Entourage

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Lights Out, it's Johnny Drama! What's up, man?

You see that? He recognized me.

$3 million for eight rounds! It's unreal. You gotta make a movie to make that much.

Are you crazy? Did you see that guy's face?

No amount of money's gonna get me in the ring.

$50,000, I'd let Klitschko beat the fuck out of me.

I'll beat the fuck out of you for free. What do you think?

I'm telling you, Klitschko don't hit that hard, man.

You kidding? The guy's Russian.

He's got that Mongolian Genghis Khan warrior blood in him.

I'd do three shots of Stoli and let him blast away.

You fucking dick.

You'd be a dead man.

Yeah, but I'd be flush. I tell you, I'd let that hit me for free...

- Fuck off, asshole. - It was him.

- Relax. - He didn't mean that.

- Hi, Vince. - Hi.

- How are you? - Good.

I'm Johnny.

Let's go to the bar.

- Let's see. What do you guys want? - Beer, baby.

What did you think of the seats?

- Amazing. - Two very slow white men.

I apologize. But goddamn, there was some blood.

- You liked the blood? - Loved it.

That was for you. If you see Rob Schneider, tell him you bought those seats.

What do you want to drink?

Listen. Three tequilas would be great, all right?

- Cheers! - Good for what ails you.

Yes!

- Jimmy! Jimmy Kimmel! - How you doing?

You know Vincent Chase, right?

- Yeah, how are you? - There you go.

- What's happening? - Big fan.

Thank you. I appreciate it. We should get you on the show.

- Yeah. I'd love to do it, anytime. - I'd love to have you.

Like tomorrow, we'd love to have you if we could.

I don't know, you're putting me on the spot.

I know you got the movie.

- You got a movie coming out Friday. - It can't hurt.

All right, fuck it. See you tomorrow.

- There you go, he's in! - All right. I'll call you, then?

- Absolutely. - Very good. Thanks, Ari.

Pleased to meet you. I can't. I don't drink. I'm sorry.

I do drink.

- Say hello to your brother for me, too. - Johnny?

Tell him I said hi. I haven't seen him in a long time.

- He's around here somewhere. - See you, Jimmy.

There you go. You're in.

So, I got this guy, Rufus.

He's got this company called Home Video Solutions.

He just installed this sweet little home system...

in my place on Mulholland.

State-of-the art everything. I could charge admission at this place.

- Really? - I'm not kidding you.

Here's the kicker: I mention Rufus' name in InStyle.

All he charges me for is installation.

- Fuck you! - No. Fuck you, seriously.

Rufus, that's how he does it.

He's a wild cat, Rufus. I got his card here somewhere.

I'd love that.

You still doing that thing with Wes?

Yeah. We're gonna start shooting in June.

Did you get anyone to play the part of the partner?

Yeah. Unfortunately, my brother's gonna do it.

He's costly.

If he falls out, you think of me, right?

Always. Always thinking of you, Johnny Drama.

- Thanks a lot, Luke. I appreciate it. - Call Rufus.

Vince, you gonna prepare anything for the show?

No. That would take all the fun out of just winging it.

The guy's gonna ask you a lot of questions.

Yeah, it's Jimmy Kimmel. Not 60 Minutes, bro.

All right, you'll see. You should have some stories ready.

Hey, ladies.

You got any stories I can tell on Jimmy Kimmel?

You know what? The night's still young.

The night is young.

- Taste this. - I am not tasting that, it stinks.

- What the fuck is it? - It's a new recipe.

Tofu spirulina scramble, it's delicious. Taste it.

It smells like dog shit scramble.

Eat your Froot Loops and shut up.

- What the fuck smells? - Open a window, Drama. Jesus Christ!

You know what? Kitchen's closed, fellas. Enjoy cold cereal.

- So, you want to talk about Kimmel? - Jimmy Kimmel?

- Vince is doing the show tonight. - Fuck Jimmy Kimmel.

- You're angrier than usual this morning. - Jimmy Kimmel's a prick.

Why? He said to say hello to you.

He's a phony prick.

He and I were running buddies back in the day.

That was before I got kicked off of Melrose Place.

The money ran dry. I lost my house. I had to move into that motel on Wilcox.

After that, that was it.

He dropped me like a bad habit. Never heard from the guy again.

I never heard that story.

Well, you know me. I don't like to advertise.

- Cancel on the prick, Vince. - He can't cancel.

- I can't cancel. - What are you gonna talk about, though?

E., it's a talk show. They ask you questions. You answer them.

"What's up?" "Not much." "How you feeling?" "Pretty good."

Don't forget about the time you tanked on Regis and Kelly.

That was a morning show. We pulled an all-nighter.

Plus, who could focus...

with hot-ass Kelly Ripa up there interrogating you?

- So, what's really bothering you, E? - What?

Are you really concerned about me, or is this maybe a Kristen issue?

- Yep. - Don't tell me Kristen's back in the game.

Fuck off. She's picking up her shit later today. That's all.

I offered to help him box it up and send it off.

But he didn't want that.

Throw her shit in the garbage and change your number.

Yeah. She comes down here, you're out of commission for two weeks.

I can't have that.

Broken up and still pussy-whipped. That's just sad.

These guys are right. You lose control around that girl.

You guys don't know dick. You never had a relationship.

You never ended one. The only person you've ever loved is yourself.

What's not to love?

Look, breaking up is painful. That's why I never do it.

Why hurt someone when you can just let it drag on forever?

Come on. You must've broken up with someone.

- No, Johnny. Nobody. - Bullshit!

What about Becky Serrano in junior high? I remember, she was crying by the lockers.

I never broke up with Becky. I liked her too much for that.

No, you just started banging Meredith Tierney at the same time.

Yeah. I liked her, too.

I don't know how you get away with this shit. Lucky guy.

Vince, I was talking to Luke Wilson last night.

He's got this phat home theater. I think we should make a play for one.

- You couldn't call me? - It happened last night.

There's a right way to do things and a wrong way to do things.

- And which one was this? - Don't make a plan without consulting me.

You don't circumvent the system. There are consequences.

Is he gonna get killed for going on Kimmel?

- You might get killed for being an asshole. - Shauna.

If you want to do Kimmel, come to me. I'm your publicist. That's what I'm here for.

I gave him the idea for The Man Show. He loves my ass.

- Come here with that neck. - Cut that shit out. Look, I'm serious.

You don't want to piss off Letterman or Leno.

- You don't want to piss off Shauna. - I think she's looks kind of sexy, pissed.

I am. But those guys are vindictive pricks. Here, try this on.

- I'm sorry, okay? Do you forgive me? - Have you ever even seen the show?

- What? Jimmy Kimmel? - Yeah.

I don't know. Maybe. What's the difference?

He's not asking me to watch it. He's asking to be on it.

I think he should go with Byblos.

If he decides later he doesn't like it, I'll take it.

Have to let the shoulders out a bit.

You should get a few suits to choose from, so you're not locked into one.

- He doesn't wear suits. - He does now.

He gets them for free, you cheap fuck.

- That's a keeper. - Nice.

Hello.

- You should get me on a talk show. I'd kill. - I'll get you on Springer.

Fat, little horny fucks, and the women that despise them.

What are you laughing at?

Maybe I'll get you on Montel with Don Swayze...

Joey Travolta and the other retarded star siblings.

- That's funny. - Kimmel's girl just called.

- They're calling back in an hour. - You're gonna have to do that, E.

It's gonna get my head screwed up. I gotta keep my spontaneity.

Fuck spontaneity. Well-dressed, well-prepared.

That's what makes you a star.

You wanna write that down for me in case I forget?

Yeah. Try this one on, all right?

Yeah, that could be funny.

The script pages got all switched. The director got confused.

- Everybody really laughed about it. - Boring.

Then they fixed it. Yeah, I guess you had to be there.

What else?

Tell him about that stoned-out craft service girl who blew me after lunch.

- Why don't you stop it, Drama? - I'm trying to help.

You're embarrassing me.

I was on Arsenio. It never aired. 'Cause he got cancelled, but I was good.

Let's see. Here's something. I got one.

Vince went to the High School of Performing Arts where they shot Fame.

But he never saw the movie or the TV Show. I always found that kind of funny.

Maybe not funny, but ironic at least. I don't know.

Hold on a second.

You want to do this? This is your interview.

I've never done this before. I don't know what to say.

You're doing a good job.

Yeah. Vince actually... He's not available right now.

I'll talk to him and see if we can come up with something.

I'll call you later, okay? Thank you.

Man, you're really bombing, bro. Maybe we should just cancel.

No. Don't even cancel.

Just don't show. That'll really fuck Kimmel.

You'd never cancel.

Why would I cancel when it's so much fun to watch him freak?

You're gonna freak. Sara Foster is also on the show tonight.

Shit. You serious?

- You're fucking dead! - Fuck you, baby!

Yo, Turtle!

I'm not walking.

Sara Foster? That chick is hot.

You think she'll bring other hotties with her?

- Why would she? - 'Cause hotties roll in packs, baby.