Entourage

So are you gonna dance with me or not, Turtle?

Not. I told you I don't dance.

None of them do.

- Sorry, Drama. - I move so good, Alex,

I should be on "Dancing with the Stars."

And if he were a star, he probably would be.

You hear that, Mr. Manager?

I found you a show, Drama, you just have to be open to it.

I will not be a cartoon monkey.

And nobody better even say the word "monkey" in my presence.

- I like monkeys. - So do I.

- Yo, Turtle! - Yo, Yori, what up? Is Vince in there?

- Just like you said he was, bro. - Told you.

Tipping off the paparazzi to Vince's whereabouts now?

Traded an Avion shoutout for a tip.

- Vince was cool with it. - Awesome.

All right, peace out.

Cheers.

Oh. Are they getting serious?

- Naw. - They look pretty serious to me.

Naw, Vince don't get serious. They're trashed.

Hey, what's up, guys? I didn't want to bug Vince,

- but I got your table ready. You're over there. - Thanks, Brent.

- Let's go sit. - Thank you.

- They're kinda making me sick. - Yeah.

- You wanna go? - Do you mind?

- I wanna go too. - All right, let's get out of here.

- Hey, Vince, Sasha, we'll see you guys later. - Bye, Sasha.

- Where are you guys going? - Seriously.

The night's young. I was going to order another bottle of tequila.

- No more ordering my competition, vin. - Right, sorry.

I'll switch it to vodka.

I don't think you want to mix tequila and vodka, Vince.

Jesus, relax, whatever.

- Let's all hang. - We gotta work tomorrow.

- I got a Carlos meeting. - Johnny?

No, bro, I'm gonna hit the gym early,

take out my frustrations on the heavy bag.

- Hey! - Maybe one more dance.

All right, later.

- See you. - See you.

- Bye. - Pussies.

We don't need them.

No we don't.

Do we need these?

- No. - But do you want 'em?

His vibe is just off.

He has been drinking a ton all week.

- He needs to get back to work. - What's he doing next?

- A big superhero movie. - Yeah, hopefully.

Yo, what's up, Phil?

Yo, Eric. I just ran into our studio head at a screening.

- Yeah? - You ready for this?

- Yeah. - He went bananas for Johnny.

- Are you serious? - Yeah.

He wants to know who's animating but he thinks it's a go.

- Phil, that's great. - I wanted to let you know so you could tell your boy.

- All right, thanks a lot. - We'll talk tomorrow.

I'll talk to you tomorrow, Phil.

- What happened? - They want to make Drama's cartoon.

That's amazing. You want to tell him?

Just don't call him monkey.

You know what? Maybe I'll wait till the morning.

Let's get out of here.

- Baby, you sleeping? - Nope.

Me neither. The guest bed is not designed for an athletically-built man.

- I didn't tell you to sleep in there. - Yeah, you kinda did.

I said I didn't want to have sex and that's how you took it.

And you said that you didn't want to talk either.

If you don't want to talk and you don't want to have sex,

what else is there to do in here?

- Do you want to talk? - I'd rather have sex.

Yeah well, let's talk.

I am so embarrassed and so humiliated.

As am I. Horrible things

were written about me and my workplace.

- Horrible things that you said. - Just because someone prints it

- doesn't make it true. - Page seven, second paragraph... is that true?

- You printed it out? - Read it to me.

- Come on. - Fine, I'll read it.

"After a staff meeting Ari threw a stapler at the wall"

and screamed at a fellow Agent that he needed to 'climb

back inside his mother's vagina and cook a little longer'"?

That's funny.

Was it also funny that you asked Lizzie Grant if she signed a client

with a pen or with his cock?

Oh, and to another: "You should blow me for what I've done for you."

No no no, I remem... I said that to a man, not to a woman.

I would never say that to a woman. It is an expression.

But you said these things!

I don't know if I said all of them.

- You knew the man you married. - And now the whole world does!

The kids at school, their parents... my mother!

- So wait, this is about everyone else? - No, actually. It's about us.

I'd like to ask you how many calls did you take before mine when all this blew up?

- What? - I held for 10 minutes and you never called me back!

- I came home. - Three hours later.

I had to try to do some damage control.

That's what I can't get over... that you put more importance on the business

than the people in your family.

Baby, you and the kids mean everything to me.

Nothing else matters. You tell me what you want me to do.

Honestly I don't know.

You okay?

- Small headache. - Told you to slow down last night.

I was trying to keep up with you.

Well, that's not going to happen.

I'll be fine.

Vince, I need to talk to you about something.

Uh-oh.

I got a really big offer.

- For what? - A film.

- That's great. - An adult film.

Uh, I thought you weren't doing that anymore.

No, I haven't been doing it because I've been getting legit stuff.

And until now I haven't gotten a good enough offer.

- Well, what are they offering you? - 200 grand.

Well, you're not gonna do it.

I'm sorry, that sounded like a demand, not a question.

You're surprised that I don't want you to fuck another dude on camera?

Are you gonna fuck me on camera?

- Sash... - Vince, don't worry about it.

It's a five-guy gangbang so nobody gets any one-on-one time with me.

- You think this is funny? - Not at all.

- It's the absolute truth. - All right, I'll give you the money not to do it.

- What? - Yeah, it's not that big a deal.

- Don't treat me like a whore, Vince. - I wasn't. I...

- and don't be so aggressive in telling me what to do. - Calm down.

- I'm just saying. - I know what you were saying.

But I wasn't asking for your permission. I was just letting you know.

I thought getting the word out about Avion would be a good thing.

It would be, if we could provide the tequila, Turtle.

But we're a small company that's trying to grow.

And we've gotten an order for 20,000 cases ever since

- Vince posted on this Twitter two days ago. - We gotta fill them.

We don't have the capacity. Our factory can't handle it.

Well, could we expand the factory maybe?

- Or get a new one. - Get a new one... we don't have the money.

The plan is to grow starting with Vince's ad campaign which is still months away.

- How much do you need? - Whew, our new factory we hope to open

in 2013 will cost around $5 million.

Carlos, I've seen your house.

You probably have that hiding under your mattress.

I've barely been able to hold onto that house, Turtle.

The recession has hit us all... hard.

But if you can get the money, you'd expand now?

We would have expanded already if not for the economy.

Maybe I can get you the money.

Sure, Turtle, but how? Are you gonna ask Vince for that too?

I can't believe you sent it to the studio when I told you how much I hate it!

I can't believe you don't appreciate the fact

that they love it and you basically have a greenlit show.

Yeah, playing a cartoon monkey! I want to be seen and not heard.

Hey, would you get off the phone and come over here and focus?

- Hang on, hang on. - Drama, this is a job.

- A real job! - I'm not that desperate, Lloyd.

- What about your mortgage payments? - I could cover six more.

- Johnny. - Lloyd, I'm working on my body right now.

My real body. So you two go find someone who wants to use it.

- Drama! I'm honestly questioning

whether I'm going to ever work with either of you guys again.

- Come on, come on. - Goodbye.

I always imagined that double-teaming would be more fun than that.

Ew. Talk to you later, Lloyd.

What, he still don't want to be a monkey?

It's a gorilla and no.

- What's up? - We need to talk.

To me? About what?

About tequila and money.

- It's time for the staff meeting. - Oh joy.

And what are we working on today?

Kissing our employees' asses

so no work gets done and we don't get sued.

- Are you being sarcastic? - Don't question my tone.

This is coming from a lawyer, Ari, who we pay a lot money to.

Now be careful or else!

- Sounds like you're threatening me. - Somebody has to.

You're doing a fine job today, Jake.

If Dana Gordon calls I'd appreciate it if you got me immediately.

- Please and thank you. - You're welcome.

Good morning, everyone.

First staff meeting of the new softer, quieter,

gentler regime. How is everyone feeling?

Why don't we start the day off with some hugs and kisses?

Everyone except for you and me, Lloyd. That ain't happening.

- Ari. - What? I thought it was very courteous of me

to not want to get him excited.

- Don't make me retain counsel, Ari. - Anyway...

- Ari, I've got Dana Gordon. - I must take that.

The good news is everyone knows how much I hate staff meetings,

so thankfully there is no chance

of me getting irritated and saying something bad.

Take it away, babs.

I have to say I'm impressed that I could get you with everything that's going on.

Dana, you've known me longer than my wife.

You should know that I care about my clients,

despite the picture that is painted of me.

- How is your wife? - She's not happy.