Storyjester (No Gogó do Paulinho)

Hello! Pretty bird!

Hello, Polly!

Grr!

Yeow!!!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaaaaah!

Ouch! Call an ambulance!!!

Foo!!!

Hey! This is out of your league!

This is for my dear lover, Nena Juju!

Yeah! The worm in my fishing hook!

The lid to my pen!

The deodorant to my armpit!

I've wronged her, y'know?

I've made a blunder...

she got upset with me!

Do you want to hear my story with Nena Juju?

No... no!

Ok then, since you insist...

I'll tell you my story with Nena, from the very beginning!

Everything started... on the most important day of my life!

The day I was born! Because if I hadn't been born,

I would have not been here today! Obviously!

My father was gasping when he arrived at the maternity ward!

Good evening! Good evening! My son has been born!

"Beautiful children!"

Aah! That's my boy!

Er... good evening, miss!

Good evening, sir!

I'm getting goosebumps! My son has been born!

I'm so happy! My adrenaline is not normal!

Where can I see my boy?

What's his name?

Paulino Gogo! Beautiful name, that I've chosen myself, with no help!

He's not here, sir. He must be upstairs.

Ahh... he's not here, is he?!

Alright, I'll go upstairs then!

Thank you very much, for everything, miss! Thank you!

Hey guys, where's the smile?! I'm going to be a father!

My son has been born! It looks like you're here to give blood!

When I come back down, we're all going to take a photo together, alright?

"Ugly children"?!

I hope he's healthy at least!

Good evening!

I'm here to visit my son...

Everybody suspects he has been born already!

What's his name?!

Paulino Gogo! I'd rather not talk about it.

He's not here, he must be upstairs!

Here, for you!

Take it!!!

"Very ugly children!

Heaven forbid, Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"

Ahh!

Er... good evening!

My friend's son has been born... and he's very sick...

so he... He's a very close friend

and I'm a good friend of his

and he asked me to come here and...

check how his son's doing!

Check it there! His name is Paulino Gogo!

He's not here!

My father in heaven!

Look, just out of curiosity, could you please inform me

how many floors there are in this maternity?

Grrr!

Don't bother! I'm scared to hear the answer!

Still, my parents brought me home!

But only after 6 orphanages had turned me down!

Cutey! Cutey! Cutey!

Grrr!

But I've never understood why!

I was so cute! A lovely child!

Practically a "Baby of the month"!

If there was a family who treated their son well, it was mine!

My parents were fabulous, y'know?

They gave me everything! A lovely house,

a cool and cozy bedroom...

My parents gave me a lot of pizza!

A whole lot! Pizza of every flavor!

Why pizza?!

It was the only thing they could slip under the door!

Grrrr!

But that didn't last long! Only 8 years!

Before I reached my teen years.

I'll never forget my father's face

when he saw me!

Or the smell he let off his backside.

After my father remembered my name

and allowed me to sit at the table, everything looked up!

He let me play the whole time!

In those days kids wouldn't play with tablets or cellphones.

But there were lots of fun and games!

Baseball without a ball... Dish 'n water...

Soap Bubble... And push and go toy car!

Hey, Anderson, it's getting good, isn't it?

Good?! Really bad, you mean!

Say what? C'mon, Anderson, I bring you to my house,

you feel comfortable, drink my beer,

come empty handed and on top of that you scold me!

And you, what are you lookin at? Never seen one, have you?

Nuh-hu!

This is a "cavaquinho"! It's no child's play!

May I try to play it?

Play it? Are you crazy?! Of course not!

Hold on! Let the kid play! Give my ears a break!

Anything is better than you!

Whoa, it's a joke! A joke!

Fine! Play it! Make a fool of yourself!!

Show us what you know! Go on! Show...

That was the very first time I ever held

a musical instrument!

I was under the impression that I had a knack for it.

But just a little bit.

I'm not bragging, nor exaggerating.

I was lucky. My father bucked up all my ideas

including quitting.

Do you see it? He's hopeless! He's hopeless, bro!

You've got to have the swing.

I've got the swing! Have you?

I've got the swing. And I'll tell you something:

you haven't got it and he's got a knack for it, yes!

Nah, he's helpless! Here's the deal, you beanpole!

Your brother's dirtied the whole house while eating corn.

Back to work, you go. Go sweeping, go sweeping!

Gee, that's not fair! He dirties up the house and I have to sweep it?!

Shush! Don't argue with me, just do as I say!

Hey, Pedro Gogo, let's do like this:

Tell me where you're going, I'll follow you sweeping.

I'll follow you sweeping... Sweeping! Holy cow!

Some time later my father gave up on music.

But that friend of his..

Carried on and became successful!

What a son of a bitch!

Our family was very poor! Poor as a church mouse!

So poor we didn't have a pot to piss in.

Anyhow! My childhood dream was to visit Disneyworld.

Daddy has always supported our dreams with great affection!

- Dad! It's today, isn't it? - What's the matter?!

You're going to take us to meet Nemo, Disney's little fish!

Nemo, is it? Yeah, Nemo, right? It's today!!!

- It's today! - It's today. It's today! It's today!!!

- Do you trust daddy? - Yes!

- I always pay my promises, don't I? - Yes!

Then, today is the day daddy will introduce you to... Nemo!

Yoo-hoo!!!

Nemo, this is Paulino Gogo. Paulino Gogo, Nemo!

And as you've already met each other, eat before it gets cold.

Why the long faces?

Daddy is joking with you!

Geez, they haven't even shot Nem yet.

Yay!

You've got to pay attention to daddy's jokes!

Can I say something? What about Mickey? Do you like him?

- Do you want to meet Mickey? - I do! Yeah!

- Do you like Mickey Mouse? - A lot!

- Who wants to see Mickey? - Me!!!

Look, Mickey Mouse...

Daddy never allowed

other people bullying us... Only him!

Damn... I'd even hug you now, you know?

And a kiss too?

Ahhh!!!

Hey...

I've heard you telling a story about being poor.

Yes, indeed.

Actually, I'm here just waiting for the bus,

'cause I want to meet my Nena Juju!

- Nena Juju... - Yep, Nena Ju...

Great Nena Juju!

Mm, Nena... Jellybean!

I don't get it, Nena Jellybean?

Have you met Nena Juju?

- Who? - You!

- Oh, no! No, No! - Show some respect, ok?

- Respect! - Alright!

I get emotional when I talk about this,

because... I still remember the day I met Nena Juju!

I was at school, quiet, minding my own.

And suddenly she appeared!

The mayo of my sandwich.

The cuticle of my nails.