Smurfs

In the beginning,

the universe was in perfect balance,

kept in peace and harmony by four magic books.

The Alliance of Evil Wizards made it their mission

to capture these books

and shroud the universe in darkness.

One of the books,

called Jaunty Grimoire, got away.

That's me! Cha-cha-cha!

- Ze magic book! - Where is it?

Find it at once!

She was rescued by

a group of mighty blue guardians.

Those evil wizards won't get you.

- I've got her, Ron. - You're safe with us, little one.

They swore to protect the magic book.

The fate of the universe depended on it.

So they hid her away in a secret location.

Now shh! Don't tell anyone.

I'm in Smurf Village!

Check this out.

Come on, No Name.

Ha! Now that's what I call a banger!

Great job, Smurfs!

Yay for us!

A few timing issues,

but you almost had it this time, No Name.

Same time, same place tomorrow!

Adding it to the calendar, Papa Smurf.

Thank you, Calendar Smurf.

Isn't it grand

living in a place where everyone has a thing!

Excuse me?

Oh, you stepped in it now, Papa.

Papa Smurf! Quick follow-up, if I may.

And here we go.

I still don't have a "thing."

And a quick follow-up to the follow-up:

Don't you think that that's a bit odd?

Like, Hefty Smurf is hefty.

I smash things.

And Worry Smurf worries.

You know, maybe everybody else just doesn't worry enough.

- And Brainy is... - Hmm.

...really smart.

And Grouchy is... Don't even say it.

And there's Camouflage Smurf.

I'm right here.

Out-of-Focus Smurf. Clumsy Smurf.

Way-Back-There Smurf.

I'm way over here.

Handlebar Moustache Smurf.

Quiet Smurf.

What did he say? I have no idea.

But do you see what I'm saying, Papa?

Well, you're No Name. That's a thing.

Is it, though?

'Cause if my thing is my distinct absence of a thing,

I'm actually...

nothing.

Hey, Sound Effect Smurf, can you back off?

Even he's got a thing.

And he's only been here since Tuesday.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about it too much, No Name.

Some Smurfs just take a little more time

to find their thing.

It's in there.

You just got to find a way to let it out.

I've been thinking.

We don't have a Magic Smurf around here.

Maybe that could be my thing.

Oh, Smurfs can't do magic.

But I'm sure there's something else for you.

Hey, List-Making Smurf.

What's left on our giant list of

Things-to-Try-to-Find- No-Name-a-Name list?

Well, let's see, Papa.

Okay, to date we've tried...

...10,248 things.

How many do we have left?

Um... two. Clog making and... Ooh.

...shark taming.

Well, that's wonderful news! Let's try clog making.

That's a great idea, Papa Smurf.

Right, Smurfs?

Yeah!

I guess I could learn to like clogs.

Just take your time, No Name. Don't rush it.

I'll just be right here. You got this.

If you could make something with a square toe,

that'd be great. Thanks.

Aw. Ugh! Terrible clog!

You know, there's always shark taming.

That one's already taken.

Oh. That's too bad.

Hey, I have a great idea!

Let's go pick some Smurfberries.

It's hard to feel bad with a sack full of Smurfberries.

Oh, I must admit, Smurfette,

there is a gnawing emptiness inside me

that all the Smurfberries in the land couldn't fill.

It's hard to be the odd Smurf out.

I think I might know a little something

about that feeling.

What do you mean?

Well, I'm the only Smurf created out of a block of clay

by our mortal enemy, the evil wizard Gargamel

in the hopes of luring all Smurfs to their doom.

I mean, that was a lot for me to process.

So how do you handle that, Smurfette?

Well, I just think about all the friends who love me

and that I love back.

And I get the strength to keep on keeping on.

You'll find your thing, No Name. So don't give up.

Thanks, Smurfette. I cherish us.

I cherish us too... infinity!

I cherish you infinity times infinity plus one.

It's not a competition.

But if it was, I'd cherish you

infinity times infinity

plus one times pi times infinity,

and I'd win.

Smurfette's right.

I need to stop dwelling on what I don't have

and start dwelling on what I do.

But why is that so hard for me?

I wish I had my own thing.

Aw, poor thing.

It's in you. You just need a little help.

Uh-- What's happening? Whoa!

Huh?

What the shell?

Sorry!

Quick question: What's going on?

Um, well, I wished for a thing and...

You got magic!

Smurfette!

Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!

You seem to have a bee in your bonnet.

What's on your mind, No Name?

It took 10,248 tries, but I did it.

I finally found my thing.

Well, that's fantastic! What is it?

I know you said Smurfs can't do magic.

But I can.

It's the thing I really wanted!

Wait, what are you talking about?

He never stopped trying to find his thing

and I'm so proud.

Show him!

Okay, um... ...let's see, uh...

Va-va-voom!

That's what I'm talking about!