The first 200 lines.
What is it, lady?
I've been noticing you...
Are you surrounded by books.
DO you have an upcoming exam?
Yes, I wrote...
But I failed.
Why are you feeling sad about failing the exam?
You can give it another try.
No...
This exam comes once in a lifetime.
I've already taken the exam, but unfortunately, I didn't pass.
What dear?
You're saying it comes only once a lifetime, and you've already failed.
Why did you choose such a difficult subject?
What does that subject entail?
The subject is filled with madness and excitement,
unlike anything else on earth.
- Govardhan! Bye! - Bye!
Hey, Govardhan, be careful.
Hey, Govardhan, what's this?
Uncle, the stock hasn't run out, has it?
It has. They just started.
The government should start giving vegetables along with onions too.
The prices are beyond our capacity.
- Suvarna aunty... - Yes.
I asked for two ridge gourds on my way back from the office,
to make chutney, it was priced at Rs.130.
How can we afford that? We should stop preparing chutney it seems.
Govardhan...
Today, why didn't you come to buy milk packets?
I'm not getting enough butter in the packaged milk.
That's why I am getting milk directly from the diary.
Hey, Govi...
It's too sunny. You will get sunburns.
You go and sit there, and I'll stand in line for you.
No, thank you.
I'll stand in my place and you stand in yours.
- Uncle, I'll call you later. - Okay.
Get me good ones, preferably huge ones.
- Hello, mister... - Get some from there.
Hello, I'm speaking to you.
Are these Aadhar cards or playing cards? You brought so many cards.
Tell me the truth,
you are going to sell all these onions in the black market, aren't you?
What are you talking about, sir?
Do you have any idea how many onions a family uses in a week?
Black market it seems...
Guys, are you ready?
: We are ready, uncle.
- Sister-in-law... - Yes.
What's with this batter?
The kids asked for Dosas.
I got it, but why do you put so much batter?
I can understand your concern as their mother
but if you feed so much carbs to the children, they'll doze off in the class.
Move aside, I'll prepare...
: Uncle, no... no... no...
Shh!
: Oh no!
Firstly, you have to pour three dots,
at a distance from each other...
and then start making a shape by joining them.
That's it, healthy and crispy dosas are ready.
We must feed kids with concepts along with food, then they'll enjoy the food.
For Khushi baby, a circle.
For Honey dear, a rectangle.
Oh my God! The whole family has got the timing now.
Next concept...
Mom, listen to me. My teacher has asked me not to enter the class without new shoes.
Then don't go. Better, take a bottle and roam all around the town like your father.
Stop crying. If you don't, I'll have to slap you.
What's this, sister-in-law?
Why are you venting somebody else's anger on the kids?
If I don't direct my frustration to anyone, I might have my head exploded.
Hey, stop crying.
I'll get you new ones in the evening.
At what time of night did he come?
Don't know.
I waited until 1 am for him...
But he hadn't come by then.
He will change...
habits do not change immediately.
We have to give him some time.
You come, it's getting late for school.
Careful.
Window seat is mine. Window seat is mine.
Listen. Beware with your things! I don't want anything missing.
- Okay. - Study well. Careful.
- Bye, mummy... Okay. - Eat well.
What's up, Govardhan! Why is your sister-in-law so hyper today?
Is it about your drunkard brother?
I too heard a lot of noises from your room yesterday night.
Did I ask you about them?
Ew! Moron! It's my mistake that I spoke to you.
As if I was dying to speak to you...
It has become a habit to peep into others' lives.
Why are you flapping your shoulders?
Me? When did I do that?
Then what's this?
Flapping her shoulders to me.
- We will close it this week. - Good morning.
Good morning. I'll call you later.
You remember about the packaging industry?
We got all the approvals.
All our friends have invested their shares,
we are the only ones left.
Ask them to wait for three more days. I'll arrange it somehow.
Okay.
What are you drinking so early in the morning?
Coffee.
Good, you have tons of coffee with sugar in it every day.
How will your diabetics be under control?
You don't go running, you are not interested in gym,
nor will you do yoga asanas.
You are the elder of this family.
Our happiness lies in your happiness. Please understand.
Okay, I'm leaving for the office.
Hey...
Why do you do this every day?
To ward the evil eye off you.
Son, now please get married while I'm still alive.
How long will you carry the burden of your brothers' families?
You too should have a life for yourself.
It's easy for you to talk about all this.
The elders have not settled in their lives yet, let them settle first.
I will marry later as I still have a lot of time.
Moreover, both daughters-in-law of our house are, fortunately, good people.
Now we need to find such girl, right?
-But listen to me- -Stop...
I'll stab you if you bring differences among us.
Aren't my nieces and nephews like my own children?
Stay blessed!
And you'll always be.
Sexy girl!
"Let me, let me tell you about him, listen"
"He is a bit weak when it comes to family"
"He surrendered to the surname"
"He is a new window to the virtue"
"Hide and never mess with his people"
"Bones will break if he hits in anger, know it"
"When he plans budget, it is a shock"
"Project has to shake if he makes the plan"
"Learn every subject from him"
Hello... Rs 23 Petrol... come here.
- Good morning, bro. - Hey...
How many times should I tell you to not call me by that name?
Why are you shaking it so vigorously? There's only so much fuel for Rs.23.
Just wait and watch,
someday I'll come here with attitude and ask you for a full tank of fuel.
I'll be waiting here.
"I was born in Punarvasu hour"
"I am an ardent follower of Bhagwan Sri Ram"
- "I am different in my commitment." - What's up, Naresh?
Sir, why don't you use the lift...
instead of walking all the way up and stressing yourself?
Cardio, Naresh. Cardio!
We must push the Diabetes and BP as far as possible.
If we take lifts for granted,
smoke cigarettes for pleasure and have drinks for leisure,
our health will deteriorate very soon.
Keep practising, Naresh. Keep practising.
Good morning, sir.
- Sir, come here. - What is it?
Hold it up like this.
What's this Govardhan?
Hold it up.
I have designed a triple bedroom in the 600 sq/ft sanctioned for middle-class
and poor people under your government housing scheme.
A triple bedroom in 600 sq/ft?
How?
Hall is 330 sq/ft,
since the kitchen should be wide, I've left 120 sq/ft for that.
80 sq. ft for the kid's bedroom.
Then I have squeezed two bedrooms in the remaining 70 sq/ft.
Two bedrooms in 70 sq/ft... Won't it be too congested?
It would hold only one bed.
Bedrooms should accommodate only beds. What else do you want?
No. I mean there's no space to roam around.
But why do we have to go to the bedroom to roam around?
We have roads and parks for that purpose.
We must go to the bedroom to fulfil its purpose and get out once done. That's it.
Won't they reprimand us for making it too congested?
No chance.
The ones who are psychologically happy at this place...
would never complain about the size of the house,
because a man always feels ashamed to tell that he stays in a 1 BHK,
feels awkward to tell that he stays in a 2 BHK.
But feels proud to tell that he stays in a 3 BHK.
And he'll vote unapologetically to your government...
for being the cause of his pride.
Wow!
When will you send us the designs?
When will you pay us our advance?
Come to the office, we'll finish all the formalities.
- Thank you sir. - The project is yours.
- Good work. - Thank you, sir.
You will always make us feel proud.
Do you know how big an order this is for us?
Tell me, Govardhan. What do you want?
Your signature on this application.
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