Entourage

Eric Murphy's office.

Uh, just a second.

E, uh, Sloan's on the phone.

Really?

- Hello? - Hey.

- I don't want to get in another fight. - Okay.

I just want to know when you're gonna get your stuff out of here.

Sloan, I'm sorry. I've been a little crazy.

E, I don't need to discuss it.

I need your stuff out of my space.

- Okay. - Okay. Bye.

Bye.

- How did that go? - Not well.

Any word from Vince?

Hello, my name is Vince, and I'm an addict.

Hi, Vince.

I've been sober for 90 days.

When I first agreed to come here three months ago,

I thought, "Jesus, how am I going to survive?

"No cell phones, no emails, no friends."

And then I realized this was exactly what I needed,

a chance to be with myself and to reflect.

Now I know, I'm ready to get on with my life.

Thank you.

- Good job. - Nice job, man.

That was hot.

I totally bought you were sober and going for it.

- I am. - Fuck, you're sexy.

Sober is sexy.

- Call me when you're out. - For sure.

Vince, don't forget about me.

I want in on that movie idea you've got.

Rehab relationships are real, my man.

I know it. I'm gonna call my brother.

Say "hello" to Johnny for me.

And congrats again on your sobriety.

You look amazing, man.

That sounded kind of gay.

Yeah, all is good, bro.

Just getting the house ready and looking forward to having you home.

- Turtle! - Sounds good. I'll see you at 1:00.

Yeah, yeah, we'll see you then.

- Who's "we"? - Me, E and Turtle.

Oh, E's coming?

- Yeah, is that okay? - No, it's just...

it's fine. I'll see you at 1:00.

- Okay. You sound good, bro. - I am good, Johnny.

- Bye. - Later.

- Turtle! - What?

You want to explain to me why I found this in Vince's bathroom?

'Cause it's Advil.

I told you to clear this place of all drugs.

- Advil? - All means all!

Aspirins, cough suppressants,

I don't even want a throat lozenger in this house.

Me and Arnold have been looking for weed and coke.

- Did you find any? - No. Checked everywhere.

The downstairs bathroom behind the sink?

- Almost everywhere. - Jesus.

- I'll take care of it. - We can't take any chances, Turtle.

I got rid of every illicit substance I found.

You emptied the bar? That's gonna freak him out.

I'm not that stupid. I replaced everything with non-alcoholic lookalikes.

I got Whissin in the whiskey bottles,

non-alcoholic vodka in the Belvy bottles,

and I personally hand-filled 30 various beers with O'Doul's.

- You're insane. - I call it thoughtful.

Jesus, we've got to get going.

- What are you doing? - Getting rid of the weed.

Oh!

Idiot.

So, why'd you guys break up?

What's the difference? Why are we talking about this?

You brought it up.

I just said my cousin knows your fiancée.

He's very touchy.

I'm not touchy, she's just not my fiancée.

But she was?

Was, wasn't, she will be again.

They are like Sammi and Ronnie on the Jersey Shore.

Except Sammi didn't ask Ronnie to sign a prenup.

I asked my girl to sign a prenup.

That was it for us.

Sloan's family has a shitload of money.

Can we move past this, please?

And her godfather used to run this place until Eric tossed him out.

I don't give a shit.

The guy was a prick to me after Rosanne got canceled.

That's because he is a prick. Fuck him.

- But Sloan is single? - Yes.

- That's interesting. - Yeah, anyway...

Anyway, you were saying, if I sign with you, I'd get the two of you.

- Exactly, yeah, we're a team. - Perfect synergy, right?

Okay, and if you get sick of one of us,

most likely gonna be him, then the other will bow out.

I don't know. I haven't had a manager in a while.

Okay, and you're killing it.

I mean, you're on a hit TV show. You're going to be a rich man.

And that is why your agents are complacent.

But you cannot afford to be. Okay, we will get you movies.

I have been complacent.

But I am totally focused now.

That's Caroline Reysha, a new Victoria's Secret girl.

I have to fuck this. Give me a sec.

Hey, baby, perfect timing.

Why do we want this guy?

Because I will get him movies and we will make a lot of money.

- Oh, you will? - No, you will, okay?

And listen to me, you can't not want to sign everybody

that wants to fuck Sloan, because everybody wants to fuck Sloan.

Whatever, all right? Look, you take care of this. I'm leaving.

- Vince is getting out today. - I know. Stop.

- How do you know? - 'Cause he called me.

- Bullshit. - Are you mad because he didn't call you?

He hasn't called anybody except Drama yesterday.

That's not really true. He called me.

- I'm actually going to pick him up. - No, you're not.

Well, he thinks I'm going to.

This is childish. Stop, please.

Scott, listen, I am going to pick up Vince with Drama and Turtle and that's it.

Okay. Well, Vince thinks I'm coming too, okay?

So, I can follow behind you like a fucking jerkoff

or I can get in the car with you like a human being, okay?

Can we be partners? Can we act like partners for two seconds?

Wait. Go ahead.

Ari's on the phone, wants to know if you want to drive together to get Vince?

How does Ari know Vince is getting out?

- Said Vince called him. - Really?

He's obviously out of the loop.

Tell Ari's funky ass to come pick me up.

I'll go with him.

It's not every Monday, Daddy.

Yes, it is. And I'd love nothing more than hanging out with you,

but you've got to stop skipping school, buddy.

When you come home, I'll stop skipping school.

- I thought this was temporary. - It is.

- So when are you coming home? - I don't know.

Listen, I just need five minutes to make sure everything's okay.

Then I've got to get you home so you can rest.

But I just got here.

Daddy's got to go to Malibu.

To get Vince? I want to go.

It's a grownup's trip only.

- 'Cause he does drugs? - No.

What, did Mommy tell you that?

No, I saw it on TV.

- Ari, are you busy? - Isn't that clear?

- Oh, hey, Jonah. - Hi, Lloyd.

How'd you get so lucky to take the day off?

- I faked being sick. - I should try that.

- What do you need, Lloyd? - Oh, I guess I should wait.

Unless you want to talk about some of your X-rated weekend adventures,

my son can handle any business talk.

Okay, well, Steve Levitan,

creator of Modern Family, is looking to make a move.

- Great, go get him. - He wants a meeting with you and I.

I can't do it now, Lloyd. I'm with my son. I don't have any time.

Ari, you haven't had any time for anything since...

Since what?

Since the S-E-P-A-R-A-T-l-O-N.

- I can spell "separation," you know. - Get out.

- Ari. - I will take care of it when I have some time.

And don't ever spell in front of my son again,

because he's S-M-A-R-T-E-R than you.

- Bye, Jonah. - Bye.

You're mean to Lloyd, Daddy.

- Get up, buddy. - Why?

Because I've got to pay for the house that I'm not living in.

We're here outside Promises Treatment Center in Malibu, California,

where actor Vincent Chase is being released today.

If you'll recall, Mr. Chase was arrested in August for cocaine possession.

And now the question everyone in Hollywood is asking again,

"Can a young star actor get his life back on track?"

I just don't understand why he would call everybody but me.

Well, E, he knows you've been busy with the new company and all.

Yeah, E.

He probably just wanted to avoid all depressing things, like your breakup.

I wouldn't take it personally.

Heard he didn't call you, E. Are you sure you should be here?

We don't want him to mistake your pale, round face for a crack rock.

-Hilarious.

- What the hell is that, Scott? - A Tic Tac. What the fuck?

Put it away. I don't want him seeing anything that even resembles a pill.

Don't go crazier on us, Drama,

or we'll leave you here for treatment.

There he is.

Vince!

Let's get out of here.

Who you gonna ride with?

Three cars, guys? Real eco-friendly.

There seems to be some communication mix-ups.

Let's just hope Leo doesn't see this on ETTonight.

You're coming with me, bro. You guys follow us.

Would you guys like to see a wine list?

No! No, thank you.

So, what's up with you guys, huh?

Nothing's up with these guys. What are you talking about?

They've been frozen like Ted Williams, waiting for the return of their life,

and now that it has returned, let's get back to it.

- Okay, what's up? - Let's start with Air-Walker.