Succession

Mog was tired.

She was dead tired.

Her head was dead tired.

Her paws were dead tired.

Even her tail was dead tired.

Mog thought, "I wanna sleep forever."

And so she did.

Isn't this a bit young for you?

Um...

Sometimes he still likes it.

Sometimes I still like it.

Are you all right, son?

Your dad was okay, you know?

- Yeah. - He was okay.

Yeah.

Kerry!

Kerry, can you get me a book? Uh-- Something with some action?

What?

Careful now.

Talk to me.

Gerri!

- Where are you, Gerri? Wow.

That was actually a perfect roll.

Yeah, Gerri!

You jump on that grenade for us. Thanks, pal.

No. It doesn't seem right. I don't want Tennessee Avenue.

My turn, then.

Please be caught.

And once again, I'm on your shit.

- Ooh, that'll be me. Hmm.

One-fifty.

You know, I know what you tried to do with Dad.

What? Uh-- I thought that...

would've kinda been your dream, Rome,

me fucking Gerri with your dick.

Come on, dick pickler. Pay up.

Seven, hey, that was perfect.

- Hey. Get-out-of-jail-free card. Hmm.

Another one.

You wanna sell that?

Oh, waitress service. Okay.

I shall have a Cuba Libre and a club sandwich, please.

Oh, okay. Well, let me, uh, grab a couple of kid's menus

and I'll be right back.

Okay.

The service here is weird and slow...

and fucking my dad.

You still into this, Will?

You wanna take a turn around the gardens?

Mm... No, I'm good.

Oh, come on, Willa! Marry him.

He's probably got, like, ten years left in him

and then it's all gravy.

I do not wish my private affairs

to become the subject of table chat, okay?

Okay, I have to go. Can I give my properties to Shiv?

No. No! No! (REPEATEDLY) No.

Why? - You have to auction them. The fuck are you going?

Okay, uh, the silly Forbes profile piece.

I'm turning ATN Citizens into a cash machine

and they wanna know how I did it.

Well, by turning on the bigot spigot to full gush.

Well "bigot spigot" is a little reductive and unfair,

but anyway, goodbye.

- Bye, Tom. Bye-bye.

- Um... Shiv... Talk about me!

Will do.

- Shiv. What?

I think you might have, um, accidentally been cheating.

-(CONNOR LAUGHS) What? I was only stealing so I could win.

Yeah, cheating's part of it.

Oh, look-- Shiv, do you think

that stealing is what good people do?

Stealing? Cheating at Monopoly?

- Come on. Hmm. Oh, come on.

Okay, well, he's here. Be nice.

Yes, I will be nice to Kurt Cobain

of the fucking floaties.

Hi. Hey.

He's just coming. Uh...

He needs a minute.

We, uh... We appreciate what you did.

It was nothing.

Sure.

But, hey, you know,

if you find him in the pool again,

there's a C-note in it for you

to just let him sink, okay?

"Too soon," said the room.

He's basically fine, they just kept him overnight to...

I don't know why, actually,

'cause I don't speak Italian, but...

no media pick-up,

so, all good.

Good.

Good. Good.

Ooh. (GROANS)

Jesus. - Hey, buddy.

- Hey. - Kenny.

- Hey! - What's up, Ken?

Hey. - Hey.

Hey. You okay, brother?

All good.

Let's-- Let's just not make a whole song and dance, okay?

Well, I think we will make a song and dance.

- You nearly drowned, Ken. Oh.

No, he just fell off an air bed.

- He's fine. - One too many limoncellos.

- No biggie. Yeah?

Okay. I'm just gonna grab my kids, I guess, uh...

Uh-- They can stay here, I'm sure, tonight,

if it's easier.

- I'm not leaving them with him. All right, then.

I guess we'll see you at the royal wedding then.

Maybe.

I might need to get home.

I'm talking to new lawyers.

New lawyers? Like, new new lawyers?

Yeah. Well, I can't really say, but, yeah,

just so you know, uh,

we're... Yeah, we're discussing putting everything,

like all the papers and all my communications

for the last five years, up on my Insta.

On Insta?

- Ken. -(COMFREY GRUNTS)

And, uh, Comfrey,

Vanity Fair might be doing a big thing with me.

- The whole thing, so... Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I don't know, whatever. I'm ready to...

I'm just-- I'm ready to really get into it all.

But, uh...

Yeah, thanks for...

Thanks. Okay, kids, let's go!

Let's go!

They're coming.

All right, man.

Later. Yeah.

He... (DRAWS WORD OUT) ...seems good?

Oh, man.

We have been talking to-- to Vanity Fair,

but it's-- it's mostly us calling them.

Hey, Dad! You good? We good?

Uh-- Do you want me on that call?

- No. Okay.

Go on, Karl. What?

DOJ is gonna likely hit us with an historic fine.

GoJo's market cap has overtaken ours.

Okay.

Okay, yeah, but that-- that was already happening, so...

GoJo's board may be considering entertaining other options.

What-- What? - Yeah.

What the fuck? Okay, well, is he gonna pull the plug?

Or is GoJo-- Rome, do you know?

He swallowed the merger, but I don't know how much more he can fucking eat.

Okay, don't get all sweaty, Betty.

I'm gonna figure it out, and I'll drop you an email, okay?

Thanks. I'm gonna see Matsson,

get inside this.

Do you want me to come with you, Dad?

No. Stay here and play with your dick.

Uh-- I can come with you, Dad.

- It's not a-- - Oh, no, no, no. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

No, come on, Tumbledown.

He's your pal.

Let's go see Hans Christian Anderfuck

and see if he's been telling us fucking fairy tales.

You okay?

Good-looking woman, huh?

Yeah.

Yup.

So, what is it, son?

Are you scared of pussy?

Is it all screens or up the ass with you or what?

Jesus, no, God, Dad, can we not--

That's...

It's-- That was just being horrible, it's good.

- It's all good. - Yeah. Well, it's just fucking.

If you need to get straightened out,

get straightened out.

- Okay? - Yeah.

I don't wanna know.

Welcome.

Hey.

So nice to finally meet you in person, sir.

Likewise.

Thank you for coming.

Not at all.

So, what do you think?

Are we doing this fucking merger or not?

Wow. Just, uh, straight in there, huh?

Oh, yeah, well, you know, I'm old.

What do you want?

A bit of, "Oh, what a nice house you got here."

No, I like it. I get bored easily.

Yeah, everything is boring, isn't it?

Yeah, everything is pretty fucking boring.

Except this.

- Yeah, you got me interested. How interested?

Look, I don't wanna fuck around forever with this.

I mean, I've seen how your price is,