happen when we go to trial.

- It won't. - Not if you're prepared.

Are you suggesting a trial run?

I don't want a trial at all but--

We already know your position is to cut me loose.

Not you. No.

I'm just one of many partners

who don't know what to think.

And if they don't know you didn't do it,

how is a jury gonna feel?

You're betting everything on this trial.

Better make damn sure you can win.

He's an asshole.

He's right.

All right, what?

If we're gonna do this,

I don't want to waste the chance

to tune you up,

but that means we need a damn good Tanner.

Are you saying I'm rusty?

When was the last time

you were in the ring?

We don't need a good Tanner.

We need a nasty Tanner.

Someone who will do anything to beat me.

Someone who makes you want to punch him in the face.

Oh, you want me to do what?

I just told you four times.

I want you to play Tanner. No, no, no.

I'm--I was a little distracted because I was reading.

Can you just repeat it one more time?

Look, Louis, you've had your fun.

When I said the ground rules were to knock me off my game,

I was talking about the trial.

I know what you're talking about.

You didn't come to me because I'm an idiot.

No, not because you're one,

in spite of you being one.

I'm the man for the job, and you know it.

Actually, I had you at number five on my list.

And what did Jessica have me at?

Six.

Okay. I get it. I get it.

You're trying to make me mad.

No, I'm trying to make you good.

You see, the one thing you have in common

with Tanner is your hatred of me.

That is true.

But what you don't have are his skills.

But that's okay. I'll go to somebody else.

Wait, Harvey. Stop.

You don't think I can win?

I know you can't.

This isn't some bank loan, junior.

Get out.

I've got a trial to prepare for.

And you know what?

When you lose,

do not come crying to me,

because there's nothing on this earth

that would be sacred enough to stop me

from shoving your ass in the goddamn ground.

Good.

Because those are the real ground rules.

Oh, I see.

Now, you're asking to get lit up.

Somebody wants to get lit up.

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Messages, color coded by urgency.

Has Donna called back?

She would be red, so...

No.

Then those would all be the same shade

of I-don't-give-a-shit.

Call her again. Yes.

So?

How was it?

- How was what? - Punching Tanner.

It was awesome, wasn't it? Tell me it was awesome.

What are you, in middle school?

I'm in the middle of a trial. A mock trial.

Mock trials are for children.

The adults are doing an in-house trial run.

Okay. Mock trial, trial run.

Po-tay-to, po-tah-to, not potato.

What do you need me to do?

What he needs you to do is help me.

What's this?

You've been drafted.

Okay, what round?

Excuse me?

Sports metaphor.

Oh, it's not tennis. Sports.

You've been assigned by the judge to help me

in pretty boy's trial.

Oh, look at that, he thinks I'm pretty.

Wait, what judge?

His honor, Daniel Hardman.

I'll see you in court, sweet tits.

No, no. He can't.

- He can. - I'm not--

- You are. - Harvey--

Listen, Louis is devious,

confident, and intelligent.

You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful.

Now is not the time to quote The Breakfast Club.

Oh, you mess with the bully, you get the horn.

Stop it. This trial is no joke.

Jessica's going against Muhammad Ali.

She better be able

to beat Joe Frazier.

Louis is no Joe Frazier. Okay. I get it.

You want me to help Louis think outside the box.

Exactly. Now, how would you come after me?

- Well, first of all-- - Don't tell me, tell Louis.

Because you and I are not discussing

this trial during this trial.

Oh, and you were right.

I know. About what?