Jumanji

-HA HA HA! -HA HA HA!

O.K. ALREADY. WHAT'S SO URGENT?

LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF BIZARRO GAME.

"A GAME FOR THOSE WHO SEEK TO FIND

A WAY TO LEAVE THEIR WORLD BEHIND."

COOL BEANS!

I'M GAME. LET'S PLAY.

OH, PLEASE.

THERE'S ONLY, LIKE, A BAJILLION OTHER THINGS WE COULD DO.

YEAH? NAME ONE.

O.K., 1...WE COULD CHECK OUT THE NEIGHBORHOOD

AND TRY TO FIND SOME FRIENDS.

WE DON'T WANT TO BE THE NEW KIDS IN TOWN FOREVER, YOU KNOW.

Aunt Nora: JUDY?

PETER?

I'M GOING OUT NOW.

WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT THE NEIGHBORHOOD

AND TRY TO FIND SOME FRIENDS?

YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THE NEW KIDS IN TOWN FOREVER, YOU KNOW.

O.K., WE'RE PLAYING.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO?

ROLL AND MOVE. SIMPLE.

WAIT. "JUMANJI GIVES A CLUE

TO HELP PLAYERS COMPLETE THEIR TURN."

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

LIKE ANYONE CARES.

I'M ROLLING.

COOL BEANS!

MAGNETIZED PIECES.

HUH?

JUDY.

PETER!

JUDY?

PETER!

JUDY!

HEY!

PETER!

PETER!

I TOLD YOU TO WAIT, BUT NO...

-AAH! -AAH!

WHAT'S GOING ON? WHERE ARE WE?

-AAH! -AAH!

JUMANJI.

DON'T MOVE. MAYBE IT'LL GO AWAY,

YOU KNOW, LIKE A BEAR.

OHH!

UHH!

BLAST.

BLAST IT ALL TO...

WHEW! THANKS FOR SAVING US.

MY PLEASURE.

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I AM VAN PELT.

FOLLOW ME.

DO NOT SPEAK.

WHOA!

AAH!

AAH!

AH!

OUTRAGEOUS!

YOU FILTHY LITTLE RAGS!

BEGONE, BLAST YOU!

YOU MAY SPEAK NOW.

TELL ME WHO YOU ARE

AND WHY YOU WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JUNGLE

SPEAKING TO THAT FLEA-BITTEN CUR.

THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE AN ELEPHANT'S BUTT.

PETER, DON'T BE RUDE!

WELL, IT DOES.

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

HERE'S THE SKINNY.

I'M JUDY, AND THIS IS MY BROTHER PETER.

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND

THAT I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU.

THE GAME BROUGHT US HERE.

A GAME?

YEAH. THE JUMANJI GAME.

PETER ROLLED THE DICE, AND IT SHOWED US A CLUE,

AND WHOOSH! WE WERE HERE.

A CLUE, YOU SAY?

HOW INTERESTING.

YEAH. WHAT WAS IT?

UM, SOMETHING, UM...

CLEAR AS ICE, BUT WORTH THE PRICE.

I DIDN'T SEE ANY CLUE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY ROLLING

INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO THE RULES.

OH, SO YOU'RE

QUEEN-HIGH- KNOWS-ALL-THE-RULES- MASTER-PLAYER-OF-THE-GAME

ALL OF A SUDDEN?

I KNOW MORE THAN YOU, MR. NO-CLUE.

YEAH? I DIDN'T SEE YOU SAVING US FROM WILD BEASTS.

YOU'RE FIRED!

I'LL TAKE MR. VAN PELT AS MY SISTER FROM HERE ON IN.

PETER, THIS ISN'T REALLY HAPPENING.

WE'RE IMAGINING IT OR SOMETHING.

IT'S JUST A GAME.

JUMANJI IS NOT A GAME!

-HELP! -HELP!

AAH!

GET OFF ME...

RUN! GET OUT OF HERE!

YOU MANGY CUR!

EAT DIRT, YOU GROUSE!

OW! I'LL CATCH UP.

GET OFF ME!

GET YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF OF ME,

SQUALID FIEND.

OW!

COME ON. HE HAD IT COMING.

MY NAME'S ALAN.

SPEAK.

WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

I'M BONNIE. HE'S CLYDE.

YOU KILLED VAN PELT!

NO. PROBABLY NOT.

UM, IF I SAY JUMANJI'S A GAME,

ARE YOU GOING TO HURT US?

WHAT?

JUMANJI. IT'S A GAME, RIGHT?

ONLY GAME IN TOWN.

REST BREAK'S OVER.

BLAST.

UHH!

YOU'RE NEW HERE, SO LET ME FILL YOU IN

ON A COUPLE OF IMPORTANT FACTS.

1...VAN PELT IS A HORRIBLE, WICKED VILLAIN.

2...I AM A STALWART VALIANT HERO.

MIND THE PLANT HERE.

AAH!

THE NIGHT-BLOOMING ONES AREN'T SO BAD.

THE DAYTIME ONES ARE POISONOUS.

COME ON, AND KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BROTHER.

YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP AN EYE OUT ON ME.

I COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF THAT.

OH, YEAH. RIGHT.

MOVE IT.

Alan: STICK CLOSE BY ME, AND YOU SHOULD BE O.K...

IN THEORY, AT LEAST.

I BARELY MAKE IT MINUTE-TO-MINUTE MYSELF.

IS THERE ANYTHING HERE THAT DOESN'T TRY TO KILL YOU?

-AAH! -AAH!

NOPE.

UH, CAN YOU TWO SWIM?

-AAH! -AAH!

-AAH! -AAH!

-AAH! -AAH!

DID WE HAVE TO DO THAT?

YEP. IF YOU GO ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE BRIDGE,

YOU GET ATTACKED BY PANTHERS.

IF YOU TRY TO JUST SWIM ACROSS THE RIVER... CROCODILES.

HALFWAY ACROSS THE BRIDGE AND DOWN THE FALLS

IS THE ONLY WAY IT WORKS.

GREAT.

PLEASE KEEP YOUR ARMS AND LEGS INSIDE THE BASKET AT ALL TIMES.

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING US?

HOME.

THIS IS HOW WE GET HOME?

I GUESS SO.

WELL, WE'RE SAFE FOR THE NEXT COUPLE SECONDS.

ANYBODY GOT ANY QUESTIONS?

CLYDE? BONNIE?

YEAH. WHAT'S THAT AX FOR?

YEESH. DON'T ASK.

-AAH! -AAH!

THAT'S WHAT THE AX IS FOR.

WOW.

YOU MUST HAVE PLAYED JUMANJI A LOT.

JUST ONCE, BUT I KIND OF GOT STUCK HERE.

WELL, HERE WE ARE...

HOME.

OH.

O.K., IT AIN'T THE RITZ,

BUT IT'S NOT THAT BAD, IS IT?

ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS PLACE ROLLS.

IT'S LIKE THE BEST FORT IN THE WORLD.

WOW! LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL STUFF.

DON'T GRAB. YOU'RE BEING RUDE!

UH...

ALAN, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE...

EXACTLY?

23 YEARS, 5 MONTHS, 2 WEEKS, 4 DAYS,

AND THOSE AREN'T MY TOYS.

THEY BELONG TO OTHER KIDS WHO PLAYED JUMANJI,

BUT, UH, DIDN'T QUITE, UH...SURVIVE.

IT'S A TOUGH NEIGHBORHOOD.

EW. COULDN'T YOU EVER SOLVE YOUR CLUE