The Ruck March

He's watching you, Willow.

We'd like to get a little video of everyone

before we head on out there and basically

want to know your name and your why for

being out here today.

Hi guys, my name is Cami.

I decided to come out here today

and test myself to my limits while my

husband stayed at home and watched our kid.

Just fucking do

it! Just fucking do it! Don't fucking waste

my time!

Hey guys, it's Alannah, and this is day one

of training.

And you guys are gonna be my accountability

partners.

And if you're gonna hold me accountable,

you should know what you're holding me

accountable for. So,

found this flyer on a bulletin here in town

for a ruck march.

And I'm sure you're wondering what a ruck

march is, but I guess we're just going to

have to find out together here in seven

weeks when I join this free event that's

supposed to test my mental and physical health

and

work on team building,

overcoming adversity, you know, all that

fun jazz.

And it's free, which is probably the best part.

I already did all the rough stuff with

having a kid, but I want to prove that I

can do even more.

So I have my weights here for exercising

and 35 pounds in this backpack so I can

practice.

Let's get after it.

Five minutes in feels like 5 hours.

I don't know how I'm going to do this for

16 hours.

Whew,

okay. But

we can do this, right? We can do this. We'll

be fine.

I mean, it's beautiful, you know,

for the desert.

Yeah, I better myself Yeah, I better myself

I don't need

you,

I

Better

myself

All right, guys,

day one.

Three miles in,

couple exercises, and

really definitely felt it, but

let's see how far we can take this.

See you guys next time.

We're going to go treat ourselves to a

little pond.

So let's go.

We're going to hit some exercises over there.

Maybe a change of scenery will make it a

little easier.

Whew.

Got a plan and it's

a plane, I ain't playing

I'm just trying to gain

I wanna get that big back, leave that big

back, blow up, Tic Tac, where the blue

T-Zack I don't give a fuck about your feet

back, get that, get back, seat back Watch

me speak that, get back Got

so many flows, yeah, they think that I'm

insane Ghetto kids in a lot of prune movie

I'm the one they wanna be still

And I'm a queen, yeah Keep

it real, yeah

I keep my circle tight that then that

earring piercing

Hey guys, it's Alana again and I'm back at

the park,

only this time I've convinced my best

friend, Emily, that she has to train with me.

Though it shouldn't have been a hard choice

for her considering I'm there every time

one of her

dating app

errors happens, but uh...

Oh, here she comes!

Hey

hoe! What's up,

bitch? I

hate you, by the way.

This is a dumb idea.

This is not a dumb idea.

It's better than your

normal

ways you spend fun

with your guys.

So great.

What's wrong with it?

Fantastic.

Okay, well...

Let's,

let's get it.

Let's do this.

Only three weeks till I get to die in the

desert, so

might as well train for it.

Three weeks till you get to die in the

desert with your best friend and a strange

man you've never met.

Exactly.

Exactly.

I mean,

Scott...

I know, that's what

I'm saying. Look

at you. Okay.

Wow, popping them out.

She, uh,

she might not have been ready for this.

You look great.

Fuck you,

Lann.

This sucks.

You look beautiful, Em.

Look at you. Woo!

Mon,

you're

an asshole.

Oh gosh. I'm

told I love you. Much

better form than you.

This exercise, you get a ton out. This

is heavy.

But it'll be worth it.

It can't be any heavier than carrying

around your kid. Well,

sorry, Dil's kid.

He's lighter, thank you. I don't

know what you're talking about.

I think if I carry half of this, he's

probably that much.

He's a little chunky guy.

The cutest chunky guy.

I know, that's what I'm saying.

How's that going, by the way? It's going good.

I thought it'd be weird dating a guy with a

kid, but, uh, I don't

know, I don't mind it.

Well, it suits you well.

Family life. Hello,

stepmother.

It's only three more days.

Ugh, I know.

Three days.

I do not feel prepared.

Well, we only have to be prepared for 16

hours.

You owe me.

You

totally owe me.

I will pay it

back technical.

Oh my gosh. What

a cute puppy! Hey

babies, would you like to touch my wiener?

What did

you say?

Oh,

gross.

He's talking about my dog. What

the hell's wrong with you?

Men.

All right, here we go.

Picking her up.

Late as always.

Make sure the text actually sent before I

start talking all this trash.

Oh,

there she is.

The lady of the hour.

The bestest of besties.

I'll

see

you later.

Okay, I'm

gonna put this in the back.

All right.

Who's that?

Well, howdy there.

You guys

making a movie out of this thing?

Trying.

Oh boy, I can't wait to watch the footage

of this back.