The Candy Store

So, I was at the car wash

about two days, tryna get my little hustle on together.

Becky's trying to kick me out once again

'cause I ain't got no money.

What you got in this bottle, bruh?

Nigga, I ain't got a slug.

You ain't never got shit.

Man, bullshit.

How you think we got the last bottle?

I washed all them cars in the sunny sun by myself,

sweating and everything, man.

You ain't even helped me.

Damn, you right.

Shit.

You need to slide through

one of these windows or something.

Shit, let's hit this gangway right here.

What's up with this gangway?

Hold on.

That's the candy store?

Ain't it?

You think that bitch got some money in here.

Man, this Miss. Lucille man,

that bitch been selling candy up in there for centuries.

I know she got some money up in there.

Bags of change.

We gonna carry all them goddamn

bags of change. - Man, bags of change,

pennies, she got 'em in there man, she got 'em in there.

Let's go up in there man, see what she got.

Come on.

Hey, did you shit yourself?

Hell no.

It's this house.

Foul as hell.

Oh man, I found me today,

I got me some jewelry,

a watch, bracelet, a ring.

I gonna get that ring to my wife.

All this.

What the fuck is that?

Who is that?

That don't even look like a Miss. Lucille.

I don't know.

Nigga, who the fuck is that?

I don't know.

That don't look like no Miss. Lucille tough.

I don't know who that is.

Hey homeboy.

This our lick.

What up, shorty?

Shit, tired as hell.

My alarm didn't go off.

You want some of these nachos?

Hell no.

I ate some of 'em last night.

And low key them, shits had my stomach fucked up.

Gave you the shits?

Hell yeah.

My shit still bubbling.

I ain't sitting next to your stinky booty ass today.

That shit dead.

Stop playing.

You just fucked my apatite up.

I don't even want these no more.

You ready for trials today?

You know that I'm gonna be

crossing everybody and they mama over.

I was at the park last night working on my jumper.

My bad, I ain't slide,

I was helping Rachel and her grandma with the kitchen.

You kiss her yet?

Kiss who, Rachel?

She like one of the guys.

You tweaking.

Yeah, I know how you is about her.

You know she like you, don't you?

Man.

Is you scared of something bro?

You keep playing, I'll take your girl.

Let me get one sweetie.

Hey handsome.

Gone put one of them woods in the air.

Baby, that meat ain't no good.

You know what to do with it.

Thank you.

Okay.

Now you all be safe out there?

You too.

Hey Miss. Lucille, Miss. Lucille.

Hey, what can I get you?

Can I get an Icy Cup?

I want nachos.

Me too.

Wait a minute, one at a time.

What can I help you with?

I want nachos with meat, cheese, no peppers.

Meat, cheese and no peppers.

And what can I get you?

I want the same thing.

Extra meat and blue cordial juice.

Cobs.

No cobs.

I said it first.

Your hands dirty as hell.

Wait until we get outside and I'll give you some.

All right.

Make sure you gimme some meat.

Make sure it's a lot.

You gonna get what I give you.

No cobs.

Damn bro, lemme get some bro.

Hell no, I called no cobs.

I ain't ate shit all day.

This finna be my dinner.

My OG don't ever cook.

Miss. Lucille, how much is this?

The one in your hand

or the one you just put in your pocket?

This nigga stealing.

Bro!

Watch your mouth.

I tell you what, get out.

Okay Miss. Lucille.

Tre.

You come back.

Sorry for stealing.

Please don't call the police.

I'll do anything.

Police?

Baby, ain't nobody calling the police.

But what you going to do is take that garbage

out to the trash can then go look under the stairs

and get me that box and bring it back to me, okay?

Where do you want me to put this?

I want you to put it up there.

Get that chair and put it up there.

- Right here? - Yes.

Man, I'm tired as hell.

I ain't know practice was gonna be this long.

I bet it's dark as hell outside.

Hell yeah.

I'm tired as hell too shorty.

You think we made the team?

You know we made the team and we starting.

You think so?

I know so.

Plus coach like my OG anyway.

He be trying to get on that but I ain't going.

Your OG is fucking hot twin.

Hey, hey watch your mouth man.

Damn, chill the fuck out bro.

Nah, I'm just playing.

But I am young Tank Davis, stop tweaking.

Shit, all right.

Damn.

I gotta get some new shoes be for the season start.

These joints are busted.

Them joints is busted.

Hell yeah.

How you gonna get some new ones?

I don't even know.

You know them blue and black 12s I got?

Yeah.

You can have 'em.

For real?

Yeah, I don't wear them anyway.

And plus I'm getting a red and black sixes for my birthday.

Damn.

Those my favorite.

Bro.

Hold on though.

You're trying to cut through the alley

so we don't gotta walk all the way around?

Hell nah.

Bro, I walk through all the time, we good.

Hell no, we not good twin.