The first 171 lines.
Mmm!
Wow.
My god!
What the fuck?
I didn't even see that comin'.
You can't keep doing that the whole trip.
I will drive us off a cliff.
It's my timeline, okay?
It's a Groundhog's Day of fuckshit.
Oof, have you seen Molly's page?
Girl, she say she fine.
Then why you postin' all those selfies
with the corner of your face?
Lookin' like Picasso.
It's been two months. She's really goin' through it.
I do like her inspirational quotes, though.
"Stars can't shine without darkness."
-That's not not deep. - Right?
I get it, because when I broke up with Qwantrell
I posted so many thirst traps, my DMs ain't recovered.
They be filthy as hell.
You know you could delete 'em.
I gotta respond.
You don't.
Then maybe I want to respond.
You know what?
This weekend is supposed to be for us.
So, let's not talk about any mess.
Let's not talk about Molly's mess
let's not talk about Issa's messy mess.
I want to have a good time.
So sorry! Wrong car.
I'll go find my driver.
-Do you know him? - Uh-uh.
Y'all don't mingle in the morning?
- No. -Okay, bye.
Tamir?
Tamir? No? Somebody lyin'.
Uh, Carter?
-Molly. -And here you go.
-That's me. Thank you. -Enjoy your weekend.
-Hey, look who it is! -Hey!
It's people I see all the time.
Hey.
Good to see you.
-Hi, girl! -Hey, girl.
-Hey! -Hey.
Look at you.
Fresh off the plane stuntin'!
And you're twinning.
Oh, yeah!
I usually sleep in this.
Oh, I don't.
Ugh, I hated this nigga.
-Ah, I loved this nigga. -I did.
No real feelin's about this nigga.
Um, when y'all checked in, did y'all get a name tag?
That bitch over there sayin' I'm not registered
and she had to make me one.
Well, I got one because I am a panelist
so big things!
Y'all, not only did they flew me out
but they got me a handler, too.
This is super official. Am I official enough?
Uh, yeah you are.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did someone say, "The BLOCC"?
Ah! Me!
What does it stand for again?
Oh, just "Black Life.
Opportunities. And Cultural, um..."
I had went back and forth on the C's
but I, uh, landed on, um...
I forget. Uh, lemme just look it up.
Anticipation. I love it!
Connection! Black Life, Opportunities
Culture, and Connection.
We new, but we out here. I'm gonna learn it.
Well, as a Black that loves connection, I feel covered.
Are y'all good?
I stay good.
- Shall we? -Mmm-hmm.
Look at us. Lookin' like a diversity brochure.
It feels so good to be back.
Dr. Rhonda says that this is a really good opportunity
for me to disconnect and stay in the moment.
I don't know that I know how to do that, but I'm gon' try.
I'm glad you're tryin', girl.
Oh, shit. Is that Jordanna?
Did she have another kid?
She brought all her kids.
Should we have brought Simone?
Think we did it right. This weekend is for us, remember?
-Oh, shit! -Hold up.
-Is that Kelli? -
What the fuck?
Oh.
They killed me!
Oh, is that why they asked me to say a few words?
"Kelli will always be Kelli. Laughs."
Why'd they put my laugh in there?
I mean, I did laugh, but that's 'cause,
you do be you.
I do.
Oh, shit.
Maybe it's a good time to get up off the grid.
'Cause I do have some other identities
I've been meaning to try out.
-What's the first one? -French.
-Okay. -Okay.
Uh-huh-huh.
Is that... is that an identity
or is that a language?
Shut the fuck up!
-Hey! -Issa, we can all tell
who you can't remember by the tone of your "Hey."
Is it that obvious?
Hey.
Hey!
Real smooth, girl.
How are you? It's so good to see you.
It's been so long, right?
Hey, when you and Tiff had your issues,
how long did it take to get back-back?
Oh, god. We were fake-back before we were back-back.
I mean, the jokes I laughed at that weren't even funny. Whew.
Tiff is strugglin' with them punch lines.
Just don't force it, you know?
It'll happen when it happens. Just be there for her.
What does she need right now?
What makes her scared?
What makes her hair grow?
Is she a night walker, or a night talker?
Do she still got both her big toes?
I ain't never seen 'em, but I never look.
The point is... just give it time.
Thanks. This was, um...worse.
Bye, Bebe.
Okay, girl.
I will never forget Bebe grindin' up on Derek
during Full Moon on the Quad.
Whispering Mystikal lyrics in his ear.
That was before we were official.
Nah, everyone knew since day one y'all were a couple.
Everyone except thirsty-ass Bebe, apparently.
Whoever she is.
She was thirsty.
-Parched. -Mmm.
Like a shriveled-up prune.
Ha, ha! Prune!
-It's a lifelong journey, girl. -Mmm-hmm.
C'mon, you never had to worry about anyone else.
I mean, after our first date
I carved our names into a damn tree.
Um, what tree? No, you did not.
Wow, you don't remember.
I'mma find that tree.
It was a big ole tree, too.
Hey! Aw, fuck.
-Wow. Okay, Stanford. -This is nice.
It's so much smaller.
Wait a minute. Ain't that Cheyenne?
Get it! Ah. Ah.
It sure is.
Mmm, she was too crazy for me.
What was the name of your rap group?
-Trap Habit! -Trap Habit! Aye!
Ain't never seen the trap.
But I had a cousin.
Didn't y'all have a falling out?
Uh-huh. If we did it was over somethin' stupid.
Yeah.
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