Pluribus

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It's...

Uh... Yeah. This way.

Okay. Okay.

Here we are inside, uh, something called Agri-Jet.

It's a refrigerated warehouse in, uh, Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Jesus.

It's cold in here. Uh...

All right, let me show you around. I'll give you a sense of the place,

give you the grand tour.

It's-It's, uh... It's huge.

It's maybe hundred feet long.

I don't know what that is in meters, but it's massive.

And it is packed to the rafters

with lots and lots of...

shrink-wrapped...

items.

Yeah, so what's inside?

Well...

A picture's worth a thousand words, right?

So, I'm gonna let you see for yourself.

Okay.

Okay.

Do you see this?

Huh? Yeah.

It's...

That is not a Butterball turkey.

I'll tell you that much.

What are they doing with all this, huh?

Guess.

Fucking guess.

Because this whole place is filled

with human bodies.

It's parts of them!

It's pieces of them.

All vacuum sealed.

That is what this whole plant is being used for.

And it's been happening right under our noses.

I mean, they got out of this town in a hurry,

but I guarantee you, before that,

they were probably doing three shifts a day in here.

And what's behind that door, huh?

It is a meat grinder the size of a bus and vats,

cooking vats.

And wait until you see what's inside those.

["The Goin's Great" playing through speaker]

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Two million, four hundred thousand even.

All in.

All in.

- Five million dollars. -

The house record.

Are you sure?

Please reveal your cards.

A straight flush.

- Mmm. -

- A royal flush. - Ooh! Ooh.

The higher hand.

Hey, pal. Stay in character.

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You may have won this time, Mr. Diabaté.

But your luck is about to run out.

Someday, perhaps...

...but not today.

For you, my lovely.

It's been an honor.

Oh.

Anyone else?

Come, my beauties.

Next time.

It's been a pleasure!

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Mmm.

Mmm.

- - And you are?

- Joette. - Joette!

Come in, my dear.

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We're terribly sorry, our love,

but we have to leave immediately.

What? Why?

You're going to have a visitor.

You can come with us, if you want.

I can't do that to her.

Sooner or later, we'll have to talk.

Is there no time for even a little...?

Joette?

Please be here. Please be here. Please be here.

Please be here. Please be here.

- - Penthouse.

Hello?

In here.

Just in time, Carol.

So, on their way out the door, they told you I was coming?

Mm-hmm.

- Why'd you stay? - To welcome you.

No, thanks.

I appreciate that.

I bet they didn't tell you why I was coming.

There's no way in hell they did.

You're gonna need something stronger than champagne

when you see what I brought.

Do you, uh...

...have a TV in this barn?

Impressive.

Okay.

What do you got? H... Uh... HDMI. All right.

Is this another one of your videos?

You've seen my videos?

Mm-hmm.

They actually sent you my videos?

Of course.

They were very well done.

Very dramatic.

Well, you could have...

Forget it.

When you see this one...

Let's just say...

It's disturbing.

And, uh, I hate to use a cliché,

but you might want to sit down. Seriously.

'Cause I am telling you what you are about to witness--

Is this about them eating people?

- What? - It is troubling.

Wait, how would you... How could you...

Allow me.

Hello, Carol. We're John Cena,

and we're here to address some questions you may be having

regarding our food supply.

As you know, we can't purposely kill, harm,

or otherwise interfere with any form of life.

That limits what we're able to consume.

Because when we say "any life," that includes plant life.

We can't harvest wheat or corn or rice.

We can't pluck an apple from a tree.

Once an apple drops of its own accord,

well, we'll eat it, of course, and gratefully.

Indeed, we harvest all the windfall we can find.

Plus, there are billions of domesticated animals,

cows, chief amongst them, that still require milking.

And there's preexisting food, millions of tons of it,

that was processed prior to our joining.

So far, so good, right?