The Kardashians

This season on The Kardashians...

- Hi, guys! - (CROWD CHEERING)

I have died to be famous my whole life.

I missed you guys.

So, guys, I'm having a baby.

SPEAKER (OVER MIC): Hey, Travis!

They're gonna make out now, I just know it.

People think they know us,

they think they have us all figured out,

but things are not always how they seem.

- You hate us, and we all talk about it. - KOURTNEY (OVER PHONE):

Listen, I don't need you guys anymore.

- Kourt and Kim are still goin' at it. - Stop.

KOURTNEY (OVER PHONE): You're, like, adding it into a fight

to, like, have a side.

You're just a (BLEEP) witch, and I (BLEEP) hate you.

Kim plays so dirty.

I need people to know that I'm single.

I'm the worst single person ever.

- Feel like myself again. - Good for you.

I can manifest like a mother (BLEEP), guys.

Let's get married. - So, watch out, world.

- (PERSON COUNTING DOWN) - (CROWD CHEERING)

- Do you have that much anxiety? - Yeah, I've been really bad lately.

It's one of the reasons why I'm, like, actually scared to have children.

KHLOÉ: Papa, hi.

Honestly, you never know what you're gonna wake up to around here.

Things can change on a dime.

- You're lying right now. - Lying about what?

We put a Band-Aid over a bullet hole.

You get the contract signed and then you bail to the next.

You're spiraling.

Mom! Mom and Corey!

- What the (BLEEP)? - KHLOÉ: No. Put it down!

Calm down!

KHLOÉ: I don't deal with people that don't

tell the truth.

You look so cute today.

Tristan has so many great qualities about him.

- Mom is too nice sometimes. - She is.

We're your daughters, you should be, like, fierce for us.

She's a goddamn liar.

Our kids, they watch our actions, not our words.

Exactly.

I don't think you deserve Khloé.

I have been (BLEEP) over by almost every person that's ever been

in my life at some point.

The last thing I want them to do is ever feel embarrassed that I'm their father.

But there's also levels to (BLEEP).

What the (BLEEP)?

And I could only be (BLEEP) with so much.

Best father. Yes!

Maybe you might wanna try to save your family.

If someone did to my daughter what Tristan did,

I would probably castrate them and smile doing it.

(SCREAMS) Khloé!

Okay.

Um... - We're like, uh, crickets.

Season four, we're back.

Season four?! (BLEEP) yeah.

The world better watch out, okurr?

We're back.

We are ready for you, are you ready for us?

Hell yes.

You made it! You look gorgeous.

Corey!

Cabo!

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Kylie is on this trip?

- KRIS/KIM: Yes! - And Kendall Jenner!

Family time is my favorite time, (BLEEP) yeah.

Yes! - Let's have a shot.

Cheers, Kendall. Cheers!

Oh! We're actually doing shots.

Cheers to the future. Cheers.

- KHLOÉ: Woo-hoo, Cabo, guys! - Whoa, yes!

Cheers. - Woo!

We're goin' to Cabo!

I'm so happy to be with all five of y'all.

- Yeah. Me too.

Me too. - Me too.

Ditto.

The problem is, and I'll be real with you guys,

this is the real problem,

last season was really rough.

She's mad that I'm doing the Dolce thing?

It's not about business,

it's just there's so much,

and it takes precedence over hurting your sister.

I literally thought I was being mindful. They wanted to do black veils.

I said absolutely not 'cause Kourtney had 'em at her wedding.

Then, we were over it, we had fun, you saw we did that Christmas album.

We talked it out, like, everything had been fine.

I'm sorry that my choices put us in this situation.

Thank you for apologizing.

And then, we watched the edits for our show,

and I start hearing what she's saying about me.

It's almost like a greediness.

She hears what I'm saying about her.

She doesn't have any friends, so Travis?

And then we get mad all over again.

It brings up so many, so many feelings.

I think last season was really hard.

What's harder than living it in real time is watching it back in the edit,

which isn't a natural way of living.

So, my whole family is going on a trip to Cabo,

but three days earlier,

before the trip, Kim and I have this heated phone call.

- (RINGBACK TONE) - (PHONE CHIMES)

- (OVER PHONE) Hello? - Hi.

- KOURTNEY (OVER PHONE): Hi. - Um, so, as a part of this Dolce contract,

I have to go back to Milan to do a dinner

to launch my campaign that I shot.

- So, it's like, you know... Yeah.

I would love you to come with me.

I mean, I know that's not what you wanna do, but

I always want you to know you're invited,

- and, like, no one... Thank you.

I'm a little Dolce'd out, so I probably won't come,

but I'm always supporting you of, like, what you're doing.

- Yeah. I just don't think

it's cool the way

that that particular thing happened.

It's not about that,

it's just about the deeper thing that we can talk about.

And I understand. I mean, I got worked up

watching the, watching the episode

and watching the cut, so I can only imagine,

- ya know? Yeah.

I see both sides. Like I said,

I think, like, you think things so you're getting riled up,

I think things, so I'm getting riled up...

I'm actually not riled up.

I just think it makes me not wanna be around.

And that's totally, ya know, your choice and decision.

I just think that, like, we should have a conversation about it

because I got worked up when I'm like,

"Wait, nothing happened at the wedding.

It wasn't even a conversation at the wedding," ya know?

I think it was what you saw at the wedding.

'Cause no one had any interest before that.

What do you mean?

I think it's that you saw

this thing that was mine,

and that wasn't yours, and that you wanted it.

See, that's where I think you're really...

And you took it and made it bigger.

No, that's where I think that you're wrong.

If anything, I was like, "I don't like..."

And I told Khloé, "I don't like your look,

I don't like this, I don't like..."

If it was visually, it was not my thing,

and I tried to do everything to stay away from that.

- But even like you said... Like, you're missing the point.

But isn't the point about the clothes, and you're talking about the looks?

I steered away. I did what I...

The point is not about the clothes.

- You're missing the point. - Kourtney, it's not that original.

Everyone does '90s.

Like, it's not a new concept is what I'm trying to say.

And there's only so many looks to pick from.

You're talking about the bullshit details

'cause it's all your egotistical,

selfish mind can think about.

You cannot stand someone else being the center of attention.

You came to my wedding, you couldn't be happy,

you complained from the second you got there 'til the second you left.

That's what it's about.

Forget about "you couldn't be happy,"

you couldn't be happy for me.

You couldn't be happy that I was the center of attention

- and you weren't... - What is it that you feel so low of me?

...you've gotta dig deep if you'd like to.

No, I want you to dig deep

and figure out why you, why you hate me so much,

and why you're so angry with me

because all of this never happened.

I was so happy for you.

No, you were not. - I was so... Wh-Why would I n...

I not be happy for you?

I felt at my wedding like you weren't happy for me.

Because you have a serious vendetta.

So, if you wanna, if you wanna...

You just are a different... You-You hate us.

You... You're a different person.

We all talk about it.

'Cause I don't need you guys anymore.

- All of... I don't need

to be a part of it.

All of your friends call us complaining,

whether you think they're the ones going to you,

they're all coming to us on the side

saying the opposite to us,

so we're all confused. And we're on a group chat

that's actually labeled "Not Kourtney,"