Spy

Ladies.

Baccarat.

Exquisite.

- Oh. - Oh.

Check it out.

Tihomir.

Hang up.

Bradley Fine.

I'm honored.

Pleasure's all mine.

Tell me where the bomb is.

10 seconds, or you're dead.

Interesting.

You see, when my men and I hid it...

I made sure to erase any witnesses.

And then I erased the erasers.

Which means,

I'm now the only one who knows...

just where that dangerously compact

and transportable nuke is.

So...

I'd say I have more than 10 seconds.

Well then, in that case, I'd say you'd better start...

Ahchoo!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my God! Wh-Why did you do that?

I didn't do it on purpose.

There's like a ton of pollen in here!

Oh, God! Christmas on a cracker!

Did you take your medicine?

I forgot it on the plane.

I told you this morning,

I put extra in all your jackets!

You did?

Great. Shit! Thanks.

No, you know what? That's on me.

Because I heard you sniffle a while ago

and I did nothing with that information.

So that's blood on my hands, really, Fine.

Okay. You know what? You got 3 coming in.

Get out the back door now. Move.

Anybody in here?

Yeah, we got one coming around the corner, now.

Your 3 guests are coming out

that door behind you right now.

Watch your six.

Yahtzee.

Oh, zinger!

I should've brought more bullets.

I thought they were chocolate sprinkles,

which I would eat, normally, by the fistful...

but this tasted like...

There's no other way to say it, really.

Like a rat's arse.

Guys, can you please keep it down?

Well, look. Unfortunately, there's vermin in the ceiling again,

and I hate to say it, but...

well, they've pooped all over your cake.

- I'm going left? - No.

I need you to go right and head down the tunnel.

You've got one coming around to your right,

and he's got a swarm behind him.

That's my girl.

Oh, I don't know.

Aw.

Watch your back.

Oh, that was a close one, Fine.

- Who's the finest of them all? - You are.

Oh, God, duck!

Nice moves, Fine.

Pilates has been working out for you.

You noticed?

Yeah, you just seem looser. Like, in your hips.

I mean athletically speaking.

I don't know. I guess you don't seem so awkward.

Shut up!

- Going straight? - No.

Go right up the stairs.

You're gonna find a little friend on the first landing.

Aww!

Thanks for your help.

Okay. You're clear to the top.

Get moving.

Oh, my God! The rats can fly!

Come on, you guys!

All right, Fine. Stop at the door.

Okay. You got a guard approaching. I'll tell you when.

Wait for it, Fine. 3...

2, 1. Now!

Oh, dear, did I forget to knock?

They're clawing at my hair! I can't see!

What do you mean, you can't see me?

I'm good. You've got SUVs approaching.

Go to the dock!

Dock. Excellent idea.

Boyanov's boat is at the end.

Uh... No keys, Coop.

The panel's on the lower left under the steering wheel.

You can... you can hotwire it.

I can't get to the wires!

Okay, then stay down and hold your ears!

How will I hear your beautiful voice?

Stop being adorable and get down!

Lock on coordinates 43.16547,

27.94654.

And fire, now.

Whoa! Ha ha.

Close one!

Nice drone work, Coop!

I could kiss you.

Oh!

Well, I would accept that with an open mouth.

Ha ha. Soon as I'm back, dinner is on me.

Great work, Coop. Oh.

Hey, pick up my dry cleaning for me, would you?

Also, get my car.

Oh, sure. No problem.

Oh, and I have to fire my gardener.

He keeps running over the sprinkler heads with the mower.

Can you cut him loose for me?

Um... Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure.

You kidding? I'd love it!

You're the best.

Smell you later, pal.

God. Poor Jaime.

The thing is, Jaime, that...

Uh...

Oh!

These are your children?

Your children, here?

Yeah, I have children.

I just have to cover those eyes.

They're looking right at me. Um...

Please, don't fire me.

No. Jaime, I would never.

- This is more of a review. - Please, don't fire me.

Oh. Oh.

Jaime.

Yes.

Right to that lawnmower.

You're a killer, Susan.

Ah!

These look delicious.

I don't wanna be critical, but this is very chewy.

Coop. You're eating a hand towel.

Just... cleansing my palette.

Jeez. You had to take me to such a dump?

Come on, cheapskate!

Burger King was booked up.

Ha!

Sorry. I'm having dinner with Gallagher over here.

Guard your fruit!

You could. You're funny. Your timing is perfect.

Never as funny as you, Super Cooper.

To another successful mission.

Go team.

Go team.

Hey, I've been thinking.

Yeah.

I couldn't do what I do without you.

And I've been thinking

about doing something special for you...

So...

Good gravy, Fine.

Oh. That's...

It's a crazy cupcake!

- You love cakes. - Well...

I'm not a big cake...

I make cakes. Yes. I see the connection.

Now you can wear a cake.

How did you know I don't care for traditional jewelry?

I can't seem to stop looking at it...

and it can't stop looking at me.

Imagine how awkward it would've been

if it'd been a diamond ring or something.

Ooh... Not a diamond ring! No!

I would've had to say, "I don't want to marry you!"

I don't want your muscly arms and hands...

rubbing my back with Nivea for the rest of my life.

And our 3 kids run in, you know...

Karen, Tommy and Billy

and we'd say, "Get out of here!"

And they'd just all have that beautiful jaws,

sky-blue eyes, and a full mouth. I mean...

No, thank you.

I'll just, you know, I'll just...

Can you give me a little jewelry I can actually wear?

Not gonna wear it?

Yes. Yeah. I was just saving it.

- I mean. - Put it on!

Look at that. Wow, that's a...

- That is an adjustable toggle. - Adjustable toggle.

You don't see that with a lot of jewelry.

- It's so you. - Is it?

Wow, perfect.

Oh... I think somebody's jealous.

Seriously, I couldn't do what I do without you,

in my earpiece.