Pivoting

Sorry, this gift card is expired.

That's because it belonged to our dear friend Coleen.

She has sadly... passed on.

Listen, man, we're not doing great, okay?

She used to be a doctor. Now she's bagging groceries.

Whoa. Number-one chain in the nation.

And this one hasn't had a carb in about eight weeks

'cause she's trying to bag her trainer.

I'm doing it for my health. Jeez.

And I have decided to be a mother in the afternoons.

So could you just take a little pity on us and swipe the card?

I pity you. A lot of us do.

But... still a no.

Okay.

You know what? You keep the card, Pete.

I'll get our $33 another way. Okay?

Just gonna -- A little doily burrito.

Well, those are free, anyway, so...

Oh, hey, hey, hey! You can't just --A few of these.

A few of these, and one of these, one of those.

-No, no. -You poked the bear, Pete.

This is on you. This is on you. Wow!

Let's get it in there. No cup left behind.

Wait!

Could you get in trouble for taking all that stuff?

Is it stealing? No, it's in the gray zone at best.

Does anyone want a muffin-bite?

-Oh. Carbs. -I'm good.

Uh-huh.

It's so dry! Does anybody have water?

Do you want to spit it out?

See you back here tomorrow!

Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

No need to flatter me. You already got me.

No, it's my right boob. There's a sharp pain.

I think there's something really wrong.

Ow. It's very serious, I think.

Oh, my God.

You don't even care if I'm dying.

Well, it's hard to take you seriously when yesterday,

you said your kidneys "felt weird." Ow.

The day before that, you had "odd, patchy skin" on your back.

Oh, and then you said your tongue was "bumpy."

It's still bumpy.

Henry, my friend died, okay?

It's normal for me to be a little scared.

But you're healthy.

Go see your doctor so he can tell you.

Or she. Or she.

Okay, thank you. It is a guy, though.

Coleen was healthy.

She went to the doctor.

Eight months later, she was dead, okay?

She didn't -- Hey, she didn't even have a bumpy tongue.

Alright. Well, let's save the sexy talk for later.

I gotta go to work.

Okay, maybe we can try again this afternoon.

I-I probably won't be dying by then.

I was planning to go for a run. Oh, good.

'Cause I'm all of a sudden very aware of my spleen.

I know you think I'm crazy, Henry, but my friend died!

If Coleen can get cancer, anyone can!

Okay!

Andrea! Do you have your soccer cleats for practice?!

I cleaned the dog poo off for you!

You're welcome!

Oh!

Hey, there.

Hey. Uh, hope I'm not calling at a bad time.

Andrea: Where are my cleats?!

What? No way. What's up?

Um, well, I --Nora: Mom!

Evan hit my tooth, and it's loose!

Aww. Are those your kids?

My -- Oh, ki-- No.

I mean, I barely -- What's up?

Well, I just wanted to see

if maybe you wanted to meet in the park this afternoon?

But I'm not scheduled for today.

No, no, no, I know. It's just --

It's such a freakin' beaut out. I thought it might be fun.

Sure thing. My day's wide open.

Great. I'll, uh -- I'll text you the details.

Bye.

Huddy: Alright. You knocked Barry off the wall in just a week.

And...

congratulations on Employee of the Month.

Thank you.Oh. Congrats, Sarah.

Nice job.

Oh, hey, Rudy. Thank you.

I-I'll see you out there.

Look at that, Huddy.

Rudy knows my name now.

I'm not just "noob" anymore.

Hi. Amy.

Plastic, and I need you to feel something.

Please don't make me touch your body again.

You are not dying. I'm sorry.

Um, no. I really need you to feel my boob, okay?

I-I think there's a mass.

Just want you to know, you are ruining boobs for me.

Okay, well, just -- just get in there.

Just get in there.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, no.

You're already finding it. See? Uh-huh.

You can't not feel it. See?

Amy, I really feel like Coleen's death is affecting you.

I mean, you're obviously going through something.

Well, that would hold a lot more water

if you weren't a doctor bagging groceries.

Okay. That was low.

It is not a lump. It's a floating rib.

Ew. Ew?

What kind of bedside manner is that?

Oh, my God. Hi!

Wait, what are you doing here? Hi.

Are you guys hanging out without me?

I am working, and she's dying apparently.

Oh. Okay.

Because now that Coleen's gone, there's only three of us,

and someone always gets left out, and I feel left out.

What is happening here?

Since when do you wear jeans and boots?

You look so nice.

Is this an old-timey picnic basket?

Matt asked me to meet him at the park today.

It felt very flirty.

We've never gotten together outside the gym.

This is major.

Is this really still going on?

You're a cliché. You know that?

No offense.

Well, offense.

Honestly, what is the end game here?

I mean, you guys have sex, he gives you HPV,

and then that spirals right into cervical cancer,

and then, I mean, poof, you're dead.

Dan gave me HPV years ago. I think I'm fine.

Okay. And thank you for shopping at Fields.

Okay, no, no, no, no, no.Goodbye.

I need to know where this rib is floating to.

What if this is the reason I have so many spleen issues?

This is related to --Hey, hello.

Hi.Hi.

Uh, would you guys mind maybe moving

your sleepover party outside? Mm-hmm.

Rude. Thank you.

Thanks for shopping at Fields.

Nice friends. No, no, I don't -- I don't know them.

Okay.

Oh.

Okay, so I texted Henry to tell him that I was gonna live,

and this is what he came back with.

So, he's got this app that tracks his jogging route.

He's trying to spell the word "Jets" for the New York Jets.

He's a crazed fan.

But, I mean, it's impressive, isn't it?

I mean, and -- and really pointless.

Oh, man. The "S" crosses Sunrise Highway three times.

That has the highest death rate in the tri-state area.

Between the blindspot and the drag racing and the curse,

it's a death parade.

Eh. Nah, he's fine. I think he'll live.

Yeah, you better hope so.

My cousin Tony dropped dead at 43.Oh, here we go.

Her life became an endless cycle of work and childcare.

Every bedtime. Alone.

Every poopy diaper. Alone.

Weird puberty stuff? Alone.

She aged 20 years in one.

You think youlook like an old mom.

Okay.

Matt: Jodie!

Oh, there you are! Hey!

How about this day, huh?

Freakin' beaut.

What's in the basket?

Well, I just came from a thing,

and I was gonna change when I got here,

but I guess I just accidentally picked this up

instead of my workout bag.

And here we are.

Well, right on. Let's get started, yeah?

Look, we can do this some other time.

No, no, no, no. Please, no.

You came all the way here for a workout.

I'm gonna give you a workout, okay?

We do kinda got to hurry,

'cause I gotta get through all you moms before school gets out.

So let's start with some squats.

Yeah? Okay?

One.

It's just --Great.

Okay, you gotta get a little bit lower than that.

It's good, though. That's good.

And -- There you go. That's better.

Do you wanna slip the shoes off?

Might help.

I think everything should probably stay on.

Yeah? You -- You sure? Yep.