Love Island Australia

In a stunning tropical location…

there's a beautiful paradise

where sexy singles roam free.

It's a place where anyone can fall in love.

Okay, Australia, I'm ready to reel us in some hotties.

Time to get them hooked.

You're nailing it. Pack your bags, stud.

Ditch the Force and find a vibe, babe.

Two down, eight to go.

You've scored, Taku.

Keep the winning streak going on Love Island.

This won't hurt one bit.

Love Island is waiting.

Way to make an impact, girlfriend.

What a catch.

Australia, it's finally time to meet our singles.

Welcome to Love Island.

Australia, we are back.

After a punishing COVID journey,

what the world needs right now is something nourishing for the soul.

Sadly, we don't have that.

But what we do have is loads of semi-naked single hotties

looking for love.

And this season, we've found an unforgettable brand-new island.

We're calling it Australia.

We've got a mind-blowing new villa,

a boatload of neon,

and the biggest woody you've ever seen.

What? It's a tree!

So we've got wood.

Now it's time to find love.

Let's meet our sexy single girls.

Whoo-hoo!

Nice to meet you! I'm Courtney.

I'm Jess. Nice to meet you.

I just got goosebumps. Oh, my God.

-Oh, my God! -It's so pretty!

I'm so tall, I nearly hit the roof.

Oh, my God!

- Look at that! -

Oh, look at those chairs!

-Oh, my God! -Stop!

-Oh, my God, I'm shaking. -God, me too!

- - Dude!

-We've gotta sit there. -I'm gonna be there tonight.

We can sit sleep on it and stare at the stars.

-The pool… -It's so big! It's so cool.

This is stunning. It's absolutely gorgeous.

We've got champagne. Want to open it or do you want me to?

-Can you open it? -I can physically open it, yes.

-Will it be successful? Mm. -Keep it away from me!

Maybe do it towards the distance.

I'm hyping this up. I bet it's not even gonna go anywhere.

- -

It wasn't even that bad! Oh, my gosh.

And we're finally in here!

There you go. Shall we make a cheers?

-Shall we do a toast? -Yes.

Let's toast to the most amazing time of our lives.

Absolutely!

And to meeting our one.

-Yes! I love that. Cheers. -Cheers, babe.

-Did you make eye contact? -Mm!

Good. 'Cause you don't want bad sex.

You know how they say?

If you don't make eye contact, seven years of bad sex.

It's like, oh, God. Can't do that.

Hi. I'm Courtney. I'm 23 years old.

I am a student nurse from the Gold Coast.

I am unapologetically myself. I just would say I'm like a ball of energy.

I'm so much. Sometimes I'm too much.

But that's their problem.

I have just been stuck in "situationships" for four years,

which is absolutely ridiculous.

A "situationship" is a situation that doesn't become a relationship

because boys can't commit for shit.

I'm just hoping Love Island's gonna help a girl out.

I would say I'm quite physical.

Kissing's so important. Some people don't know the motion.

It's ridiculous! I'm like, "What are you doing?"

"Get your tongue out," or "Put it in more."

Your tongue's, like, 5cm long.

Gotta put at half of it in someone's mouth.

It's really not that hard.

You don't get me in the kiss, you're not getting me in bed.

That sucks for you. I'm trying to help you.

I'm a team player.

So, what do you look for in a guy?

Someone who can make me laugh. Someone who has a good heart.

And then obviously it's a bonus

if they're smart and good-looking.

Funny, you literally just said everything I want in a guy.

I just want him to make me laugh.

I don't care about anything else. And he needs to have respect for me.

That's all, two things. Be respectful, make me laugh. Sold!

-I reckon we'll find someone special. -I reckon.

My name's Jess. I'm 23.

I'm from Cronulla.

When people meet me,

they're generally intimidated by me.

I'm very confident. I'm strong, I'm powerful.

And when I walk into a room,

I'm the brightest light in the room.

My energy's quite flirty.

I feel like my eyes are quite flirty.

I flirt and I don't even try to.

It's just a toxic trait of mine.

When I'm in the villa, because I know that I'm A-grade,

I'm looking for someone that can match me.

I know what I deserve.

Players aren't for me.

You can be gorgeous,

but at the end of the day, if that energy's not there,

that positive, genuine energy, then you're not for me.

Gone. Bye.

I'm really, like, keen to meet the other girls as well.

It'll be so weird to see the variety of us.

I know! So exciting.

Is someone gonna look like you or look totally different?

This is so insane.

I feel like something's about to happen.

- -Hello!

Just waiting for another girl.

Yay! We're so glad you've arrived.

Oh, my God, I love your bikini.

-You look amazing! -Thank you!

I love that we're all in bright colors.

-So fun. -I'm so happy to meet you guys.

-I'm Courtney. I know! -I'm Ari.

-So nice to meet you. -I'm Jess.

-Champagne here. -Nice to meet you.

-Would you like some? -Yes, thank you. Oh, my gosh!

Your hair is so long.

It's just blowing in the wind.

-Oh, my God, it's gorgeous. -You look great, babe.

Hi. My name's Ari. I'm 25 years old, and I'm from Brisbane.

I think I have an amazing booty.

Because you know what? I paid for it.

You can pay for things that you want.

I love attention. I love it when people stare at me.

I love it when people compliment me.

I love it when my friends are always, you know, up my arse.

I'm an alpha female.

Alpha females and alpha males just don't go together.

I have to be the center of attention and they have to be obsessed with me.

When I'm in a relationship, I'm super-committed.

But when I'm single, I'm a little bit of a ho-ho.

I wouldn't say I'm picky. But I am very particular.

My perfect man would be someone who's fit,

who's a Greek god, and someone who can wash my hair.

My arms get tired, so it'd be good

to have a strong man to wash my hair.

What do you look for in a guy?

I don't know. I haven't dated in seven years.

Dude, I've been single for four years!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

-So, um, muscles. -Yes. Muscles is a must.

Tanned.

-Maybe mixed race. -Yeah.

-I get what you're going for. -Culture.

But, like, anyone who's just kind.

And, like, just be nice to me!

Oh, my God!

This is insane!

-Oh, my God! -Yay!