Tomorrow is Today (Mañana es hoy)

We were leaving at 10:00 and it's 10:21.

Are you okay, Lulu?

I'm fine.

- Are you smoking? - No.

You're smoking?

Lulu, if I see you smoking, you'll be grounded...

Who could it be?

It's 10:22. At this pace, we won't go anywhere.

Hello?

No, Enriquito, no. I've told you many times.

The glossy photos cost two pesetas more than the matte ones.

No! Those are the 10x15 ones.

Forget it, I'll come down.

I'm going to the store. Enriquito annoys me!

What are you doing? Aerobics?

Pili, please, it's 10:23 already!

Already? And I'm wasting time packing for everyone.

Don't forget the sandwiches.

Pepe, I can't do everything.

We can eat at a bar.

We spent enough on our holidays. We can't eat out!

No way. Rodri can help you.

Rodri! Stop being lazy and help your mother!

What are you doing?

Dad, it's not what it looks like.

I was rubbing an ointment and...

An ointment? What ointment?

You almost splashed me. Help your mother with the sandwiches.

- And wash your hands first, baboon! - Leaving already?

There's construction on the highway. Take the Valverde exit.

Don't speed on Sagrillas. The Guardia Civil is there.

Fina, may God keep your privileged head safe.

It's 10:24.

Don't worry about your shop, it's in good hands.

- Sure. - Enriquito will keep your store safe.

Die. Die!

Hey!

What gives? It took me half an hour to charge it.

- Can't you see the customers? - I told them to wait!

- I was breaking my record. - On stupidity?

You've only been in charge for an hour and 27 minutes.

Please, Enriquito. Please.

I'm sorry, we'll be right with you.

Is someone going to assist us or not?

- Shortly. - Shortly he says.

Rodri! Man.

I've got your stuff.

Go get the tourists. They want more than paella.

As long as I get to touch boobs.

Idiot, this thing expired two years ago.

It's rubber. Rubber doesn't expire.

Girl, I told you not to wear my jacket!

It looks better on me.

Enriquito, please.

How can I go to the beach to relax?

This dumbass will ruin my 15-year-old business in 15 days.

I can stay and help him, Dad.

You want to give Charly a hand.

You can stay at my house, I have a folding bed.

Enrique, for God's sake! Go to the store!

Shit.

I might have to stay a few days until he gets it,

and go by bus later.

- So, you can stay? - I do it for the store that feeds us.

Charly also feeds Lulu.

Don't say that about her!

You let her do what she wants!

You'll do as I say.

See? It's a dictatorship.

Stop it. I've had enough of all of you.

If you had enough, why do we have to go on vacation together?

Look. Easy.

To hell with the vacation. We're staying.

Ten years, Pepe.

I've spent ten years watching you print other people's vacation photos.

Our neighbors eating sardines at La Malagueta.

Posing with the Tower of Pisa. Buying towels in Lisbon.

While our kids and I are stuck at home with just a fan.

Now you want to take our vacation away?

You're going to get in with a smile,

and you're not going to stop smiling until we reach the fucking beach

and get our asses in the fucking Mediterranean!

Got it?

Well, we'll leave at 10:31.

It's a great time, right?

Let's go to the beach Let's go to the beach

GENERAL YAGÜE STREET

Let's go to the beach

Let's go to the beach The bomb exploded

Radiations tan you

And paint things blue

Let's go to the beach Let's go to the beach

Let's go to the beach Let's go to the beach

SUN AND SEA APARTMENTS

Let's go to the beach

Let's go to the beach

Well? Wonderful, right?

Two blocks away from the beach. We breathe life and sea.

But, Pepe, this isn't a hotel.

Right, it's an apartment.

We'll have freedom, we'll be more comfortable.

Of course, master.

Why would you want a hotel? You have me.

To make the bed, lunch, breakfast.

Come on, Pili.

Hotels don't put the love you put on things.

The sexist comment of the day.

That again?

If I were sexist, would I treat your mother to all this?

She has a color TV, a new washing machine, a yogurt maker.

My God. Where did you meet Dad? In a cave?

- Let's go. - Okay. Your father...

Son, a piece of advice. Don't rush getting a girlfriend.

Girlfriend? I'm happy to just get laid!

Just go.

I think so.

Pepe! Which one is it?

It's on the first floor.

Make sure to pick up the order. It usually arrives at 12:00.

And sign the delivery note.

No, you don't have to copy my signature, Enriquito!

Use your own, man. Bye.

It's 23 past 11 already. Come on, family, we won't get a good spot.

Yes, sir.

Pepe, we look like Tarzan's porters.

Pili, listen.

I have a birthday surprise for our girl. She won't complain.

We'll spend the morning at the beach until 12:45.

I ordered a paella.

We'll leave the restaurant at 4:50 and go to town.

She can buy whatever she wants until 6:00.

Well, 6:20, honey.

We're not slaves to time.

Of course not.

Then, we sing "Happy Birthday", and...

Surprise! We give her a birthday present.

Oh, Pepe!

It's beautiful!

"Lulu. From your parents." I love it.

- Did you buy a card? - Of course.

Let me see.

"Tomorrow is today. And we want to wish you a happy birthday."

- Great. - Let's go.

- Let's go. - Take this.

Water... Beer...

Have you seen, Lulu? The Prince is getting more handsome!

Lulu!

You isolate yourself with your music and your diary.

In 30 years, I'll want to remember this awful vacation.

You won't need a diary in 30 years.

We'll have cyborg implants in our brains.

- Sure. - The man of the future will be bionic.

This is the life, family.

Come on, I'll take a picture.

Yes!

Stand over there.

Come. Come here, honey.

There we go. Okay, smile.

Great!

I'll make it bigger and display it, so customers can see our life.

One more.

Very good. A candid one. Great.

Is that your boyfriend?

Hey, family!

What a coincidence! I was just playing with...

- With my nephews, yes. - Give me!

Damn kid.

- They're rascals. - Charly, come.

Dad, since it's my birthday,

I thought it was a good idea to celebrate together.

What? No way! You're spending your birthday with your family.

Let's go...

Let's go on one of those boats.

Charly, I'm sorry you made the trip here. Let's go.

Dad, I'll decide who I spend my birthday with.

I'm turning 18, not 6.

What future will you have with this deadbeat?

- What did you call me? - Deadbeat.

You're a deadbeat! A good-for-nothing!

Dad, you're already ruining my present, don't ruin my future!

Honey.

- Lulu! - Charly, let's go.

Please, Pepe, stop it.

Everyone's watching.

What did we do for her to date that punk?

My dad said the same about you. And look at us now.

Two children and a mortgage.

Lulu!

What?

Remember our reservation is at 3:00!

At 2:45!

- Tell Charly to come with you. - Okay.

Just what I need, to pay for that deadbeat's meal too.

- The paella is for four people, Pili. - Oh, my gosh!

I love having seconds of paella.

Come on, let your hair down.

Very good. Great, darling. Excellent.

You just need braids to look like Bo Derek.

You're so silly.

Hey, aren't we too far away, Pepe?