Smallville

Relax, it's just a pinprick.

I never liked needles.

Small price to pay for immortality.

Medic.

There's a civil war raging, and you're wasting time.

The forces of black zero are closing in on Kandor,

and I can assure you, they'll wait for no one.

You're the last of your battalion

whose blood I need, major Zod.

Get on with it.

There's a war to be won,

and we want to get back to our families.

Right, soldiers?!

For the realm of Kandor! for the realm of Kandor! for the realm of Kandor!

Jor-El.

I'm guessing you're not here to cheer on the troops.

Call it a mission of redemption.

I'll need all those blood samples.

I can't let this project go on.

My orders come from the ruling council itself.

You have no authority here.

Medic, when the most renowned scientist in Krypton

tells you to stop, then you stop.

Thank you.

If the ruling council wants my blood,

let them find it on the battlefield!

Yeah!

Let black zero feel the bite of your weapons

and the bravery in your hearts!

Soldiers, move out!

Yeah!

For the realm of Kandor!

Thank you, Zod.

You realize the council won't like this.

Do you know what you're doing?

Well, the council can do what it will,

but I'll not let my life's work

be used to commit an atrocity.

Kandor.

My wife...

my son.

Zod, there's nothing you can do!

Kandor is gone!

None of you recall that tragic day...

because the moment your blood was taken

was the last moment you remember of Kandor.

But I can assure you...

I have not forgotten.

Each one of you,

the last sons and daughters of Krypton,

are all that is left from our beloved homeland.

And I will not allow for your birthright to be denied.

And Jor-El...

he came with us in the orb,

and somehow, he stole our powers from us.

And yet he flaunts them...

all over this city...

leaving his mark for us to see.

When we find this traitor...

we will force him to give us what's rightfully ours.

We will be Gods on this planet, and Kandor will rise again!

Hey.

If you raced here to see me,

it must mean the "I love Lois" show was preempted this week.

Come on, you know I always speed over when you call.

Although, I may be responsible

for your cousin vanishing from prime time.

I was wondering why she skipped town without saying goodbye.

What's up?

I, uh...

I kissed her.

Oh, yeah, that would definitely send her packing.

I mean, no offense to you, Clark.

It's just Lois' typical response to intimacy

is usually to blow out of town.

I just don't know what happened.

I went over there to talk to her.

The next thing I know, I couldn't stop myself.

Yeah, I'm not surprised Clark.

You've had feelings for Lois since like the 1930s.

I was wondering when you were gonna make your move.

Look, just take my word for it,

and give her a little bit of space.

And in the meantime,

my Luthorcorp mole dug up some more information

on the Kandorians.

How bad is it?

We were right.

Tess Mercer has teams around the globe

trying to bring the ETs home.

Her operatives have had their noses

Deep in the turkish desert, sniffing around for weeks.

Now, I think that you should wing out there

and take a peek yourself.

Unfortunately, my wings are still clipped.

I'll fly coach.

Uh, no, you won't.

Oliver can get you there first class.

I'll do this by myself.

Why, Clark?

- Come on... - Chloe.

Hear you need a lift.

Your tomb raiders

have been digging in that desert for weeks,

and I still don't have what I want.

The sandstorms have not let up since we arrived.

Whatever or whoever was here is either dead or buried.

Well, unless you want to end up the same way,

I suggest you get the job done.

Well, hello.

I received your message.

And like my superpowered Kryptonian comrade,

you have a flair for the dramatic.

I think your deep-cover agent

might have a different opinion.

But I'm glad to see that his untimely death

got your attention.

I won't be toyed with.

A man named Jor-El...

he came with us in the orb.

He took all of our powers for himself.

You know him as the Blur.

Now, you...

you help me find him...

I'll give you what you've always wanted.

Now, you opened that orb,

the bottled-up hopes and dreams of Kandor,

to work with us, and now you can...

By my side...

as equals.

Together.

Intimately.

I've already got a team on it.

I'll let you know when we find Jor-El.

You know, Clark, if you wanted to bury me in the desert

for going on that date with Lois,

you could've at least taken me to Nevada.

Oliver, let's not...

I mean, don't get me wrong...

I'm still gonna put up a fight, but...

we could've hit the strip before the main event,

you know what I mean?

Maybe a little blue man group.

Maybe a little carrot top.

You know, what I'm getting you next year for Christmas

is a sense of humor.

All right, look,

we're at the exact coordinates Chloe gave us.

I don't see anything for miles but sand.

Maybe we need to look deeper.

The Kryptonian symbols that we saw at Watchtower...

they're like high-temperature brands

Left when a Kandorian first arrives on Earth.

Out here, the temperature would melt the sand into glass.

Who put your shield out in the middle of nowhere?

"Jor-El"?

My father.

He's here on Earth.

Shelby.

I'm here to take my favorite blonde for a walk.

Who are you?

My name is Jor-El.

Oh, my God.

I... I...

You made it to Smallville.

Clark found your markings in the desert.

You're Clark's father.

You are mistaken.

I have no child.

His Kryptonian name is Kal-El.

So, this is my son.

And what's he doing here on Earth?

Well, you sent him here as a baby.

It was the only way you could save him.

Save him?

Um...

Look, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...

Krypton was destroyed.

My wife...

Lara.

Clark's mother, she's...

not here with you?

She wasn't part of the experiment.

Oh.

I'm sorry. I... I didn't know.

Look, we've been searching for all the others

Who have come here with you.

They will be difficult to find.

They're very well trained...

a battalion of soldiers led by a great commander

and the best friend I ever had, Zod.

Jor-El.

You stand before the ruling council charged with treason.

The technology I created

was intended to heal those afflicted by wars and disease,

not to resurrect the dead through cloning.

The orb will ensure that Krypton's strongest will endure

if our planet is ever destroyed.

But if we send the orb to Earth and it is opened,

the clones inside will develop extraordinary abilities