Tribhuvan Mishra CA Topper (त्रिभुवन मिश्रा - सीए टॉपर)

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- Ah! -

Motherfucker! You think you can screw around with other men's wives, huh?

Do you have any shame or not?

I'm going to break your balls, tonight, eh!

So this is what you are so confident about?

Get rid of this bloody snake. There's no need for a snake charmer.

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Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

- Come here! - Ah.

- - Don't think you'll get away.

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Look at that sexy waist!

She is so fucking hot!

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Why do they have these cheap songs? Filthy!

Shambhu! Shambhu, let's go and get popcorn.

At least the kids will be happy.

Shambhu! Shambhu!

What about my happiness? To hell with that?

Jijaji , why do you have to be so boring? Watch the song. It's mind-blowing!

What's so exciting about it, Shambhu?

The girl is just dancing and showing off her skin.

At least have some shame.

You've come here to watch a film with your jijaji , okay?

Jijaji also happens to be a man.

These film guys put in these songs just to entertain the men.

If Jijaji is requesting you, then go with him, no?

-You need to show him some respect. -

- Let's go! -Let's go.

- Papa, I want cheese popcorn. - And I want caramel.

-Okay. - Move aside. Please.

We bought tickets to watch the hero. Not the two of you.

Why are you getting so worked up? We've also bought a ticket.

You bought the ticket to watch this movie, right?

Or did you buy the entire theater? Shut your mouth and move aside.

-We won't move. -Come on!

Listen, Bhai Sahab , why are you getting so upset?

Let's just end the matter here. Please move, Bhai . Just end it.

-Yes, yes. It's okay. Come on. -Hey!

Come on, let's go, Bhai .

Why do you get so hot and bothered when you watch these film heroes, Bindi?

Because these heroes know how to make love.

In the movies, even after many years of marriage,

the heroes and heroines know how to spice up their lives.

"Spice up their lives"?

Bloody, is it a relationship or a recipe for tikka masala ?

"Spice up their lives"!

Tell me, what's the point of dancing around naked like this?

Fucking losers!

Move your damn hand. So clingy all the time!

Jhatka! Don't drink it, you fool!

Raja Bhai will beat you up, if he comes to know.

Hey, stop worrying, Lappu! Just chill , man!

When you know that you can't digest milk, why do you still drink so much?

Whenever I see anything made from milk, I just can't control myself!

And, fucker, stop freaking out over stupid things.

Why the hell should I freak out? You should be freaking out.

Why do you get so nervous when you look at women?

Just standing there like a statue.

I'm not used to being around women, right? What can I do?

-Sometimes I feel shy. -Hmm.

How much for the popcorn?

You don't know how to read? It's written there.

Plain for 50. Cheese and caramel for 80.

Give us the cheese, two.

And the other one, that caramel, two of that. Come on, quick.

No, no, no, no. Bhaiya , give us only the plain ones.

-You are overcharging us for the others. -We're being overcharged, anyway.

The movie doesn't matter, the popcorn does. We're treating the kids.

Why are you being stingy? Don't worry, I'll pay for this.

Why should you pay for it? They're my kids.

And there's no need to show off your money to me, Saale Sahab .

What are you looking at? The movie will get over. Give us the plain ones, three.

Such daytime robbery. My goodness!

Dhaincha, I missed the song because of you. You're having all the fun.

It's your turn now.

-Check it out, Lappu. -

She's so sexy, man. Hot like a tandoor!

Hmm.

Where is this Jhatka gone by the way?

He had some milk. He's taking a dump.

-That fucker just can't resist... -Shh.

Fucker!

Get out, motherfucker, come on. Get out before I fuck your happiness.

How can I get out before I'm done?

And, Bhaiya , why are you abusing?

Why shouldn't I, asshole? Fucker!

First of all, it's an emergency.

And what the fuck are you doing in there for so long?

Playing carom.

And I won't get out till the queen is in the pocket. Understood?

- -Motherfucker!

-You fucked now, asshole! Fucked? -

Are you fucked now, asshole?

-Fucked ? -

Ooh, Mummy, oh no! Please save me, mummy!

- - Shitty movie!

- But the heroine was hot! - And songs were killer!

Jhatka, don't drink so much milk.

You came quite close to shitting in your pants today.

Yes, yes, I won't drink again, Dhaincha Bhai .

-Come on, let's go. -Hmm.

-Had a good time, huh? -Hey.

Ah!

The movie's not over for you. Just shut up and turn around.

- Who are all of you? - So, Bhai Sahab ?

Huh?

Bhabhiji and you seem to be in quite a hurry to leave. Well?

Why?

You seemed to have booked tickets for some other show later tonight, is it?

Bhaiya , please make them sit.

-Sit down. Just sit down! -

I can't believe it, Bhai Sahab that both of you watched the whole movie

with your helmets on.

You thought you wouldn't be recognized?

But we caught you.

That's why I was wondering

why you made a plan to watch a movie with me.

So this was a work thing? Finish the job. Go ahead.

Women! Tell me, Bhai Sahab ,

you like fooling around with other men's wives, huh?

This is our personal matter, okay? We will sort it out at home.

And, and who the hell are you to lecture us like this?

Bhabhiji , you've misunderstood me.

We are only doing this because our client hired us for this job.

Huh?

The deal was to catch you red-handed and then thrash you.

The thing is

once we accept the contract,

we make sure that we deliver. You understand?

So, Bhai Sahab , what was the plan for tonight?

There was no plan as such, Bhaiyaji .

Just watch the film, then go for dinner and...

And?

And a little hanky-panky. No other plans.

My husband hired you for this, right?

-I will speak to him myself, okay? -We were not hired by your husband.

Do you think that only men get angry about being cheated on, huh?

- -Raja Bhai, Raja Bhai, the sun has set.

-You're sure? We don't have even a minute? -Sunset was at 6:23.

Damn it!

You all will have to do it.

-Lappu, make a video. Proof for client. -No, no!

-Don't make a video. -No video, please.

-Shut up. -

What did I say? Shh!!

- -Attack.