So Random!

Nurse, scalpel.

Scalpel.

- Gauze. - Gauze.

- A little more gauze. - Little more gauze.

- Forceps. - Tambourine.

A tambourine?

I said forceps. Nurse, what is going on?

Excuse me. That's not a toy.

Please don't do that. Stop, that's very loud.

You're gonna disturb the other patients.

Hey, whoa, okay, you know what?

That's not safe. People, we are in the middle of an operation.

Please stop doing... whoa whoa whoa.

You're not doctors. Did you scrub in?

Please please please. This is very unsanitary.

Little girl, visiting hours are over.

You're gonna have to leave. No, don't do that.

Please! You guys were in on this?

That's very bad. You're gonna get air bubbles in there.

Hey! Quit running around!

Please!

Ugh!

Clear!

Hey, when did you have time to learn all those moves?

No, oh, no. Excuse me.

Hey, where are you taking my patient?

You can't take him.

Whose idea was this, huh?

This is a terrible place for a flash mob!

Of "so random's!"...R edition

Actually looks kind of fun.

It is fun.

I should become a dancer. Forget being a doctor. This is great.

Give it up for the cast

Of "so random!"

Watch it!

- Ouch! - Watch it!

Ow ow ow!

- I was here first. - Okay, guys, I'm stuck.

- That's uncomfortable. - Great great, yeah.

We got so many new cast members we can't fit through the door.

I think it's sweet, Chad. Give us the chance to know each other better.

- I know you had rings for lunch. - Eww!

Can somebody please just use another door?

Now where's my Agent? This is not okay. One.

- Round two. - We'll try that again.

Give it up for the cast

Of "so random!"

I was here first.

Ow ow ow!

This is ridiculous. Seriously!

Can't breathe!

I can't move. I can't back out. We're stuck.

We've gotta a great show for you tonight.

The ready set is here!

I like them.

Everybody stick around

'cause we aren't going anywhere.

Hey, Becky, I heard we're gonna be in the same woodshop together.

It's gonna be great, huh?

The new guy thinks you're cute.

This is terrible!

Now Gary will find out I was...

Raised by beavers.

What'll I do, shauna? You know when I get near wood,

I just wanna eat it.

No guy wants a girl who was...

Raised by beavers.

- You'll be fine. - Oh!

Here he comes. Don't say anything about how I was...

You know.

Hey, Becky,

I'm having a really hard time with my birdhouse.

Think maybe you could tell me what I'm doing wrong?

Go on, Becky.

Gna your time.

Get it? Gnaw because...

See, I cut all the pieces.

But, oh boy, is it a mess.

- It looks delicious. - What?

I mean, suspiciously.

Like the makings of a great birdhouse.

- Could you go grab me the hammer? - Yeah.

I got the hammer.

Wow, how'd you do that so fast?

I have a power sander in my purse.

You know, I...

I knew there was something special about you, Becky.

You must have been raised by...

Excellent parents.

Mr. Seaton, watch out!

Help!

The wooden shelf collapsed and Mr. Seaton is trapped!

What are we gonna do? How are we gonna get him out?

We can't use a saw. It's too dangerous.

What should I do?

If I rescue Mr. Seaton, Gary will know my secret.

What would mom and dad say?

Mom, dad,

What if I ever have to choose between saving a life.

And revealing I was raised by beavers?

Mom and dad, you've never been more right.

I'm coming for you, Mr. Seaton.

- Be safe! - Becky!

You saved me.

Oh, it was nothing.

I even finished next semester's project.

Round of applause, class. Come on!

Becky, that was amazing.

Really, Gary? You're not disgusted that I was...

raised by beavers?

Disgusted? I think it's awesome.

I mean, hey, I was...

raised by donkeys.

Come on, let's go.

Man, you're stubborn.

Well, I was...

You know.

Coming up next on "so random!"

Today's story is "madeline online."

Happy Birthday, sweetheart.

We love you so much.

Thanks, mommy. Thanks, daddy.

Now who wants cake?

I do. I do.

I'm so excited.

The one day of the year you guys let me eat cake.

Not on our watch!

Happy Birthday, kid. Too much cake is not an option.

This has been...

And now get ready for a "so random!" storybook remix.

Today's story is.

"Madeline online."

"in a classroom in paris

That was covered in vines,

Lived one little girl who was always online.

Miss clavel was concerned."

Madeline, what you're doing is not right.

Status update.

Miss clavel is uptight.

That's not very nice what you wrote on your wall.

I don't see any problem at all.

And mind your own beeswax, Allison rose,

Or I will post pics of you picking your nose.

I've never done that.

I'm sweet, sweet as sugar.

"then when no one was looking,"

She wiped off her booger.

Madeline continued to post without care

About francois' 13 toes and babette's frizzy hair."

Oh!

And Pierre la dupar's breath certainly stinks.

Hey.

I'm only writing what everyone thinks.

Madeline, that's mean.

"said concerned miss clavel."

But I always end smiley face,

Heart, l.O.L.

"and even though Madeline could not have been cuter,

Miss clavel didn't buy it

And tried to take her computer.

Madeline clearly did not want to share."

I will never let go!

Hey, what's that, over there?

"Madeline was upset."

What shall I do?

"then she took out the smartphone she hid in her shoe.

In two straight lines, they walked through the school,

While Madeline blogged who was cool and not cool."

Even though we all wear the same hat, shorts and sweater,

You posted a poll about who wore it better?

Yes, I looked the best. You have no votes so far.

I even rank worse than Pierre la dupar?

The people have spoken.

- Hardy-har-har! - Ugh!

"miss clavel saw it was time for a chat."

I'm pulling the plug on you, cyberbrat.

Your Internet taunting is causing great woes.

Who ratted me out? Was it Allison rose?

"Madeline tried to say sorry,

But out of school she was thrown.

Miss clavel kept her laptop

And her 4g smartphone.

"Alone at her desk, she started to think."

Why am I still writing with pencils and ink?

"so she typed her first words."

Anyone want to chat?

"and got a reply in just three seconds flat.