Silvio Santos Vem Aí!

Today is a joyful day.

Now it's time to celebrate

It's so nice to have your company

Silvio is on the air now

Good morning!

- Good morning! - That was weak!

Too weak, too weak. Didn't you all eat today?

- I did! - You ate? Did you sleep?

- Are you sleepy? - No!

Then I want to hear it again. Good morning!

Good morning!

Now it's too loud. There's no need to shout, I'm not deaf.

Go scream like that at your grandma's house.

SILVIO SANTOS IS COMING!

Come here, come here, come here!

Guys, I've never seen a pink elephant in my life,

but here we can do anything!

Let's give it up for Mousy over here! What a cute little mouse!

I already know why Ms. Owl is sad.

She is sad because no one is clapping for the owl!

Give it up for her!

Ms. Bee over here has a great quality: She has no sting.

She's a good little bee.

Let me see your hands for Ms. Bee!

The lion is the king of…

The jungle!

The lion is the king of…

The jungle!

Mr. Lion, let me tell you, on my show, I'm the king, ok?

Let me hear you roar!

This kitten is weak today, very weak.

- What animal are you? - A chicken!

You're a chicken? Then lay an egg.

Come on, chicken! Go over there, over there.

Now all the animals can go over there.

Because the baby race is about to begin!

What are the mommy and the baby's names?

I'm Fátima, and this is Miguel.

- And can Miguel talk already? - Only "Daddy", "Mommy" and "Gugu".

Gugu? No! Wait, wait.

If he can say "Gugu", he'll have to say "Silvio".

Come here, Miguel, come here.

Say "Silvio".

Say "I'm a cute little thing".

- Does this image work? - To begin with, I think so.

Look, can we turn this image into a newspaper photo?

Great pizza! Did you try it?

- I don't eat cheese. - It's so good!

Guys! Pay attention, I'm talking here.

Can we put a car behind it, some people around it?

Why don't we actually start the campaign?

Then we would have a real photo.

No, Marília. Silvio is not officially campaigning.

We could photograph the screen, crop the image,

we can change the background, I don't know, make a montage.

Carlinhos, my man, that's it! Do that, yeah? Let's go!

Raul, is Silvio a candidate or not?

We'll only know after Tuesday, if the Electoral Court approves it.

If? Sounds promising.

It's just an expression. Pass it around. The Court will approve it, okay?

Get it in your head, Silvio is a candidate. That's it.

That's crazy. The election is in 15 days.

It's in 17 days.

I don't get why a billionaire would bother being president.

Why doesn't he retire and enjoy this money in the Caribbean?

Flávio, when I become a billionaire, I'll answer you. For now, let's work.

But aren't Collor and Lula far ahead?

Well, they are, Marília. But they also have a high rejection rate.

They're both attacking each other, ruining their image these past months.

Guys, pay attention, the time is now.

That's what Silvio saw, an opportunity.

Who am I to argue with Silvio Santos?

All electoral polls show him going to the runoff.

He's even ahead of Collor in Alagoas, to give you an idea.

That's no guarantee, Raul.

"It doesn't mean anything". Help me out, Marília!

We have a candidate who sells by himself. He's on TV, he has no rejection.

Let's take this chance to run a campaign unlike anything we've ever done.

It's a blitzkrieg!

The fastest, cheapest, and most successful in the history of Brazilian politics.

Write it down: Silvio Santos will be the next president of Brazil.

Raul, one question.

- Shoot. - Which baby won the race?

- You're kidding me. - What? I got curious.

Marília, come here.

Is everything okay, Raul?

- Do I look okay? - No.

Did I at least disguise it well?

Also no.

God, I hope I don't regret taking this campaign.

It's a political campaign, you will regret it.

- No, but this is the last one. - You always say that.

I couldn't say no. Think about it!

I know politics sucks,

but this is the country's first presidential election in 30 years.

And we have in our hands the richest and most popular candidate in Brazil.

Then I ask you. Wouldn't you take it?

- I would take it. - See?

Now we have to elect Silvio Santos. We have no choice.

And I need you to take care of this.

- Wait. You want me to take care of him? - Exactly.

No, Raul. No. Choose someone else.

Wait, Marília! Who else? Weren't you at the meeting?

There is no one else. Only you.

What exactly do you need me to do?

I need you full time on the campaign.

I want you thinking, writing, breathing Silvio Santos 24 hours a day for 15 days.

No. No, Raul.

- Why not? - Because I'm not a fan of Silvio.

I mean, I was when I was a kid. I don't know, everyone was.

But nowadays I think he's tacky. His show is pointless.

I know what you think of him. That's precisely why I chose you. Okay?

I don't want a fan.

I want someone who can see the candidate's strengths and weaknesses.

That's it.

Can I count on you?

Great, that's what I wanted to hear.

I want you on Sunday, at SBT at 8 a.m., okay?

- Sunday? - That's it. Hello?

I'll pay overtime, I'm not crazy. Hello, Almeida, talk to me!

Are you insane?

On the 15th, after 29 years,

over 83 million Brazilians

will choose the next president of the republic in direct elections.

Today, we can proudly say that we are the third great democracy.

- I give the floor… - I don't give the floor! I do not! No!

I will not give the floor!

- Spawn of the dictatorship! - Not a chance! I don't give the floor!

Respect me! Unreasonable! You are unreasonable!

With each passing day,

the political violence practiced by my opponents increases.

When you go vote, don't forget how necessary this harmony is.

Silvio Santos, president of Brazil? What kind of joke is this?

Honey, help me! I already have to deal with my prejudice, I don't need yours too.

But a TV host running for president?

- Only in Brazil. - No, not only in Brazil.

- In the US, Ronald Reagan was president. - An actor is different from a TV host.

El Chavo del Ocho, for example.

If he ran for president, I would vote for him.

- Silvio Santos is just like El Chavo. - No, no, calm down.

I'm serious!

Okay, he's a very successful businessman, but he started at the bottom,

he was a street vendor.

So he's a self-made man.

And people love this. And he loves the people.

Are you saying this to convince me or to convince yourself?

- I have to convince 50 million people. - That's all?

In short,

you'll have to sell a man who works on a stage,

and spends all his time with an audience, forcing a smile saying:

"Come here, come over here!"

It's amazing how everyone thinks they can do a Silvio impression.

Be careful, Marília. They say he's a flirt.

Are you crazy? He's almost 60!

But I guess it doesn't mean much.

I read in a magazine that he hooked up

with one of those girls in swimsuits who work on his stage, you know?

You read that kind of magazine?

- I was at the dentist. - At the dentist?

There's always some magazines over there, some old editions.

Okay, but the magazine was wrong.

He is happily married and have six daughters.

- Really? I didn't know that. - Nobody knows.

That's why I'm here, to get something out of him.

Okay, but let's agree on something? If he hits on you, you talk to me, okay?

Stop being an idiot, Ricardo.

Hey, wait up! This is how you thank me for the ride?

You're an idiot that I love.

Good luck.

- Boss. - Yeah.

The agency's advisor is there.

But, Roque, I'll go on the air in 15 minutes.

And the election is in 15 days.

Thank you.

So it's true.

You actually fry steaks in your dressing room.

Is it so hard to believe that I fry my own steak?

Yeah, a little.

And why?

Because you're the richest man in Brazil. You can pay anyone to do it for you.

If I paid everyone to do things for me, I wouldn't be the richest man in Brazil.

- Would you like some… - Marília.

- Marília Dias. - Pleasure. Senor Abravanel.

Is that necessary?

It's safer. All good?

I don't know if Raul or Gadelha said anything about me,

but I'm here because I need to know all about your life, about you,

and especially all about what led you to run for president.

I've already talked about all of this.

But the people need to know you better.

Marília, no one knows me better than the people.

And there are a bunch of books written about me.

I read them all.

So, it's all there.

And your opponents read them too.

I'm pretty relaxed about that.

But you shouldn't be.

We're already getting in late, at the final stretch of the first round.

From now on, it's game on.

We just had elections for mayor and governor, and they were tense.