BAKA's Identity (愚か者の身分)

Someone, help! This guy's crazy!

Call the cops!

- Mamoru. Hey, Mamoru! - Yeah?

- Watch this. - What?

Watch me do it. Here goes!

- There it goes! - What the hell?

But Takuya…

- What the hell are you doing? - That's my line!

That's Comme des Garçons ! What are you gonna do?

Yeah, what are you going to do about it, Mamoru?

You go. Pick it up.

- You threw it! - You go, Mamoru.

It makes no sense.

- Hey, ouch! - Go.

- It makes no sense! - I'll watch.

I'll watch over you.

Get in! It's just the right season for it.

- This sucks. - You can do it!

How is it?

It sucks!

It stinks! What's this shit?

It's gross. What the hell…?

Shit, look at this!

Takuya! This scummy river has fish!

Good evening. What are you doing?

It's dangerous. Use the ladder.

It looks shallow,

- Responding to 911 call. - But it can get really deep.

Loiterer at Kanda River.

- More to the point, it's trespassing. - Over.

I'm sorry, officers. I was just getting my shirt.

- Take your business card. - Reporting back.

Loiterer secured at Kanda River.

Copy that.

What's wrong?

This is Kanda River…?

Sorry.

MAMORU KAKIZAKI

MARIA

- I LOVE CURRY IN SUMMER! - I SWEAT A LOT.

YUKA - AKANE - KURUMI - RIRIKA

- Hey. - Morning.

- Go ahead. - Thanks.

It's boiling hot.

- YOU SOUND SEXY, MARIA. - I'M HOT!

Hot? Are you a boomer?

Is it bad?

Yes. Give me that.

"I'm starving. I want to eat something."

"I want Korean BBQ! But I can't go on my own."

"You'll take me? Cool!" Got him!

LET'S MEET UP.

Say it aloud so you stay in character.

Hi, Kisara. Can you meet a client at 6 p.m.?

I've got something on!

What? You got something on at college?

You know I quit.

I'm meeting a "Papa".

A sugar daddy won't give you this much.

Okay… Send me the text history.

I'll send it now.

You want to close the deal?

It's time you learn, if you want to make more money.

Can I?

Yeah.

- Seriously? - Yes.

Seriously?

- Are you Maria? - Yes!

I'm Maeda.

So you didn't get it?

No, most of my friends didn't get it yet.

What are Social Security cards for?

You can use it for medical bills.

I don't have a health insurance card. I tried using my passport.

- A passport? - It didn't work.

Of course it wouldn't work!

- Eat up. - Thanks.

Don't feel sorry for them.

This is good.

- Hot? - Yes.

Are you okay?

You should try it, Mr. Maeda.

No way! I don't even have a passport.

- You don't? - I don't have the money to go abroad.

Because of the loan you talked about?

On top of that, my mom died two years ago.

She rented a house, so I inherited nothing.

WE'VE GOT OUR MARK!

Mr. Maeda.

I know of something that might interest you.

Yummy?

REGISTERED IDENTITY RECORD

We'll lend your identity to someone who's in trouble.

It's only for two years, so stay low.

But I need my ID for job interviews…

ID PHOTO BOOTH

This is your new name.

DRIVER'S LICENSE

That will cost you…

This covers the cost of the license.

10, 20… 30 thousand yen.

Okay.

You can use it as an ID, but not for driving.

It'd end badly if the police check your license.

You're done.

You can go.

Oh, sorry.

That was good.

Now you do it.

- Why? - Get some photos!

- No thanks. - Do it, come on!

Go on.

- Hey, Takuya... - Come on, I'm in a hurry.

TOSHIO MAEDA

Is this my new identity…?

You can go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Come again.

Thank you.

Why does he want a new identity?

He got caught with indecent photos of his middle school students.

- Insane, huh? - No way!

He's a habitual offender.

Hi, guys.

Hey.

- The usual please, Boggy. - Sure.

The children of offenders need help,

but perverts like him don't deserve it.

He'll do it again.

It isn't easy to restart your life.

- Here. - Thanks.

Here's your cut.

See? Work hard and you'll get even more.

Good job, here you go.

- There. - Thanks.

Thanks.

We did well!

- Great job! - Great job.

Leaving already?

I have a job.

More money!

- Cute! - Bye!

- Good work. - See you.

Let's go.

Takuya!

Your set's in deep shit.

What?

One of your leaders got robbed.

- It was the bosses' money. - Really?

All the guys are talking about it.

There was trouble with the Chinese mafia so it could be them.

Shit…

How much money was stolen?

It must be a lot… They're after blood.

Come on, Takuya.

Don't get in too deep.

Before you know it, you won't be able to get out.

That's how it is.

I could sell my identity for a lot of money.

Don't do that.

But you sold yours, right?

Listen.

Do you have any idea what it means?

Forget it.

Don't sell it.

"You have a motorcycle? Awesome!"

WE'RE MEETING SATO IN SHINJUKU AT 6 P.M. BE THERE.

KAWASHIMAYA

How about the Red Lantern woman?

It's good.

After the immigration interview, they set up their homes

in case of a surprise inspection.

And the marriage certificate?

I have it ready.

Did you know

that an eyeball can pop out in a car accident?

With a hit from behind!

No shit.

Would the eyeball see?

Yes, so I heard.

I can poke your eyeball out now.

This should be good to scoop it out!

Wanna test?

- Whoa, wait a sec… - Are you ready?

Mamoru.

Yes?

Don't see Takuya tomorrow.

But he wants me to go with him to get his sunglasses repaired.

Don't see him.

Don't call him or answer his calls.

Is something going on?

Ignorance is bliss. So don't ask questions.

Right?

Yes.

It's tasty!

- Thank you, Mr. Sato. - Thank you.

I'll contact you.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

See ya.