The Kick Back

Am I talking about the Steel Toe Strangler?

Now see, my baby daddy couldn't afford

no shit like this, you hear me?

Shanika Jones reporting

live from W-HOOD

motherfucking TV.

I don't know what else y'all want me to say, but it's a fucking killer on the goddamn loose.

I don't know what else y'all want me to goddamn say or do.

Ya hear, because I can't protect the whole hood and ain't nobody protecting me.

Ain't no police got here yet.

Ain't nothing going on. Where the fuck everybody at?

Ain't no ambulance.

Ain't nobody even looking for the damn dead bodies.

But it's three of them.

I don't even know how many more left?

And who the fuck is that coming from over there?

Y'all better come the fuck on

And get the fuck up outta here...

Cute as fuck.

For these bitches at my house.

Yes.

What the fuck?

Calm your motherfucking self. The fuck is wrong with you?

Calm your motherfucking dramatic ass down

The hell is wrong with you?

You scared the shit outta me.

Man, I don't want to hear that shit.

You've been tweaking all day, now.

Told you about that shit.

Call Ed and them and tell them to bring some wings.

Fried, crispy, hot sauce, ranch and some peace.

And I'm on the back playing calla

Dramatic ass...

I told you what I was gonna do to you, now.

I'm gonna run on your ass.

Hey go ahead, though, man.

Told you!

Sweet about me. Sorry as hell.

Shut the fuck up, man.

You always talk about bullshit, man.

Play the fucking game.

Oh, hey, Eddie.

What's up, Kimmy?

Shit, what the fuck you got going?

Shut up, where's Mia? She's parking the car.

What the fuck you mean she's parking the car?

She'll be alright, she knows how to fucking drive.

You know what, get in here.

Yeah, whatever man.

Y'all niggas get on my nerves.

Hey, girl.

What's up, girl?

Why that nigga got you parking the car?

Now you see why I be cheating on his ass, okay?

Yes, you want some wine?

Alright, watch this, bitch.

I heard your motherfucking leg was fucked up,

but I didn't know your fingers were fucked up, too.

Damn, that is so fucked up.

You know he can't help it.

Man listen, he knows I'm fucking with him.

What the fuck you got on, though?

My Halloween costume for the Halloween party tomorrow.

Man, I don't want to hear that, sit down.

I don't want to hear that shit.

You take that shit too motherfucking far.

What you gonna be, a naughty school girl or something.

You don't like it?

I like it.

Thank you, Dwayne.

You know I gotta make a statement.

I'm gonna tell you how fucking lame that is.

Your turn, nigga.

What's up, Willie Bean?

What's up, baby?

What happened to the pizza and the wings?

You know me Mia fucked all that shit up, nigga.

I didn't want any of that, anyway.

Yo, Mia outside, parking the fucking car like my fucking chauffeur.

You had her parking the car?

You know how I do.

That's some shit I needed to hear.

I need to get rolled up in this motherfucker!

Look at you.

Go, nigga.

Man, I'm gonna dub on your ass.

Man, I've been beating this nigga.

Play the game. Shut up, nigga!

Shut up!

What is it?

Getting cold?

We playing cards.

We playing for money.

Go on back in now.

I'll be in in a minute.

She's trip pin, man.

Come on, man. Let's go in the house.

You sure? Yeah. Let's go.

Don't want to hear more fucking mouth.

She's been running her mouth all day.

Why the hell you calling me in? I told you I was playing cards.

It's cold outside and I wanted you to come inside anyways.

What the fuck you got on?

It's my Halloween costume for the Halloween party tomorrow.

There's a kidnaper out there?

I'm serious.

Nothing happened.

They already found three bodies.

And you know what they call him?

The Steel Toe Strangler.

Shut the fuck up.

The Steel Toe Strangler?

Trust me, if he kidnapping black motherfuckers where they're living and shit,

You know them niggas ain't living long, nigga.

And that's for damn sure. What the fuck you talking about?

This is serious.

I was just talking to Malik the other day about that shit.

Why motherfuckers coming up missing?

Man, cut that shit out, man. Ain't nobody

Man, that's some white people shit.

Ain't too many niggas coming up missing, nigga.

Man listen, white people, black people, Asian people,

Motherfuckers's kidneys is getting missing.

Man, fuck all that, man.

Y'all niggas be on time.

The party gonna start by then thirty, eleven.

And y'all need to be here on time.

And it's gonna be kick in.

Everyone's talking about it.

Mia, chill the fuck out.

Who the fuck is everybody?

Everybody, nigga. Who else?

Fuck out of here.

Come on, we gotta go. Let's get out of here.

Who the fuck is everybody?

Okay, girl, I'm gonna see you later.

All right?

I'll see you tomorrow. I'll see you.

Okay, cool.

Want me to drive?

Naw, baby. You good.

I got this shit. Don't worry about nothing.

What the fuck?

What's wrong?

Shit, I fuck in thought I saw somebody.

Fuck, you are trip pin. I don't see nothing. Don't worry about.

I'm fucking bugging out. Don't worry about it, I got this.

Let's go.

Good morning, baby.

What are you doing up so early?

I couldn't even sleep.

I tossed and turned all goddamn night.

Oh, I know. You kept waking me up.

Well, what I was trying to do...

Keep playing with me.

You're so crazy.

You know you can't be waking me up when I'm getting my beauty sleep.

Where's D?

That nigga's still in there asleep.

Typical.

Well, what time you getting the decorations?

Thinking about by 5:00.

Don't you think that's pushing it? 5 o'clock?

Hell no, that ain't pushing it.

My man, he don't get there til five.

So we're gonna work something out.

Your man? Yeah.

My partner, he going to straighten us out.

Oh my god, don't tell me you about to get some bootleg ass decorations.

It's gonna be good. My nigga, he'll hook us up.

Good morning, black people.

What y'all doing up so damn early?

Hey, D.

How you doing?

What's up, Milk Dud?

Man, what's going on? Y'all had the goddamn air on 64.

Man, I couldn't even get no sleep.

Throwing my ass off.

You know how we are.

We like to keep it cool in here.

Listen, I'm about to get myself together.

Because Mia is going to be picking me up later.

Yeah, and do not fuck up the decorations.

Yeah, we good, babe. I promise. We gonna get it.

OK, I'll see you later.

Bye, D.

Sup, man.

What's happening with you?

You're never gonna believe this.

This girl I was with last night.

Bad broad bit me straight on my ass.

Bit you on the ass?

Nasty, bro.

That's why I snuck in so late.

But y'all trying to freeze my ass off in here.

64 degrees, you know I got asthma.

I'm killing you, aren't I.

I can't do this shit, man.

You want to see it, man?

Man, hell no.