Murderfest

All right, you dark web degenerates.

The tournament of terror returns

Murderfest

5 serial killers compete inside our 500 acre kill zone.

And you have a front row seat to all the chaos and carnage as each killer

wears a body cam, streaming live for your sadistic satisfaction.

We have stocked the kill zone with ten unsuspecting victims, while our

anonymous predators stalk and slash their way through this gruesome game

anonymous predators stalk and slash their way through this gruesome game for a one million dollar prize.

For a one million dollar prize.

Buy in early so you don't miss a moment of murder and mayham

and don't forget to place your bets in all of our categories including best

kill, first kill,

most kills.

And because we operate outside the oppressive legal regime, everything is

tax free.

And now competing in murderfest, thirteen, our killer contestants are Dee Monica,

she slays, and she prays to her dark lord.

Satan.

Dee Monica loves terrorizing innocent victims and spilling their blood to her

anti god.

All hail.

This holy hell spawn, the Canadian Cannibal.

This holy hell spawn, the Canadian Cannibal. He likes to put real teens in his poutines.

He likes to put real teens in his poutines.

This hoser loves spreading terror all across his home and native land and today

he's spreading that terror for you.

And don't worry if all that feasting on flesh makes him sick.

He has universal health care.

The Stalker, he is slashing more than just prices.

This slacker hacker

loves greeting patrons inside his local department store and welcoming them

straight to hell.

He's all about stocking shelves and raising hell

Chopsaw.

The chop never stops.

The chop never stops. He's the two time champion every one is buzzing about.

He's the two time champion every one is buzzing about.

By the time you hear his saw, your flesh is already in his blade.

Our three time winner and reigning champion Skidmark The Clown

that's not paint on his face when it comes to killing the most

victims inside the game.

This sadistic circus freak isn't clowning around.

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Die mother fucker! Fuck you!

Ahh!

She's mine!

You stupid cunt she's all mine!

Argh!

She's too fast!

She's gone!

Shit!

Ok, killers, we go live in three minutes.

Now, I know you guys have all had those bags in your head for a long time,

but we all know it is essential that you don't know who we are,

and that you don't know where we are.

All right?

You all know the Rules, right?

You kill the victims only.

There's no killing each other.

And for every kill, you get $50,000

Bucks.

Now, the one of you at the end who's got the most kills, gets a one million

dollar bonus.

And you also get a cut of the wagers too.

So don't forget.

They're betting on best kill.

So don't be afraid to get a little creative.

Make sure,

above all else, that you got your camera on all the time.

Now, give me

the screams.

Murderfest

Thirteen

Thirteen starts

starts

NOW!

Murderfest!

- Finally! - Okay!

Come on!

That's fucking crazy!

- Okay! - Okay - I'm in it now, I'm sold now!

I've been waiting for this for so long.

Cameras on at all times.

The people pay to see what you see.

And no matter what, keep your masks on.

And no matter what, keep your masks on. If somebody figures out who you are, they might be able to identify all of us

If somebody figures out who you are, they might be able to identify all of us

And we can't have that happen.

We're keeping an eye on everything.

But if there's any issues out there, let us know.

All the cell phone signals have been blocked, but we've got an encrypted WiFi

signal for the broadcast.

And remember, have fun out there.

Stalker, trying not to move around so fast.

It's too hard for the audience to watch.

Are you going, eh?

You can hold my sloppy seconds.

The only English word for the audience is "Murderfest"

You're so full of shit.

Oh, I was full of shit all right!

I was so constipated when we were at the resort,

like, I didn't trust the medication down there, right?

And the old lady hadn't packed any laxatives.

And

so I was getting a bit desperate.

So get back to fucking work!

So

I took a glass of tap water,

Come on any moron knows you don't drink the water down there.

Ah come on.

I was desperate.

I was in pain.

I had to do something to loosen things up.

Anyway, about an hour after I drunk it, the old lady comes up to me and says,

she's got a surprise for me.

So I figure, great, she's finally chugged back enough to tequila she's

willing to put out.

Hey Ken what the fuck man, let's 119

So as she says, no, no, no,

she has booked us on an adventure.

We are going to go bungee jumping.

I get for taking a job with a bunch of fucking rednecks.

I'll hooked into this harness and I'm think in a boy

are the safety standard here, as good as divin, down to the Titanic.

You know what's not safe, his job security if he doesn't pick this up.

So I'm heading down

I hit the bottom.

My ass explodes with crap.

There is shit fire hosing out

of there it's absolutely disgusting.

It's frickin everywhere.

It's frickin everywhere. And I bounce back up,

And I bounce back up,

and I think, well, that's over.

Oh, no, wait, there's more.

And every time I hit bottom there's shit com in out of my ass, white pants,

too, and it's thick and

it's green, and it's dripping all over me.

And some of it just drips into my mouth.

And I'm scream in,

and I swallow some.

So

Now I'm puking this stuff out of one end.

I got shit coming out of the other end.

And I bounce up and down a couple more times.

Fire ho sin this cramp, all the time, puke coming out of one end, shit out of

the other.

And they finally take mercy on me,

You know what's making me puke right now?

This guy standing around doing fuck all!

I got it, I got it.

Yeah you doing a pretty shitty job.

So finally they haul me in.

The old lady,

she doesn't talk to me the whole time she refuses to go, despite the fact that

it's been paid for.

She doesn't talk to me for the rest of the trip.

She doesn't touch me for the rest of the trip.

I became the laughing stock of the resort.

Yeah,

it was a pretty shitty vacation.

I'm going to tell you, this story sounds like fucking bullshit to me.

It's bullshit.

Wayne any idea why we've never cut wood down here before?

Some guy e-mailed me

He said he knew that we chopped wood, and we could come here and cut as much

as we wanted for free.

But we had to do it today.

Free?

Maybe you could take your wife on another one of those shitty vacations.

Get back to work.

We're not painting a fuck the dog

What the fuck? Who the fuck are you?

Jesus,

Are you off your meds or something?

You fucker!

Ahh!

Wayne!

Skidmark with the axe handle!

Oh yes - that's awesome!

That other guy is fucked!

But he better kill him soon

because the others are closing and really quick.

I hope Skidmark gets them all.

Look at hiim - he's the best!

You fucking asshole! Wayne! Wayne!

Ken don't just fucking stand there!

Holy fuck.

Well, folks, there's an early candidate for kill of the game.

How can you watch the shit?

He just killed somebody.

I don't think it's real.

I think it is real.

What if the police trace the stream?

You could go to jail?

No, it's encrypted.

I can't watch this

sick shit.

Hey asshole!