Road to Terzetto

Hey, Viper.

How you feeling this morning?

I'm fine.

What's going on?

I called four times.

You avoiding me?

No, man, I was in the shower.

You got my cash, motherfucker?

Yeah, right.

If not, I'll just take the title

for that Porsche of yours.

What the hell are you talking about?

Come to the club now.

For what?

Fuck!

What do you want?

What do I want?

Just making sure that, uh, you know,

you don't skip out on our little meeting.

I was just on my way there right now.

Oh, you are?

Oh, that's great.

Then we can ride together.

I can be your escort.

I don't need a babysitter.

I told you, I'm on my way.

Babysitter, huh?

Ugh, who said anything about a babysitter?

More like a little shit sitter.

Shit sitter?

How about get in the fucking car?

Listen, I gotta take my car, I got a bunch of errands.

Get in the fucking car, motherfucker.

Let's go.

I don't smoke.

Did you, uh, you watch the Masters last weekend?

You like golf?

He dropped this putt in, man, it was brilliant.

How long you been working for Viper for?

Feel kind of sick.

Can you stop at like a, a store or something?

I need like a, like an acid reflex or something.

Something.

What, uh,

what does Viper want?

Hey, hey, can you slow it down a little bit, man,

I feel sick.

Oh, fuck!

Can you roll the windows down?

Oh, fuck, dude.

I just bought these.

Can you put the windows down?

Like child locks here.

Do you like ever say anything or what?

Oh, look who I stumbled into,

little Johnny whip dick.

Stop dealing.

I remember you, dude.

You were fucking hammered last night.

Look who it is, man of the hour,

Johnny I ran out of cash.

Crazy night last night, huh?

I guess.

So, you got something for me?

Well, I was gonna go to the bank,

but, um, Bugsy Malone here picked me up and brought me here.

I'll PayPal you.

You owe me some serious cash.

How serious?

30 K.

The fuck you talking about?

I don't remember taking a marker out for

You did not just say that!

Deal me out.

Sure thing, boss.

Come with me.

Walk asshole, let's go.

I want you to pay me back now.

I don't like to let you linger.

I don't have that kind of cash, okay?

You give me a couple weeks, I'll come up with it.

Fuck a couple weeks!

I'm giving you 24 hours.

Hey, that's a lot of dough

to come up with in a couple hours, okay?

No, it's not a couple hours.

It's 24 hours.

I hear you're a golfer.

Yeah, I can hold my own.

Hmm, you can, huh?

Okay.

I heard you almost went pro,

but got banned for gambling and hustling

all the other golfers.

Who the fuck told you that?

You.

You were drunk as fuck last night

and you told me everything.

See, I like me some hustlers, okay?

They keep my business thriving.

How about this?

Got a great idea,

'cause I like to gamble and I like to play games too.

How about we putt for your marker?

Okay, I sink this,

you pay me in 24 hours,

and if you sink it, you're debt free.

How's that sound?

Sure.

Great.

I love games.

Ball.

This could be your lucky day.

Can't win 'em all, right?

You're up, tiger.

Go.

Let's see that magic swing.

- Yeah! - Ooh.

- What the hell was that? - That was an incredible

motherfucking shot.

It was a lucky shot.

Can't believe you didn't go pro.

Oh, you should've went pro.

Did you really think I was gonna let you walk away

from a 30 grand marker?

You are one stupid motherfucker.

You got 24 hours.

If I don't have my money then, my pro golf team

is gonna be swinging a few nine irons at you kneecaps.

You dig?

I dig.

Can I shoot him now, boss?

No.

Hey, Jimmy, deal me in.

Sure thing, boss.

Hey, Jimmy.

Deal me in.

Good, then we'll see you later Johnny no cash.

See you fuck face.

What you just say to me, huh?

Have a good day.

That's what I fucking thought you said.

Oh, fuck.

What the fuck is this?

Oh, damn she's fine.

Would you tap that?

Does a coyote defecate in the desert?

I don't know, I've never seen a coyote.

It's rhetorical.

Oh, yeah, rhetorical.

Man, what does a coyote shitting in the desert

have anything to do with her?

It doesn't.

Why bring it up?

Just forget it, would you?

I'm just saying, man,

if a coyote's going around shitting in the desert,

what does that have to do with that one?

Forget it.

You ruined the moment.

Man, the moment is fine.

I mean, we can get it in.

I don't know that we can get it done though,

but we could get it in.

Hey, Linc, you riding this weekend?

Yep, going down the coast with my boys.

Nice, I gotta get me a bike.

You don't even know how to ride.

Take a few lessons.

Well, it's not the same thing.

Man, I've basically been riding a bike my entire life.

It's different than a bicycle.

Is it not exactly the same?

How so?

Hi, guys.

- Oh, hey. - Hi.

Do you think you'd have my car ready by this afternoon?

Ah, for that,

you're gonna want to talk to our associate, the Linc.

Can you have my car ready this afternoon?

I have an important dinner to get to.

Let me see what I can do.

I'm working on a couple cars ahead of you.

If you do my car, I'll make it worth your while.

That's why I gotta get me a bike, man, right there.

Hey.

Where's Linc?

Sir.

Um...

Where's Linc?

- Who? - He's working hard, sir.

Don't fuck with me, boys.

Giving the customer the extra

service.

He's doing man's work, sir.