A Storm for Christmas (Julestorm)

Goodbye!

Can you at least take your backpack?

-Come here! -That's what I'm doing!

If we'd taken the car, we wouldn't have to do all this.

I'm not paying for the car to gather snow for two weeks while we're gone.

-Do you have the ticket? -Yeah.

You go first, sweetie.

No!

Come on! There we go.

Oh shit!

-Did we bring everything? -Yes, we brought everything.

Look! Santa Claus!

OSLO AIRPORT GARDERMOEN STATION

A STORM FOR CHRISTMAS

What the hell? It's me.

Sorry. Step back.

Come here.

What do you want for Christmas?

An iPhone.

An iPhone? Really?

Yes, and a Burberry purse.

A fucking Burberry handbag.

Yes, it's starting to build up with people and snow outside.

You think they'll cancel flights?

I bet there will be a lot of thirsty people here tonight.

Hi! What can I get you?

-A Coke. -A Coke?

Damn it!

I have to make a phone call. I'll be gone five minutes, tops.

Is that okay? Will you be all right?

-Yes. -Thank you so much. Thanks.

Yes, hi. This is Marius Tønnesen calling. I was told to call Dr. Monsen at 2:00 p.m.

Oh really?

But... is she going to call me back later, then?

I'm sure that'll be okay.

I don't know if I'll be busy. I have quite a lot to do,

but of course. When would be a good time?

I see.

Yes. One moment, please. Excuse me.

One moment.

Yes.

That's good. That's fine.

Yes, we can talk tonight.

That's perfectly fine, and you have my number, right?

Thank you. I really appreciate that.

New test results.

Okay.

Okay, bye.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

You don't look very disabled.

Neither do you.

What would you know?

Come on.

Come here.

Do all Norwegians use the accessible toilets, or what?

That's how we roll. We want everything to be equal,

while also wanting all the benefits.

You want all the benefits, at least.

How tall are you?

Six foot four.

You look taller.

That's good.

Oh my God, where's Ingvild?

We should be in London. Now we're stuck in a car at the airport. What's happening?

She'll be here soon.

You know several record labels want her, right?

-Ingvild? -Yeah.

Where did you hear that?

Around.

It's no wonder. She's great.

She can do anything.

She's not that great, Asle.

We should be in London, but we're stuck here in this car.

At the airport. There we go!

Okay, the whole private section of the airport is closed.

All the planes there are grounded. It won't open anytime soon either.

But there are still some commercial flights available,

so I booked a flight to Gatwick.

I thought we could go straight to the O2.

They have awesome dressing rooms, so we won't have to swing by the hotel.

Can we agree to that plan?

Yes, but we have to go through the terminal

and the security check, and...

Sorry, it has to be that way today.

But the crew has taken most of the luggage,

so we can just go straight in, and then we're there.

Fine, but I'll need some paracetamol and a Snickers.

That's cool. We'll get that. There's a shop inside.

-"Cool"? -Yes.

Stop saying that. It doesn't suit you to say "cool."

It doesn't suit anyone to say "cool." Stop that.

-Okay, are you ready? -I'm ready.

Let's go!

-This'll be cool, Ida. -Shut up, Asle.

-Are you kidding me? -Ida, the shop is over here.

Everything okay here?

Yes. Just trying to get my phone with the reference number for my ticket.

But I may have misjudged how many hands I have.

It can get out of hand.

Out of hand!

A pun! I like that.

If you're not flying right now, you can enjoy the food.

And then get the ticket after.

You're right. I'm David.

Yeah. Ronja. Priest.

How nice!

Maybe you could send a little prayer to the big guy upstairs?

Send us some nice weather, so I can get down to Málaga.

I will ask. Or...

That's great.

I'm sorry, I have to ask.

Do you put both prawn salad and crispy onions on your hot dog?

Yes, prawn salad is the best thing ever.

Hot dog, prawn salad, crispy onions, wrapped in potato flatbread.

The whole package.

That's very impressive.

Yes.

That's the thing about hot dogs. They're like personalities.

-There are sausages everywhere. -Yeah.

Chorizo, bratwurst, wiener, and so on.

But a regular Norwegian hot dog in a bun with prawn salad,

with crispy onions and a small sliver of ketchup

and some spicy mustard, all that wrapped in a potato flatbread,

that's on the same level as salted lamb ribs and chocolate-covered wafers.

That's Norwegian.

But you have to try the local sausage in Málaga.

-Of course! -Yes!

When I'm abroad, I try the local food, absolutely.

Could you maybe... I can't... Could you just hold this?

I can help you.

So, now I'm going to Málaga for a week. My wife...

my wife left a week ago. It'll be great. We're going to eat local food.

Paella, tapas, jamón, patatas bravas.

You have to ask for morcilla blanca de Jaén.

It's supposed to be the best sausage in Andalucía.

I see! What did you say it was called?

Morcilla blanca de Jaén.

Morcilla blanca de Jaén. I'll try that.

How cool, a sausage expert! Thanks.

Have a good trip.

Thank you.

-Can I help you? -This scanner... Something's wrong.

-May I have a look at your ticket? -Yeah.

Yeah.

You're not Fast Track.

-No, look. -Yes, I am Fast Track.

This is economy class. You're in that line.

I never fly economy.

You do today.

Have a nice trip.

Go ahead.

Step forward.

-Random check. -Yeah, shocker that it's me.

Yes. May I have those sunglasses?

Yes.

So, stand inside this.

-On the yellow markers. -What?

And stay still.

No, stay still.

Yes, I am...

Yeah.

Two more minutes and we'll be in the lounge.

It's Ida! Ida, we love you!

We have to take a picture.

How nice.

Ida, we love you! Ida!

Thank you.

-It's yours? -Yes.

It's going to be okay.

May I see?

Yes, I guess you have to.

-Yes. -Just be careful, would you?

And hurry up a bit. It's...

May I open your toiletry bag?

Yes. Why do you ask if you're going to do it anyway?

Go ahead.

But...

Could we be a little more discreet?

-What kind of pills are these? -Zolpidem.

-It says so on the back, I believe? -Yes.

Oh yeah?

Yeah, they're light sleeping pills, so I can sleep.

Zolpidem is prescription only. They're not to be removed from the box.

Where is the box?

The box? I don't fucking know.

Where's...

It's here, I think...

If you don't have it, I have to confiscate them.

No, you can't! I need to sleep, for fuck's sake.

If I don't know whether the medication is prescribed to you,

you have a lot of pills here, so...

Jesus Christ, do you think I look like a fucking junkie?

There.

Okay, thank you. That was all I needed.

And my nieces love you.

And I think you're fantastic.

Just so you know.

That's really nice of you to say. She really appreciates it.

-Have a nice trip. -Thank you.

Hey.