Patrick (De Patrick)

- Patrick. - Patrick.

Honestly! I told you, put the suntan lotion in.

I can see it from here. Patrick.

- It's not in here. - It is.

- Patrick. - Hi, Patrick.

Patrick.

Hello, Patrick.

- Patrick. - Patrick.

Chantal, Bernard.

There you go.

- Well? - That's not good.

What have I got left? Eleven, twelve and twenty.

If I were you, I'd take eleven.

- Ok? - Ok.

It's nice.

Can you pass me some bread, son?

Thank you.

Patrick says one of his hammers is missing.

He probably left it somewhere, eh?

He says he didn't.

It can't have just vanished, can it?

Come on, let's go and see what Herman the windbag has to say.

Is it about that water again?

What do you think?

So, what's on the agenda? It's... the showers. Right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The last two showers at the back still aren't working.

Correction. The last shower does work but there is only cold water.

Yes, correction. That's true.

The last shower at the back does work but the water is cold.

- That is... - I'm just saying what's written here.

As chairman I'm obliged to adhere to the items on the agenda.

Too much water is being wasted. How often do I have to tell you?

That may be true. But how often have we been without water this summer?

Do I have to tell you how it works, Herman?

You need money.

There's enough money in the till, isn't there?

You always have things under control.

That's all gone on the generator and the lights here.

I think it'd be handy to have an overview of the admin, the bookkeeping.

I think there's too much thinking being done.

There isn't any money.

And no big jobs will be carried out, we'll just carry on as we are.

Is that clear?

Patrick?

Patrick?

Come on.

Thirty-five.

I thought we could maybe run a bath this evening.

- See you later. - See you later.

Goddammit, Patrick. You're so hot!

Sorry about Herman. He's really wound up.

Due to that business with the till and stuff.

- Nice chair. - Yeah.

I just need to oil it.

Here. It's apricot.

Hi. I'm looking for Dustin Apollo.

Nathalie?

Yes.

He's at 35.

We're here.

Thanks.

Hold on. I'll take you.

- You're naked. - Yes.

- Is it obligatory? - No, you can do whatever you want.

Sorry.

Thanks, thank you.

- Hello? - Patrick?

He's dead.

They're bringing me home.

- Oh, Patrick. - Mon.

- Are you ok, son? - Yes.

I heard he was taken to st Joseph's.

It's a good hospital.

- Yes. - Yes.

It can't be easy for you, running everything all by yourself now, eh?

Are you sure you're ok, son?

I've lost my hammer.

Ifthere's one thing I learned during all my years in the force,

it's that things don't just disappear.

Either someone took it or you mislaid it. But it didn't run off.

Use method and logic to find it.

Remember where you last left the hammer lying around.

Where? When? Who was there?

And, above all, don't let yourself be guided by your emotions. Never.

Because if you let your emotions guide you, you lose all objectivity.

Then you start looking in the wrong places, in the wrong direction.

Believe me. And that's not good.

- Oh, Patrick. Good morning, son. - Hello, Bert.

- Cup of coffee? - No, thank you. I've just had some.

How's the old man doing? Is he chasing the nurses around yet?

- Eh? - He's dead.

- What did you say? - I came to see if I left my hammer here.

What?

I came to see if I left my hammer here.

I don't know... Uh, Patrick, go and take a look.

I thought I may have left it behind when I made that built-in cupboard.

Rudy. Goddammit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.

I can't believe it.

I didn't find it.

Patrick.

Patrick.

My condolences, Patrick. To you and your mother and...

Sabrina can't believe it. I keep telling her it's true.

- But... she doesn't believe me. - Patrick.

Patrick?

Patrick?

I've lost my hammer.

Patrick.

There's a quarrel going on at number 35.

Oh, Patrick.

Patrick, I know the area of each pitch can change every year, as can the boundary,

but the party in question has to be informed before the end of April.

- You have to communicate, pal. - Yeah.

- I'm not exactly sure what you mean. - Which number is this here? Eh?

- 35. - 35.35.

Patrick, you know Michael likes us to put him there.

Besides, how long have we been asking you to keep 36 free? Eh?

Yeah...

Maybe I wrote it down wrongly or something.

Wrote it down wrongly, Patrick? For god's sake.

She'll just have to... You'll just have to move your tent.

- It's as simple as that. - No. I'm not moving it...

Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Joséee. Joséee, wilfried.

Take it easy.

I don't need to tell you we're all stressed out, eh?

After what happened to Rudy.

Patrick already has enough to deal with, ok?

I suggest that we give the young couple Helga's caravan in compensation.

She died last year. What do you reckon?

Thank you very much.

How are you doing?

We're all really upset about Rudy's death.

Really upset.

Liliane too... she is.

If you need anything, Patrick, then... eh?

I no longer sell your hammer, Patrick.

I've changed supplier and they no longer do this brand.

I've got lots of others. Steel ones, titanium ones, everything you could want.

I know saying this isn't good for business but...

It's true it's not the same.

Ok, seeing as it's you.

I'll call Brussels.

Hello, géeroome?

Yes. Tell me, the teigler 5-23d hammer series, do you still do them?

Yes, please. Go ahead.

He's going to look in the catalogue.

Yes.

If he hasn't got any, then that's it.

Yes, go ahead. Yes.

Yeah?

Oh, right.

Yes, ok. Yeah, yeah.

Yes.

Yes. Pen'ect. Yes. Thank you. Have a good day. Right.

They stopped making that model six years ago.

It's no longer in the catalogue.

I'm sorry. I would have liked to have been able to tell you differently.

But there you are.

You're thinking that a lovely series of twelve with a new hammer among them

isn't right. I know, I thought the same thing, Patrick.

I said to myself he may as well buy a whole new set.

Go on, try it. Go on.

It will never be the same, of course.

Take it, try it out a bit. Take it home for a week or two and...

8 pm. - Big lake I know where your hammer is!

Patrick.

Where is my hammer?

- I didn't put my name on that note. - Where's my hammer, wilfried?

I can put my caravan here for free for two whole summers.

One summer.

And 35 and 36 are always for me, no exception.

Where is my hammer?

- Wilfried. Patrick. - Henk.

Uh, come in, Patrick.

I don't know how to put it, Patrick.

I wanted to make a little table for the TV and I've got my own tools, of course,

but I thought, with the long bolts, I thought...

Patrick's hammer would be ideal and then I took it.

Sorry, Patrick.

I apologise.

Where is it now?

I was using it. I went for a coffee.

It was lying there on the table.

And when I got back it wasn't there anymore.

I will make it up to you, Patrick.

I promise I will.

Honestly.

They stopped making that series six years ago.

Tell me what you want, Patrick. Anything, I'll do it.

I just hope our relationship won't...

Oh, hi, Patrick. What a nice surprise. Want to stay to dinner? There's plenty.

Sabrina. I borrowed Patrick's hammer without asking.

Did you?

- And now I've lost it. - Typical.

It was there on the table.

Oh, the hammer on the table? I used it. I took it.

Dustin was putting a tent up and didn't have anything for the pegs

so I fetched the hammer.