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Our sincerest condolences.

We'll take our leave.

Again, our deepest condolences.

Thank you, both.

Oh, wait.

Just stay there, okay? There's no need to escort us out.

I won't hold you up any longer.

Let's go there to "pagpag."

- Where? - There!

Come on! There!

- There. - Yeah.

- Here. - This will do.

What's important is we don't go straight home.

We'll have two cookies.

- Two cookies? - And two sodas.

Two sodas.

Kanor, are you done with homework?

Bring out two sodas.

Kanor, hurry up!

- Here you go. - Thank you.

Kanor, the sodas.

Here you go.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Dad, what's "pagpag"?

I heard it from those who came from Mang Efren's wake,

and they come here.

"Pagpag" is done after visiting a wake.

They go someplace first before heading home.

They do it, so the soul of the dead won't follow them home.

It's just like shaking off dust.

Come on! Let's sit over there.

Take care.

I hope more people will come to our store to shake spirits off,

so we'll get more sales.

When I'm older,

I'll put up an even bigger store near a funeral home.

It will be the go-to place for those who will "pagpag."

Let's get inside. You're getting ahead of yourself.

Come on.

Bro, why are we here?

What are you planning to do here at Mang Ano's?

What Mang Ano?

I told you we will rob Mang Kanor's store.

Mang Anor!

Mang Kanor!

Mang Kano!

Mang Kanor!

Mang Kanor.

Look! Mang Kanor!

Yeah, Mang Kanor.

Listen carefully.

We'll enter through the side of the store.

That will be our access to get inside.

But we don't have a key.

A key?

Okay, let's enter through the side of the store, find the key,

come out again, then enter via the main door.

Awesome. You're amazing, bro.

- You idiot. - Why?

We'll enter through the side because we don't need a key.

Okay, I get it now. Why are you mad?

The plan is so clear, but you're making it complicated.

If you want, handle it yourself.

No. I'll follow your lead.

The thing is if we get caught, we'll end up in jail.

Wake-goers shake off spirits there, so it could be haunted.

What? And you believe that?

That's just what the owner says, so thieves won't target his store.

This dude...

- So it turns out Mang Ano is crazy. - Yes, he is.

Okay. You're sure about this?

"By the seaside"?

- What seaside? - Are you "shore"?

Yes. You're so cheesy.

You know?

Don't be scared, okay?

Bro,

whatever is there, we can handle it.

We got this, bro.

- You're right. - I'm right, aren't I?

- We can do it. - Yeah!

Hey!

What is it?

What is it?

Why are you looking at me like that? Let's go inside.

Get up here! Okay.

Go up. Higher!

Climb higher.

- Higher! - I'm doing that.

- Damn it! - I'm trying my best.

Your balls are in my face. Hurry!

I can't move properly.

- You stink! - Wait a sec!

We're almost there.

- I can't take it anymore. - Almost there!

Let's go.

Wait, I'll go there. You'll go here.

Have mercy!

- Wait. - Please don't.

It's Boying. Boying.

Look at me!

Boying, it's you.

Why are you wearing a mask?

Where's your mask?

- The one you handed me earlier? - Yeah.

We're supposed to... I thought it's for Halloween.

You idiot.

The plastic bag?

Who's plastic?

The plastic bag, you idiot!

- Right. Plastic bag. - Where we'll stash our loot.

- Here. - That's it.

Here you go.

All right. Let's start there.

- Let's go there. - Okay.

- Do you want spaghetti? - Just grab it.

You'll cook it, okay?

Milk.

Coffee! We need coffee.

Yes, grab some.

This tastes awful. What's this?

Coffee.

Tastes awful!

There.

What's this?

Ice cream.

Here...

- Bro. - What?

Mang Ano!

- It's Mang Ano! - What?

- Look! It's Mang Ano! - What?

It's Mang Ano!

- What? - Look over there!

This one?

Mang Ano?

You're so scared. Coward!

What's that?

It's nothing. It's just...

the wind.

Let's check the cash register.

It's Mang Kanor!

Is that really him? Why doesn't he have a key?

You're right.

Maybe he's also a thief.

- A thief? Let's call the police. - What?

- Why? - You fool. We're also thieves.

You're right.

Is he there?

- No. - No?

- Let me look. - Okay.

I can't see.

Hey!

- You're right. He's not there. - What the heck!

You two!

Once I find you, I'll chop you into pieces.

Boying!

- Gotcha! - Boying!

Let go of him!

Hey! Come on!

- Mitoy! - Help!

Boying, help me!

- Help! - Hold this first.

- It's too heavy! - Just hold it!

It's heavy!

Wait! Stay there!

Where are you going?

Please don't!

Hey!

Get out of the car!

Get out of the car! Hey!

Come here! Get out of the car!

Get out of the car!

Bro, check these girls out.

Why does no one seem to like you?

- Why? - Because you're short.

Compare your height to mine.

If you were my height...

- Pay me 40 pesos first. - 40 pesos?

- You owe me 40. - What?

- Pay me! - Why? You'll leave me for 40 bucks?

Okay, just pay me 20.

All right. I'll give you 20.

Pinky swear.

Hey!

- What were you doing in the bathroom? - Why should I tell you?

- I will report you. - Hey, wait!

Did I do something wrong?

- I don't know. - Get down.

- Why? - Here. Look.

Ouch!

Ouch!

- You're annoying! - Just kidding!

Why are you looking at us? Are you gay?

Do you want to fight?

- Do you want me to beat you up? - Chill, okay?

- We're just kidding. - What kind of joke is that?

- What? - Gay!

Sorry, bro!

I've been looking for you.

Brother is in the other chapel.