Impractical Jokers

Narrator: Coming up, why is Murr getting up close and personal?

Why is Sal under attack?

Oh, my God!

And which punished Joker will cross

a bridge of troubled waters in tonight's big punishment?

Sal: Prepare for something amazing.

Hey, mustache, what's up?

Murr: I want my mommy!

Sal: I will never forgive you!

Joe: Larry!

Sal: New York City, only place like it, baby!

This is incredible. We're at Top of the Rock,

at the world-famous Rockefeller Plaza.

While taking in the sights, we've got to do and say

what the other guys tell us.

If you refuse to do or say anything, you lose.

Welcome to the Rock.

Wrong Rock.

Murr: This might be one of the coolest locations we've ever filmed, right?

Hands down. Hands down.

I can't believe they let us do this here.

Way classier than we deserve.

There we go. Let's do it.

Sal, ready to lose?

Why?

Just go put your nose up against the glass.

I'm not doing it.

Sal, this is a great view, huh?

You should pick up your phone and describe it,

very loudly, to somebody.

Thick New York accent.

Yeah. Be really New York.

Yeah. It looks sick, bro.

Yeah, it's a dope skyline, bro.

I'm looking at the Empire State Building right there,

beyond is the Freedom Tower.

I count, like, dozens of windows.

Building over here's got a big-ass antenna on it.

Louder. Louder.

Yeah. That's where King Kong was, right there, bro.

I'm staring at right where King Kong died.

Oh Hoboken, bro.

It's a sick, dope view, bro.

It's New York City, only place like it, baby!

Murr: Hey Sal, see that woman in pink over there?

Yeah, you think she's Derek Jeter.

Jeter.

Excuse me?

Derek Jeter.

Oh, sorry. I was gonna ask for an autograph.

Sal, any time somebody looks through

one of those viewing things, just block their vision.

Just keep blocking, Sal.

Block her.

I'm sorry?

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

You owe this woman 50 cents, clearly.

-Block! -Block, block!

Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry.

"Don't be an idiot"?

Sal, grab it, look into it,

point it at her, and tell her to get out of the way.

Can you get out of the way please?

"Don't be an idiot!"

Don't be an idiot, please.

Oh, Joe.

You don't remember how you got up here.

The last thing you remember is kicking that old gypsy woman

in the park.

And now, you're up here. You don't know how.

What the f--

Where am I?

Did you see me come up here?

I don't know how I got up here.

The last thing I remember is, I kicked an old gypsy woman

in Central Park. Next thing I know, I'm up here.

I might have been quantum leaped up here.

Who'd you kick to get up here?

Oh, you took an elevator?

Where are...

I gave her a shot in the chops, teleported my ass right up here.

"You want to take that top off?"

Want to pop your top off?

Murr: Joe, a lot of foreigners up here, right?

Out-foreign the tourists.

Ehh.

This is classic Joe Gatto bit right here.

Ehh.

The... The State building?

-Empire State Building. -Oeih!

Get her to teach you how to use one of the binocular things.

Eh, the -- the...

Yeah, put money in it.

Muhh...

"New York titty"

New York titty?

What?

No, you look through it.

Eh.

I love -- I love -- I love New York titty.

New York titty greatest titty in the world.

Wonderful titty.

"The titty that never sleeps."

The titty that never sleep.

Yeah, strip club, go see some cities.

Baklava.

All right, guys.

Those are nice binoculars I gave you.

Yes, they are.

They're to check out the view -- of people's faces.

Here we go.

Murr, walk right by the couple that's kissing and embracing.

Just, when you walk by, just go, "Romance is in the air."

Romance is in the air.

[ Whispering indistinctly ]

Murr, let me check those binoculars real quick.

Murr: All righty.

Give the binocs to the side.

Yeah, great.

Murr, I want you to pull up your shirt,

put your chest on the glass, and just jiggle and giggle

and be like, "Ninnies on the glass, ninnies on the glass!"

Ninnies on the glass.

Ninnies on the glass.

Ninnies on the glass. Ninnies on the glass.

New York looking at my ninnies on the glass.

They're looking at the ninnies.

Man, you really took this and ran with it!

You, you, you, you -- your ninnies.

Come on, your ninnies.

-Do it! Do it! -You -- yeah.

Look at all our ninnies, men in New York.

Ninnies on the glass.

Joe: Just keep going. "Ninnies on the glass!"

Ninnies on the glass.

It's so stupid.

All right, can we run these out -- run those out?

All right, Murr, I got one more idea for the binoculars.

Do me a favor and grab them.

Thank you.

All right, put them up against the glass

and hold them up with your face.

Like, not with your hands.

Okay, stay there.

Didn't work.

Joe: Here we go. Do it again.

Woman: Oh, nooooo!

What, what?

What's the matter?

What's the matter?

-That's why it didn't go! -That's why it didn't work.

It's on her eyes.

Christine -- Murray, the just --

what are we doing here?!

-What's going on here? -What?

Come here. Just come back here for a minute.

They didn't give me the note

that there was makeup until after.

Look at her face.

We put the thing around for you,

she tried them, and they ended up on her face.

This was supposed to be you!

Epic fail.

Q, I'm sorry to hear about that you lost your pet parakeet.

-Oh, did I? -Yeah. Mr. Turdlybird.

-Turdly? -Turdly.

-Is that a real word? -Turdlybird.

Excuse me, you guys came from up there? Yeah.

Did you see a parakeet up there?

I lost my parakeet.

Mr. Turdlybird?

If you see a small 'keet, let me know.

Mr. Turdlybird.

Q, stand next to somebody that's really taking in the sights,

really enjoying the vista.

Yeah, there you go.

Yeah.

"This city can suck my butt."

This city can suck my butt.

Enjoy your day.

-"Quick question..." -Quick question...

"...do you want to platonic, clothes on, 69 for a photo op?"

...do you want to...

-"Quick question..." -Quick question...

"...do you want to platonic, clothes on, 69 for a photo op?"