No Tail to Tell (오늘부터 인간입니다만)

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NO TAIL TO TELL

Hm…

Fortunately, you have no major injuries.

It's just some minor bruising.

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- This way! - Okay.

If this had landed just a bit off,

it could've been much worse.

You really were quite lucky.

Maybe it's because you were doing a good deed.

I guess Heaven was watching over you.

Right, yes.

But…

They say the universe has no compassion.

You never know if you'll be this lucky again.

Pardon?

I'm just saying you should be careful.

I see.

Thank you.

Doctor?

What…

- What are you doing? My gosh! -

I thought you were in here.

No, I'm just coming back from outside.

What? But that man just finished a checkup with you.

- Si-yeol! - Where are you going?

Si-yeol!

Si-yeol!

Where is Si-yeol?

You looking for me?

People will think I'm actually dead.

Why are you calling out for me like that? I'm right here.

I seriously thought you were dead.

Were you scared?

Eun-ho.

You told me to worry.

You said I should worry about you!

I'm really okay, I swear.

Since when do you actually listen to what I say?

If you had died, I would've killed you myself!

You take worrying to a whole new level.

Are you okay? Did you get hurt?

They said I was lucky. Just a small scratch here.

You really scared me.

You should've been right there with me when I woke up.

Man, that really hurts.

Where were you?

I was getting the test results.

We're both perfectly fine.

Really? That's a relief.

Let's go.

Where to?

Where do you think? Home.

EPISODE 7 THE REVENGE OF MEMORY

What's with the mood?

This is so awkward. Why is he so quiet?

Oh… it's just that

you had a leaf on your head.

I see.

Okay.

What the hell? What's wrong with me?

Why am I so self-conscious?

He's just a human kid, still wet behind the ears.

Did you always look like this?

What?

Watch where you're going.

- - What… was that for?

- There was this bike behind you... - Si-yeol!

You.

Don't walk so close to me anymore.

- Why? - Because…

Do I really have to spell it out?

Yes.

Well…

That's because…

Hey, check them out.

See? We're getting all these looks because of you.

Are you saying that's because of me?

Of course.

I feel bad that you ended up looking like that after saving me,

but you literally look like a beggar, minus the tin cup.

A beggar?

Hey, I almost died back there!

I'm saying that's how bad you look right now,

so don't walk so close to me.

That's not going to make any difference.

What?

I'm saying you don't look any better than I do.

Are you saying I look like that too?

I wasn't the only one in there. Obviously, you look just as bad as I do.

Oh no.

I barely have any clothes as it is.

I can't exactly walk around downtown in hiking gear either.

Given how things are,

let's go buy some clothes before we head home.

- - Really?

Sure.

We don't know how long we'll be stuck like this,

so you're going to need some clothes.

Right.

I was actually thinking about it anyway.

Then,

can I grab a few other things while we're there?

- Yeah, sure. - Great, let's go!

Do you even know how much all this would cost?

We got your wallet back.

Yeah, but still.

I'm not even sure about my financial situation.

You said you were buying. Why are you backing out now?

I meant a few basic T-shirts and some jeans.

- Not all this high-end stuff... - Once we're back, we'll both be rich.

Don't be cheap. Just swipe the card.

But…

This feels more like it. Why was I acting so weird?

He's just the same old Si-yeol.

Silk pajamas? At a time like this?

Just get a tracksuit you can wear to the store

and around the house.

Don't you know the importance of sleep quality?

What if I'm too tired to do anything right?

Don't you want your life back?

You're right. Sleep quality is very important.

Can't you just use cheap cucumber soap?

That smells good too.

- What? - Nothing.

Why am I even bothering?

You bought bath bombs when we don't even own a tub.

- Fine, buy all you want. -

There!

- A phone? - It's a pain not having one.

Mine's still stuck at Myohyangsan Mountain.

You don't even have anyone to call.

I'm going to be calling you.

Perfect. Let's get this one.

What? You want to buy this?

Why do we need such a giant TV for that tiny house?

I can't stand small screens.

Haven't you heard? The bigger the TV, the better.

How can a nine-tailed fox be so materialistic?

Like you said, who knows how long we'll be stuck like this?

Just swipe the card.

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Excuse me, sir. It says you have insufficient funds.

- See? I told you we're broke. -

Let's just get a refund for everything.

- - Hey. Wait!

Damn it.

Hey, are you crazy?

Unbelievable.

What? Did you say something?

Oh no. Look at that. The tag fell off.

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Hello.

HYEON WOO-SEOK SIGNING EVENT ONE MILLION COPIES SOLD

Thank you. You're so handsome.