Entourage

VEGAS BABY, VEGAS!

So they're just gonna give him 100 grand?

Cash, in a bag, that's correct.

Just to show up to a party?

Just to show up. You don't even have to smile, Vin.

- Only in America. - No, only in Vegas.

So what do you say, E? Should we go?

Well, seeing that you told the Hollywood Foreign Press

that the whole town is a bunch of dickheads,

I don't think anybody's gonna miss us.

So, what you're saying is, we should go.

Have I ever said no to Vegas?

Be like saying no to a blowjob.

What do you say, Johnny? Vegas?

Uh, love to, bro, but I'm shooting my pilot on the 30th.

- I gotta stay rested. - You're turning down Vegas, Drama?

I'm gonna be turning down a lot of things, Turtle,

now that I'm a working actor.

Better get used to it.

You know, Johnny, there are many different Vegases.

You could go and just spot.

Don't you have that masseuse you love over there?

Oh, yeah, Ken at the Hard Rock.

He's got hands of gold.

It's insane that you let a man rub your body.

No, what's insane is that you think a massage is sexual.

A real massage requires strong, manly hands,

which my boy Ken has got in spades.

After 24 hours with Ken,

I'm ready for work. Absolutely, bro, I'm in.

Nice. Let's do it.

- Who's gonna break the news to Ari? - Oh...

be happy to.

Vin, this is not the time to go to Vegas.

You've got a serious public image problem right now.

That's why I'm going, Ari.

Hoping by the time I get back, everyone will have forgotten about it.

Come on, Vinny, listen, we need to get you a job.

- You read any of those scripts? - I brought 'em with.

Thought you might read 'em to me.

- What do you mean? - I mean, we could use a chaperone.

- Help keep us out of trouble. - I'm not going to Vegas on a Wednesday.

- Come on, what else you got to do? - I have the theater

with the wife and her mother tonight.

Move over, I'm in.

Nice relaxing Wednesday may be just what I need.

Vegas, baby, Vegas!

I'm sorry, baby, you know I'd rather be

at "Menopause, The Musical" tonight than here, but I got kidnapped!

- It's true! - You see that, baby?

- Will you sign this? - I'm sorry, honey--

- Hello? Hello? - Is she mad?

She said she'd rather see me gagged and bound

like a real kidnappee, yeah, so I think so.

Oh, all right, here comes the apology.

Hey, baby.

I put $6 million into this company

and find out at the staff meeting that you're at the roulette table?

- Oh, hey, Babs, how are ya? - What the fuck are you doing, Ari?

I'm taking care of a high-priority client, that's what I'm doing.

You have 150 clients to keep happy, now.

Barbara--

You need to manage your time more efficiently.

- You're not my mother, Babs. - Fuck you, Ari.

See, my mother would never speak to me that way.

I hate women!

Not all women.

Who's got five?

Ready and waiting, bro.

What's this?

Tradition. When we were kids, we'd hit AC,

we'd put five bucks on red. We win, we knew it'd be a good weekend.

- What if you lose? - Vince never loses.

Five on red.

Come on!

Red 16.

- It's gonna be a good weekend. - Keep the change, bro.

Hey, Vinny, what do you say we go halves?

We'll do like a gambling partnership.

- Okay, Ari, you're on. - All right.

- Hey! Vinny Chase. - Seth.

- What's up, dude? - What's up?

You here for that thing at Body English tonight?

- Yeah. - Cool, yeah, me too. It should be fun.

I brought my whole crew out.

Definitely. You know Ari Gold, my agent?

Never met, big fan.

That's funny dude.

That pinky bought me a house in Malibu.

Malibu!

And I think you know E.

How you doing, Seth? Good to see you again.

How you doing, man?

How'd that thing work out for you at the hotel?

Like I said, it wasn't what it looked like.

Like I said, it never is.

So, how's Sloan, man?

She's still good, Seth.

Cool, hey, do me a favor. Tell her I said "what up," okay?

Yeah, I will. I'll tell her that.

- All right. See ya. - See ya.

- What's up, Seth? - Oh, Johnny Drama.

- How you doing, man? - Did you hear about my pilot?

- No! Congratulations! - Thanks, bro.

Good for you, man! You could use the work.

What the fuck is up with this guy?

Every time I see him, he asks me about Sloan

and he's got a shit-eating grin on his face.

Don't get all panicky, E.

Seriously, E, you'd be jealous if he said they were cousins.

- What does that mean? - It means you're a jealous guy.

- Always have been. - Bullshit.

Face it E, you're like Eric Roberts in "Star 80."

How would you know?

- I've heard stories. - Yeah? Name one example.

Andy Abetemarco, 10th grade.

You punched him in the head just because he got assigned

to be Audrey Polini's lab partner.

There's more to that story, Turtle, he stole her frog.

- Hey, you know they got married? - Really?

No, but see, you're still jealous.

- Whatever. - Whatever, exactly.

- I don't think Seth meant anything. - All right.

Nice room, Turtle.

Hey, boys, fruit's all green.

Whoa, easy with that, Ari.

It's from Body English.

Ah! 100k, Vince.

Nice.

Hey Vinny, who'd you have to fuck to get that?

No fucking, Ari. I just have to go to a party.

Not according to this itinerary.

Says you also gotta be at a pool event this afternoon

and then drinks with the contestants tonight.

Contestants?

Yeah, says you're judging a beauty contest.

- Queen of the Strip. - Sounds like a bonus.

Sounds like I don't know what you got us into as usual.

So far it all looks pretty good, doesn't it?

Yeah, we'll see about that. I'm gonna go check it out.

I'm comin' with you. Hey, Vinny, go win us some money.

God damn, I feel at ease.

I'm out.

You brought your own robe?

Why wouldn't I?

- Mind if we join you? - Sure.

- I'll take some chips, please. - All of it?

- Well, 10 is yours, do what you want. - Really?

Yeah, man. Commission. You earned it.

Thank you, Vince!

You-- You booked him into this?

- Turtle did. - Nice job managing.

This should be great for his image.

What are you doing?

I'm on vay-cay.

Getting a cocktail.

All right. What are we drinking?

- Johnny! - Hey, Ken!

- It's been a while. - How are ya, buddy?

Good to see ya. You look great. You look great.

I lost a couple pounds.

- Yeah, it shows. - Thanks.

What have you got there?

California almonds. I remember last time I was in town

you said you couldn't find a decent almond in the desert,

so I thought, well...

Wow. I can't believe you remembered.

That's really thoughtful.

I got an elephant's brain, Ken. I remember everything.

- You ready? - Yeah, let's do it,

I'm stressed like a motherfucker.

A little of that, a little of this, some of that...

All right, come on, baby! Come on!

Yes!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

He should just cancel this.

Definitely.

- He's up 2500. - Oh yeah?

That means I'm up 1250. Drinks are on me, E.

- One more for the road? - Definitely.

Oh Ken, you have not lost your touch.

All these compliments are gonna make me insecure.

Well don't be. You've got the gift.

- No doubt. - Thanks.

In fact, I'd like to lock you down for the rest of the day.

- Really? - Oh, yeah.

I'll double your rate.

'Cause I don't want these hands touching anyone but me.

Ooh...

Hit me.

- Sorry, sir. - Hey, you can't stay hot forever.

- Hit. - Ah, but Turtle can!

Hey, jerkoff, you signed him up

- to judge a stripper contest. - Really?

- Titties? - It's a stripper contest.

- Nice. - Vin, you should cancel.

- I agree. - Can't cancel.

Yeah, you can. You didn't sign anything.

- Just give the money back. - Money's gone, E.

- What are you talking about? - I hit a little cold streak.