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Don't let me forget to get butter.
All right, all right, get butter.
We've got a banana situation, babe.
I can tell.
Why do you eat so many bananas?
- No. - Yeah, you do.
I don't have a lot.
You have more, you have several a day.
I eat one with my oatmeal
and I sometimes just eat a side banana, I guess.
So you have two banana, two bananas a day?
Well, sometimes I split one of, like the one
that I put in the oatmeal.
I'll put some in your oatmeal and some in my oatmeal.
Between the two of us, we're eating a lot of bananas.
I can't keep up.
If we're only gonna go
to the grocery store once a week at the most.
I woke up in the woods this morning,
Just in
nowhere.
I'm gonna call Amy.
Ugh, so me and Derek are breaking up
and I, I know it's a long time coming.
And before you can even say you told me so,
I know you introduced us and I know you warned me anyway.
I know, I know, I know, I know, you think he's a dick.
He's a dick.
Oh, so you thought I'm a dick too.
Okay, no problem.
He's there?
- Yeah. - He's my boss.
I know.
Yeah, I'm your boss.
Can you just leave the room so we could talk?
So we started like cleaning
out the closets and stuff like that.
Just so much shit in my house, just so much shit here.
I'm, I don't know how I'm gonna get it all out.
I mean, how,
how would I accumulate all this shit over all these years?
I gotta go.
What?
Okay.
- I missed you, though. - I miss you.
- I'll call you tomorrow. - Yeah.
And when we get back to work, if we ever get back
to work, we gonna talk about this.
Can you just get out so we can talk?
What you want, I guess you want to talk about me?
Yes, get out.
No, it's a bedroom, okay.
It even has its own bathroom.
We have to pay the dog walkers, they poop.
Okay, well, we have to stop paying something
and we can sell the dogs, then we don't have to pay
the dog walkers, or
I don't know, if we could rent.
Rent?
What do we have to rent?
- Hi. - Hi.
You have a den for rent?
Actually, yeah, we do have a den for rent.
Den!
Hey, baby.
Are you comfortable?
We're gonna get through this.
Not much further.
No, no, no, no.
I miss us.
I miss communicating with you,
and I don't feel like I'm,
I don't feel like I'm living anymore.
I think this isn't,
this isn't our life, is it?
Oh my God, Raya.
I sent that scathing email about Jessica to Jessica.
- Amy- - By mistake.
Amy, I have to tell you something.
Amy. - Oh my god.
Amy, I need to tell you something important.
What?
I've been waking up in the woods.
Wait, what?
I, I go to sleep here in the house,
and then I just wake up some random place
in the wilderness and I...
Are you camping?
- No, not camping. - No, no.
It's cold there.
No, I'm not camping, I, I go to sleep in my bed.
I just keep waking up in the woods.
Like every night in the middle of nowhere.
I, I have no idea how I've gotten there
in different places.
Just one- Are you sleepwalking?
I guess, I don't know.
I don't know what's going on, I guess I'm sleepwalking.
I can't seem to stop, it just keeps happening.
Okay, okay, I, I'm coming up there.
No, no, I mean, I would,
I would love it if you could come up here,
but we can't risk it.
Paul's too fragile, and
How, how are you getting out?
I'm unlocking doors.
I'm having this whole experience
that I don't even remember, and...
I just think, I just think you,
you're under too much pressure doing all this by yourself.
It's too much, it's too much for you to
Is that Derek?
Yeah, we're still broken up.
We're just in a pause, so it's just...
I've gotta go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you stay, you go.
Can you just leave us alone for a second?
I'm just gonna go, I, I'm so tired.
But I'll, I'll call you tomorrow.
I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
You're not even, ugh...
Wait, does Paul like garlic in his mashed potatoes?
Yeah, a little bit.
- A little bit. - Just a little bit.
I know he's particular.
- No. - Like he doesn't like flavor.
Not my baby.
Particular?
Okay, sorry for the delay.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
You see?
No, I see that now
there's two people here with bad taste.
Look, if you really wanna talk about a real
annihilation- Oh, here we go.
We gonna talk about "The Road."
Now that's a total annihilation film.
- Dark. - My God,
he loves that movie. - Yeah, love it.
No, that was way too gross.
Right?
If we get to the point where we're eating
each other, I'm out.
I'm gonna eat Mason.
- Yeah, eating you next. - No.
But you know I'm not gonna live in a cave though.
We have a plan and- We do?
Yeah, yeah, we do.
We're gonna do the,
we're going to do the cabin in the mountains.
- We are? - Yes.
Oh, it's so ugly.
No, no, it's perfect.
Guys, it's the ugliest 1984 house you've ever seen.
It's just covered, every single wall has wallpaper
and it's all different like shells, flowers,
horizontal lines, vertical lines, all in the same room.
Hey, well, that's fantastic, man.
Now we have somewhere where we can all go.
Mm, well, hold on a second
before you start thinking about that.
You just can't show up.
Well, you have to bring things.
You have to, you have to have food.
Okay.
- Guns. - Guns?
What are you talking about?
What's going on?
I can flay a deer.
- Oh. - Oh.
She's on my team.
You're with me, what's your name?
- Hi. - Hey.
Hey, I'm sorry I was in a, a Zoom meeting.
- Are you? - No problem.
Did it happen again?
Yeah, I'm so tired.
I just think you're stressed, I think you're stressed out.
I mean, the world is stressed out, everybody's stressed out.
I don't know.
I think we all need to find normal.
I don't even know what normal is anymore, Ames.
I am, I'm so far away from normal.
You know what I think?
I think that's what it is.
I think you have to find your normal,
and that will stop the sleepwalking.
If you could find things to do that are normal for you,
to make you feel normal, like, I don't know.
When was the last time you put on real clothes or,
or put makeup on?
Or, or, or cooked?
You love to cook.
That's what you should to do.
You should put on some clothes, go to the store.
You should get some food and cook or, I don't know.
And roast a turkey or something.
I'm not gonna make a turkey for myself.
Okay, valid.
A, a chicken.
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