Headless Hero (Phii hua khaat) (ผีหัวขาด)

Hey, what the hell is that?

Phuak, Meak, Koh, go!

So that we will start digging, now!

I'll make a love potion from the pregnant-dead.

Hey Muek, what's wrong with you?

Holding a big Buddha like that, how can you work, then?

Put it down first!

Oh Master, the south village graveyard is haunted by a lot of ghosts.

You have a big Buddha and you are still afraid?

Look at his neck.

He has also got 12 small ones.

Only 6, dumb ass!

You got a double vision or what?

What?

Leave him alone, Koh.

Are you having a knock on your back door?

Go! Go!

Go to shit now!

You shit that foul smell again.

So disgusting.

Go!

Then let Koh continue digging ahead.

I'm going to poo, Master.

Ok.

You are in the mood of shit, ha?

Can we both go home now?

You two are the ones who can dig.

Where are you going?

What?

Buddha please come and keep a lookout for me.

What's that?

I can't hold it any longer.

Help me.

Woah! Master!

Master, we found her!

What's wrong with you guys?

Damn it.

What are you screaming for?

Master!

Phuak, it's me.

What's the matter with you?

Hey, Muek go!

Go bring her up.

Go!

Why me?

It's so unfair.

I have to do everything!

Budhang, Dhummung, Sangkang, Artharanang.

Sathu.

Please Buddha, look after me.

Where is it?

You will see.

I will get a half bottle love potion.

Master, I help you even though I'm so afraid.

Oh it drips.

Don't! Back off!

I'll do it myself.

It's great.

Master, Master!

Look Master!

What's wrong?

It's a hand from a graveyard

Why is this happening?

I Swear.

Shit! I made a mistake, I use wrong chapter.

I cast a spell of resurrection of the dead.

Why are they here?

I'd manage it myself.

Here it's my power!

Hey, they are standing still.

They are not afraid at all.

I haven't cast a spell on them yet.

What the fuck are you throwing it for?

Master, then cast a spell.

Hurry!

Master, look!

Lots of them come.

Stop!

What's this?

I'm alone.

Help me, master!

Go to help him!

Go!

- Me? - Yeah.

You're boxer isn't it?

So why you afraid about ghost?

That's ghosts not a human, damn it.

Master, hurry up!

Master!

- Hurry up! - Don't shake me.

Light a match quick!

I can't read.

And where are the matchstick?

Here?

- Put your hand in here. - Where's it?

Stop shaking!

That's better.

Closer.

Is this close enough?

Put the love potion down before you spill it.

Back off!

Master, how's it?

Get up, hurry up!

The ghosts are coming!

A lots of it, quick!

Muak! Muak!

What? Master?

Hurry! Help me get an eel out.

Where is it?

Here!

It's hooking here!

Master, stay put.

Quick! It's going to bite my dick.

Hurry up! Muak!

- Master! - Hurry!

Master! Move a little!

Take it softly.

Stop! It's enough!

I think it's dead.

Hold on master.

Relax!

Don't be afraid.

It's just a small eel. I got it.

It's coming out now.

Just a small one.

An eel that fucks your Daddy is dead?

It's snake!

Master, ghosts are coming!

Opps, the snake bit me.

It has bitten my ass.

What do we do now?

It hurts.

Please help me.

Master, please suck the venom out of my ass.

Sucking your ass?

Come on, Master.

All right, bend down.

Master!

You have problem not that the dead are approaching.

Master, come on!

Don't pull down too far.

I'm embarrassed.

Hold it.

I won't die that easily, man.

Your ass looks greener than usual.

I ask you to help not to criticize my ass!

Come on!

You want me to look at your ass?

I did help you before.

Stand still.

What took you so long? I'm embarrassed.

Bend down. Come on! Bend down.

Don't scream.

Here, swallow it.

Oh! Your ass' smell is awful and fishy!

I think it's enough!

It's my ass not gumboil that you'd beat it like that.

Thanks!

Ouch!

Phuak! Bring me my potion.

Master!

Master! Help me.

Stop! Master!

Let's me do this!

Phuak, quick!

Does it work?

Dare you! Come here!

Are you crazy?

- Master! - What are you doing?

Will this scare them off?

Master!

Hey! Come on!

Come on!

Quick! Hurry up!

What are you guys doing here at this late?

It's the ghost!

Oops.

Father.

Why are you half naked like that?

And what's wrong with your mouth?

I have bad teeth, Father.

But his mouth's swollen because he sucked snake venom from my ass.

The snake venom has made my mouth swell up.

Are you sure?

Don't let it happen again.

Understand?

Yes, sir.

Is that right?

It's ok now.

You will see.

Ooi? Take this 5 Baht.

Hey!

Auntie!

Ooi!

What's wrong?

Why were you picked it up for what?

These are for sale, assholes, not freebies!

Arf! Arf!

What are you barking for?

You look like a dog and bark like one, too.