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carly, come on!

ohhh... Ohhhhhh...

Ohhh... Ohhhhhh...

no.

How ya doin'?

I'm sick and dying!

Oh.

maybe I should take you to a doctor.

nooo.

Just open our door so I can go in there

And just be alone.

'kay.

Hey! Hey!

Hola.

hey, guys.

hi.

what is going on here?!

I'm cookin' steaks.

playin' video games.

I'm in a kiddie pool!

gibbehhhh.

How long have you guys been hanging in our apartment?!

uh, how long have you guys been on vacation?

eight days.

'bout eight days.

ohhhh... Ohhhh...

she okay?

no. She's like dying.

ohhhhhh.

gib, help her up.

kay-kay.

ohhhh... Ohhhh...

man, she looks sicky-sick.

yeah. She's got jungle worms.

oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my--oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

well, what are jungle worms?

they're like these scuzzy little parasites

That set up camp in your guts.

ohhhhhh...

aah.

oh.

how do you know about jungle worms?

my mom got 'em from usin'

Some foreign guy's toothbrush.

so what are the symptoms?

uhhh... Dry mouth...

I'm so thirsty...

chills...

can someone cover me with a blanket?

moaning...

ohhhhh...

groaning...

ohhhhh...

and a lot of, y'know...

Uh...

Vomiting.

poor kid.

yeah.

One of us should probably get in there and help her.

hey these steaks are ready.

I want one! carne!

mmmm. Feed me.

in 5, 4, 3, 2...

I know,you see.

Somehow the world will change for me and be so wonderful.

Live life,breathe air.

I know somehow we gonna get there

And feel so wonderful.

It's all for real.

I'm telling you just how I feel.

So wake up the members of my nation.

It's your time to be.

There's no chance unless you take one.

and the time to see the brighter side of every situation.

Somethings are meant to be.

So give you best and leave the rest to me.

Leave it all to me.

Leave it all to me.

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oh yeah...

Oh yeah...

Yes...

after this will you massage my feet?

no, gross.

C'mon, work the heel.

Rub it like a man.

tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

so, am I better?

Are my jungle worms gone?

yeah, I'd say

You're pretty much over it.

But you still could be contagious,

So don't go kissing any boys.

yeah, no problem --

I don't have a boyfriend.

I didn't think so.

Well, I'll be in my apartment upstairs

If you need anything else.

hey, doc...

I got this weird-lookin' bump growin' outta my neck.

that's your head.

no, I meant a bump

That could be a problem

If it's not...

oh, hey, guys --

Guess what I got!

a woman?

a real job?

a friend your own age?

no!

Shhheck it out...

I just found this at the junkyard!

Amongst the junk!

what is that -- a motorcycle?

mm-hmm.

A motorcy...

What about this looks like a motorcycle?!

do you see wheels?

a motor?

anything motorcycle related?

look. I'm just a kid --

I'm not a "Wizard".

get in between the toes.

oh.

Is that some kind of exercise machine?

uh, thee best exercise machine ever made!

It's called the omni-flex.

what are you gonna do with it?

fix it up and use it.

like, to get in shape?

I'm already "In shape."

yeah, the shape of a tall marshmallow.

uhhh...

Look at these toned abs.

what's that In your belly button?

there's nothing in my--

Whoa, popcorn.

okay, fellow icarly people.

Check out the email I just got from the manager

Of a certain british band known as one direction.

shut up.

one direction?!

oh my god, oh my god,

Oh my god...

read the email!

he says... "Dear freddie."

oh my god!

"In response to your email,

"My clients, one direction,

"Will be in the seattle area later this week..."

no way, real life?!

ssh. Let him finish!!!

"...And they would love

"To appear on icarly

And perform a song."

sounds good.

t-bo!

You cannot borrow my deodorant.

Just--

Hello lady.

hi. Are you, um...

...Spencer spay?

shay.

is that fudge on your face?

no, no.

Yes.

Uh, who are you?

justine.

I think they left this at my door by mistake.

oh... Well thanks.

no way, is that an omni-flex?

yeah! You wanna come in And look at it?!

sure!

Oh my gosh,

I used to work out on one of these.

really? 'cuz, uh... Y'know,

I'm a personal exercise trainer.

yeah?

You lookin' for new people to exercise?

yes.

cool.

Could you do a workout tomorrow, 'round seven pm?

seven is perfect.

'kay. Well, bye.

no-ho-ho...

Bye to you.

Okay.

I love what you've done for me.

hey.

hey.

sam here yet?

no, she texted me from jail

And said she'd be a few minutes late.

sam's in jail?!

nah, she was just visiting her cousin, tanya.

Uh, nice water bottle holder.

don't make fun of it.

Spencer got this for me In texas.