The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

- This season on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

Hold on tight, Vanderpump.

Whoo!

Home, sweet home.

- This is quintessential Hamptons.

Surprise. Andrea Bocelli.

all: Dubai!

- This is the room. - This is the room?

- Yeah. - Oh!

- I miss you. - I miss you too.

I want to ride it.

Make sure you get all that.

She's known my hoo-hoo long time.

Lisa, this is Erica.

- Hello. - Nice to meet you.

- Erica is a very colorful woman--the body, the boobs,

the lips, the hair,

but she is one smart cookie.

- I feel like that fat cat that can't get through the door.

I'm not like your typical Beverly Hills woman

that only eats salads.

Yum. Who gives a fááá? - Hi.

- How are you? - I'm great.

Oh, my God.

I haven't seen Katherine in a long time,

and I'll tell you, after 20 years,

she looks exactly the same. Fááá.

- Get off of that. - My husband

is nine years younger than me. Yes!

- I'm gonna take a dress for Kyle.

She's going to Nikki's wedding.

- I was told it'd be better if I didn't come to the wedding.

- I don't remember what it's like to be normal.

I'm willing to do anything, rip my teeth out.

I've tried it all.

- Nobody would think somebody like me would be

in a situation like that.

- You really pointed some pretty nasty fingers at me.

You got to own your own stuff.

Kim's arrested.

I think she needs help.

- It's really hard to see both of you go through this.

It was very painful.

- This is my will, and I just wanted you guys to make sure

that you take care of my mommy.

Oh, my God, what if I die?

True Munchausen Syndrome.

- It's confusing for a lot of people.

They like to prey on the weak.

You're sick, so let's go after you.

- Don't act like you know me when you don't know me.

- This is who I am. - I thought of you as Bambi.

- Don't attack me early in the morning.

- Oh, my God. - You're attacking.

I hold a lot in the vault.

Are you threatening me?

You had a go at me.

Just learn to say you're sorry.

- I think she doesn't want to leave any fingerprints.

Don't get caught in her web.

- We're good. - How good?

'Cause I need to be really fáááing good.

- You're gonna go down in fáááing flames with me.

- My lips were made for talking,

and that's just what they'll do.

- In Beverly Hills, you can be anything,

but it's most important to be yourself.

- I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle and cash.

I may be an actress,

but that doesn't mean I'll stick to your script.

- Fake friends believe in rumors.

Real friends believe in you.

- I'm passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.

Lisa, he's here.

Let's have a look.

- He's cute. - Oh, yes, he is quite cute.

Make sure Mr. Ken doesn't ruin my fun.

Hi. - Hi.

- Thanks for coming. - I'm A.J.

- Hi, Lisa. - Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you too. - This place is beautiful.

Thank you.

Look what I got. Should I wear it, or you?

- You should wear that today. - No, I can't. You wear it.

- I can't wear-- it won't fit on me.

- Okay. I'm a huge supporter of the LGBT community,

and the Dodgers have asked me to throw the first pitch

for the LGBT game.

Should we do it out here?

My dogs will actually chase the ball.

I've never been to a baseball game,

and I probably wouldn't know a baseball

if it hit me on the head.

Are you an athlete at all?

- But I suppose it's similar to cricket.

I'm a bit of a sexual athlete, if you know what I mean.

Don't worry about me, I'm joking.

Clearly my husband would agree with that.

The L.A. Dodgers have sent over this gorgeous hunk,

A.J. Ellis, to, you know,

let me play with his balls or practice at least.

Are you sure my hand goes in there?

- Yes, it does. - Where?

Yeah, see, the jewelry's what's holding it--

- Oh, stop. Two fingers go in the same hole.

So do you normally throw it or hit it?

- Well, I'm the catcher, so I'm usually on the other side.

He's my catcher.

This is my husband Ken. - A.J.

- This is so easy to catch it with this.

- Give me one of the balls and make them follow me.

Come on, come on, come on. - Go away.

Turn around.

I don't want to hit you on the back of the head.

That's how far? - That's how far away I'll be.

- This is gonna be the hardest ball

that ever came at you.

You ready?

Okay, that wasn't very good aim.

Oh, why do I hit the bloody tree every time?

Why are you just hanging around?

I'm having fun with it.

Imagine he's Brandi.

- Oh. I'll hit him straight on the nose.

I actually have nothing to Brandi Glanville whatsoever.

We don't cross paths now, which is a bonus for me.

I've been really very much a victim of her nonsense.

- What would you like me to do, your highness?

You want me to eat your pussy?

- Yes! - That's not bad.

She's had so many opportunities,

because I kind of supported her and brought her into this group.

Oh, so many.

And she just really threw it all back in my face.

I don't want anything to do with that.

- That is awesome. - Hey, I'm good at this.

I got this, A.J.

- That's pretty good right there.

- Hi. - How are you?

- Hi, Lisa. - I'm Matt from--

Hi, come on in.

Thanks for coming.

Tell me what we're doing exactly.

I just said, "Hey, anything Oprah--where are they now?

How cool." - Basically we come in,

and we follow up with people that, you know, Oprah's audience

is interested in and find out what they're doing right now.

I'm honored to do it.

I get the call about doing "Oprah: Where are They Now?"

I've done a lot of things in 26 years.

To me, that's, like, "Okay, kind of made it."

- Is this what a normal morning is like for you?

- Oh, yes. - Get up and get in the chair--

- Oh, yes, I sit here, and I get my full hair and makeup--

Yeah, cool.

- Well, Oprah herself isn't coming over.

I wish Oprah was coming over,

but I think in order to have Oprah come,

I would have to be at the next evolutionary level,

which I'm working toward,

but I'm not quite there yet.

I'm usually at yoga at about this time.

- We might ask you to show us a couple little yoga moves

or something like that.

And I'll probably do it,

'cause I'll pretty much do anything.

Okay, perfect.

- I'm really not embarrassed by anything.

I mean, maybe I am.

I don't think I would do, like, a diarrhea commercial.

Bottoms now or later? Oh.

What we're gonna do today is,

I'm gonna sit down and talk to you out in the back yard.

- Do we go down memory lane? - Yeah, absolutely.

- As an actor, the longest I ever worked at a time

was three years on "Days of Our Lives,"

and that's the longest I've ever

worked on one job. - So we're gonna go set up.

We'll be ready for you in about 45 minutes.

Okay, perfect, we'll be ready,

'cause we're fast.

To have a job that you can count on for so long--

I mean, I don't know what that feels like,

and I think that for someone like Eileen,

who has found a place that she constantly works in,

that is very rare.

- Hey, good timing. Thank you, good morning.

Morning, Eileen.

Your clothes are here.

So you've got this with the camisole.

Do I have a black push-up bra

in case I just want to wear a bra?

Yeah, here.

Are you okay with these? I remember they hurt you.

- They hurt me, but they're cute. Thank you.

- Thank you, Eileen. - Leave those there, though,

'cause they're so cute. - Okay.

- People ask me what I'm gonna give up acting.

I have no idea.

I've been doing this since I was 22 years old.